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NuclearBird said:
A waifu to surpass all others.
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Is this what Kojima warned us about? Is this the true power of MEMES?

...I mean, I certainly become a waifu to surpass metal gear. Going to either suck or be incredibly awesome that one of my arms is now robotic (no loss of functions, I think) and I may or may not have a robot toaster.
 
Scenario 1: I am an immortal shapeshifting demigod in sweet ninja cosplay. I'm also 14 again.

I guess I fly around, practice my powers, accumulate wealth and power, and basically pull a Vlad on everyone. Maybe see if it's possible to build a harem IRL in America, just for giggles. If I can, freak out at accidentally creating a melting pot relationship.

Scenario 2: Accept Vlad's offer for training, learn everything, and work out a deal about Jack's life. Or maybe don't, and "comfort" Maddie in her grieving. Tap Sam, use my powers to set up Tuck with some good shit. See if I can permanently gain powers like Vortex, but with real control.

Keep the damn Reality Glove. Make a fucking suit of armor and have the Ring of Rage and Crown of Fire part of it. Reign supreme as God-King and lead both worlds into prosperity and space.

Or get kicked around by Clockwork for being a shithead. I imagine my potential is quite a bit worse than Dark Danny.
 
Scenario 1: I hang out in space a lot, and take advantage of being able to fly and teleport and such. I go to a far, far part of the galaxy to blow up an empty planet or two for the pretty explosions just because I can, then come back and go to work in the morning. Chances are, I don't actually make much practical use of my abilities other than never needing a car again. I guess I do a lot of world travelling too, just because I can.

All of that dependent on my being able to convince people that I am me, and figuring out some kind of excuse for having a solid purple eye and blunt purple spikes sticking out of my forehead in a line above said eye. If not, I guess I bum around and take advantage of not needing any necessities, like food, air, water, or protection from basically anything and just hang out wherever I feel like. I hear the core of the sun is nice this time of year.

I definitely try and practice until I can use a small enough amount of power throwing beams and booms around that I'm not accidentallying the city a hundred miles down range, if I can't already. I probably already can though, so not much of a problem really.

Scenario 2: I try and figure out a way to get Tokimi to treat me nicer. Maybe make a fuss of things without going as far as Z did in canon, to get her to decide to do so on her own while hopefully not getting myself gibbed by Tenchi awakening as ubergod like Z did. It might end up with me becoming Tokimi's husbando with no choice in the matter, but that should be acceptable.
 
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I'm an ancient spirit raised during Dia de los Muertos with control over the dead, allowed to enter the world of the living on the day the dead are allowed roam free.

1) I reconnect with family alive and dead and have a party. Afterwards I make millions by proving the afterlife exists, and is awesome, and being a medium.
2) I join the local Magical Girl team and fight evil while running a kick ass bar for the undead and living to party together.
 
1) I start freaking out because I'm a 13 year old Japanese girl in the US with no particular powers or skills, no paperwork, and live relatively far away from my family. I'd need to bluff my way past the people I'm renting from and make it to my friend's house with public transportation. Particularly, if my skill in English and Japanese got swapped, I'd have a hell of a time even explaining what was going on to him. Past that, not even sure.
2) I find myself in a hell of my own making, because even if I could justify it by actually acting like Toshino Kyoko, perving on girls would be suuuuuuper creepy. Otherwise, end up having a pretty happy life long-term, she's got things set.

I'd be a tomato. Yep.
 
Second try on this one, with a bit more thought put into it.

I would lose my fucking mind, since I've been transmorgified into an
a) Irradiated Corvid
b) Irradiated Corvid with radiation powers

Neither of those options are very appealing, since, y'know, I'd be irradiated, with dubious immunity to it. It also depends whether I retain my cognitive abilities and the ability to speak.
Needless to say, getting turned into a radioactive animal would put a dent on my academic life. It's hard to study electrical engineering when all you have for manipulator limbs are a beak and a pair of literal crow's feet.
 
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