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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. pepperjack

    pepperjack A Variety of Cheese

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    I suspect LOLsimurgh will continue to get no's. I'm mostly posting here to see if we have any quick-fingered turophiles among us.
     
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  2. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    I...uh...don't want pepper on and in my dick.
     
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  3. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    I don't want to go to jail.

    Indeed, but I'm looking to see how varied the no's get. :p
     
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  4. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    Sends the winged one to beauty salon!

    Change your avvie to loli simurgh. :3
     
  5. Judgement

    Judgement The Fiend

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    I would totally bang a tanuki.
     
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  6. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    Then this thread is lewd!

    Because the spider girl is nao doomed to being banged by tanuki!
     
  7. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    Well from what I can see she looks cute.
     
  8. SamPardi

    SamPardi Versed in the lewd.

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    Not entirely my cup of tea, but if the ears are any sign of her flexibility... I think we can make it a fun night.
     
  9. GorgonEyed

    GorgonEyed Five-Star Horror Ham

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    I'm perfectly fine with muscle... provided she's got a handle on her strength and won't accidentally break me.

    Just in case people are unfamiliar with my avatar's source material, note that the clothes are alive. Yes, it is a packaged deal.
     
  10. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    I'd rather she be wearing Senketsu, but I'd not lose my way as I lewded Ryuuko.
     
  11. Princess Magnificent

    Princess Magnificent WIth Lips of Coral And Robes of Black Feathers

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    Hm. Maybe when you're older.

    Like, say, I could pencil you in for next week.
     
  12. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    Tanuki are kinda like a hybrid of spirits and fairfolk... so is kind of leery of banging undead ghosts... even if they're hot. :3
     
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  13. Snake/Eater

    Snake/Eater Myth Maker of the North

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    Too creepy looking and depression, i like my girls to be more wholesome and happy. other then that i give you a generous 5.
     
  14. Malcolmo

    Malcolmo Insert custom title here

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    It's some kind of ouroboros with a tree growing out of it. Even if I wanted to I'm not sure how the hell that would even work.
     
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  15. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    And your avatar is low resolution enough that I can't tell what gender it is. So no.
     
  16. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    noh!
    yus!
     
  17. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    Nope! Trollface = unattractive.
     
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  18. WanderingEye

    WanderingEye Check me out! I'm a talking skull!

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    mmm maybe?
    not really interested but sure why not?
     
  19. asdx

    asdx Mouth Pussy

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    Nnoooooooooope.
     
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  20. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    I would hug and cuddle with her and make her download all the porn on the internet.
     
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  21. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    Will die in battle for a chance to meet her.
     
  22. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    I loved Toonami as a kid, but not that much.
     
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  23. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    2loli4me
     
  24. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    Lucky for me I still like cat girls even as an adult. Especially as an adult.
     
  25. Trilonias

    Trilonias I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Hmm, nope! My, but this thread goes fast...
     
  26. asdx

    asdx Mouth Pussy

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    And then Nymph got all the kinks, good job!

    Hmm, not sure if male or female, so no for now.
     
  27. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    And then Tanuki pops in and patpats the asdx~ :3
     
  28. Generic_Generica

    Generic_Generica Verified kōhai

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    Nah, I wouldn't. No offense Bii, I just don't do Tanuki. Or... Is that a tanuki?

    Meh.

    (Pets the Tanuki.)
     
  29. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    Bros before Hoes! But no banging.
     
  30. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    Not unless there's actually a cute girl under that mask, no.