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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. rkyeun

    rkyeun Cabbitus Maximus

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    You're missing the real question, because none of those are the avatar above you. Would you bang the painting that depicts the three?
     
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  2. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Hehe. Let's make some Cadbury Cream Eggs.
     
  3. rkyeun

    rkyeun Cabbitus Maximus

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    Gaaah! I already had my turn! If we're allowing rerolls then... that changes things. I'll have to monitor this thread for an avatar depicting Madoka's karmic potential.
     
  4. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott Know what you're doing yet?

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    Sorry, not into animals... and that rabbit scare the shit out of me.
     
  5. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Getting out there.

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    Nope, and
    Good point, I completely failed to realize that the avatar was a picture and to answer your question, I wouldn't even if I knew how to/was capable of, bang/ing a painting.
     
  6. ZenithOfLust

    ZenithOfLust Awooo!~

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    She looks like the cross between Cthulhu and a C'tan but that's a feminine figure so YUP!
     
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  7. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Getting out there.

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    Probably, though the tails(?) might make things awkward.
     
  8. ZenithOfLust

    ZenithOfLust Awooo!~

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    That just means we have a cuddly cocoon of fluff to make love in ^^
     
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  9. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    Hellhound Kitsune/Inari?
    Let's go, no regrets.
     
  10. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Will it increase my chance of getting superpowers via radiation? Or just more likely to get testicular cancer?
     
  11. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    Going by Spiderman rules, only if I bite you.
     
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  12. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    But if we go by Hulk rules, all you gotta do is flash him.
     
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  13. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    That would happen no matter what, give subject matter of this thread.
     
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  14. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Getting out there.

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    So in conclusion, John_Oakman definitely get's superpowers and it's only a probably on the cancer.
     
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  15. Judgement

    Judgement The Uncle Fiend

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    I mean, if they have the appropriate holes...
     
  16. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor Vanilla Bitch

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    Bloody hell no. I am not banging a nazi, especially not one from The New Order.
     
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  17. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    This thread is honestly kinda dull. It usually boils down into 'eff no' or 'eff yes'.
    I feel like we could come up with a gimmick that leads to more amusing answers than that. Like avatar fuck-marry-kill (of the three distinct non-you posters immediately before you, choose one avatar to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill)

    Also eff no, I don't do crowds of dramatic men dressed in all black.
     
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  18. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I am neither into catgirls nor small children, so hard pass.
     
  19. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    Yeah, well I'm not into ducks, so it's mutual.

    More seriously, though, yeah, Tsumikitty runs on pure daughteru points.
     
  20. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja Experienced.

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    I mostly enjoy contemplating what would even happen between two avatars (or two people in the bodies of their avatars) rather than me IRL and an avatar.
    For example, this sexless puppet would love and adopt the daughteru and everyone would think he's a pedophile when really he's just generally weird and creepy.
     
  21. Uxion

    Uxion Experienced.

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    Probably not
     
  22. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Oh, this'll be a challenge.
     
  23. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Could be worse, about fifteen years ago my avatar on forums was the Drake Equation. I'm pretty sure that you'd need to be Dr. Chuck Tingle to figure out how to fuck that. :p

    Also, tell the duck to get ready.
     
  24. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Getting out there.

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    I'm reasonably certain that being close enough to a sun to bang it, would just vaporize you before sex could happen, but if that weren't a problem I'd do it just for the hell of it.
     
  25. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    I'm pretty sure that sticking my dick in Starfield would result in it being bitten off by Aria. So no.
     
  26. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    They look like they need immediate medical attention, not lewding.
     
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  27. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    A two for one catgirl special? Vanilla and chocolate? Why wouldn't I?
     
  28. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    A radioactive bird? A two for one! (bird flu & cancer)
     
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  29. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I would make her eat a sandwich.
     
  30. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    I've heard that male ducks are rapists, nope. ;)

    (There are of course also other problems).
     
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