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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Definitely not!
     
  2. 753398445a

    753398445a Which one am I?

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    Yup!
     
  3. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Sure on the two adults but nope on the infant. After all everyone should try a little Elder God inside of them.
     
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  4. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja Experienced.

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    Probably but only because I’m genuinely curious about the genital situation there.
     
  5. Judgement

    Judgement The Uncle Fiend

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    I'll do it.

    Just don't let our dicks touch.

    Also I'm the one who does the penetrating.
     
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  6. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle The man who sold the world

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    I dunno. Who is it?
     
  7. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Maybe? Would I have to bang one clone or the whole battalion?
     
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  8. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    If arachne have right parts, obviously, they aren't generally more dangerous than vampires, gumiho or whatever others have as avatars.
     
  9. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Yep cand do.

    Also should mention that some Arachne like go give away silk clothes for well done lewdings.
     
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  10. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Having owned a tarantula, I am an expert in giving scritches to spiders. I suspect this shall be useful.

    First- I'll need a live cricket. A really, really big cricket. Hmm. My neighbor's beagle should work. Much like a cricket, it's brown, eats shit, and will never shut the fuck up.

    Second- start with the upper arc of the abdomen. Give her a minute to get used to the touch, be gentle, don't go near her meal.

    Third- work up, but don't touch the thorax 'till she's done eating.

    Fourth- use experience and apply theory to develop a feel for the results of touching things that I wouldn't touch and/or don't exist on a spider.

    Five- Scratch "redhead" and "sapient interspecies" off my bucket list.

    Potentially acquire new comfy clothes.
     
  11. BobTheNinja

    BobTheNinja Horny Aspiring Multiversal Adventurer

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    Eeeeyyyeaaah, not so much, sorry. :x
     
  12. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    Yes, very much yes.
     
  13. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott Know what you're doing yet?

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    Bang? Yes, with a shotgun.
     
  14. asdx

    asdx Gives me conniptions.

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    Not in a billion years Old...man thing.
     
  15. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott Know what you're doing yet?

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    That's xenophobia, poor cute mutant alien fighting in the WWII. No one love him.

    Me, I would search the way to lewd the fairy.
     
  16. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Um, nope, I saw better looking furries
     
  17. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Gonna need to see some ID, first. Even then, probably not.
     
  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I'm not into ducks.
     
  19. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Actually, yes.
     
  20. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja Experienced.

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  21. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor Vanilla Bitch

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    The lack of a face is a wee bit unsettling, so I'm probably going to have to go with a "sorry fam".
     
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  22. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Oh hey ... Proper gentlemen. Sure I will have fun with them. Is Oviposition Okay with you?
     
  23. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor Vanilla Bitch

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    No clue tbh, as long as I don't get eaten I should be fine though.
     
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  24. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Not really, I don't swing that way, but I wouldn't mind going bar hopping with him...
     
  25. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    How does one bang a cup without getting ceramic in intimate places?
     
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  26. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Bukakke?
     
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  27. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Sure I would try to bang the Bastalian.

    Also as a girl how would I bukakke a cup?
     
  28. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Spider girl shoots eggs? I don’t know
     
  29. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Anything is fuckable at least once if the person doing it is brave enough...
     
  30. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    This'll be an interesting challenge.