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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Girls, girls! You're both pretty.
     
  2. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Supreme Ruler of all of Equestria.

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    I could. I could use the sun and moon to basically take over any 'Earth' but like I said I would most likely fly under radar and Dom the shit out of Sophia because boy does that girl need a taste of how own medicine.
     
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  3. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    If you used my DNA for one of them, would that make me the father?

    Also, we'd probably have to work out how to make stable half-ghost artificial creations.
     
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  4. Guardian54

    Guardian54 Versed in the lewd.

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    Create a post-scarcity society enforced by the Aeon Illuminate's war machines, of course.
    *assuming I can build up to ACUs using the pilot suit's embedded systems*
     
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  5. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "Well... if you're gonna be a bitch about it, I won't bother to try and help!"

    *Note that the Star of Exuberant Excess is both sincere in it's desire to help, and completely insane. :p
     
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  6. точное попадание

    точное попадание Can't actually speak Russian (yet)

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    Well shit. Hide most of my gear, sign up for the local shooting range for fun, maybe sell the AT-4.
     
  7. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Two words: Masturbate vigorously.
     
  8. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Second thing? Go fucking teleporting everywhere.

    Just for the sheer novelty.
     
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  9. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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  10. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You're a catgirl?

    I can, uh, fix that.
     
  11. zxzrc

    zxzrc Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Complete people's sentences, apparently?
     
  12. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Maybe so?

    Get out of my post?

    Please?

    :eek: ?
     
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  13. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I would gladly pet the catgirl
     
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  14. Fallenblades643

    Fallenblades643 Canned food pls?

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    How does one explain to ones family that their giant son is now a chibi little girl who weighs more then they use too and is like 1000 times stronger.

    Then find work at the docks cause I can bench press cargo containers now.
     
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  15. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "Well, I suppose I could always do the one thing I have that isn't at all tainted by the madness or malice of the Yozis. Other than dancing, that is. I can make liquor. I can make the best liquor. High quality, transcendentally great stuff. Not even the gods of liquor can outdo me there. It doesn't have any side effects at all other than the normal ones for alcohol and maybe encouraging liquor snobbery."
     
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  16. ryuan

    ryuan The guy who can't write smut for shit

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    At least I'm not fat anymore.
     
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  17. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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    Could be a fatcat
     
  18. ANGRY PUFFBALL

    ANGRY PUFFBALL I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Hide. Forever.


    ;_;
     
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  19. Baroness Stella Lecarde

    Baroness Stella Lecarde Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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  20. Salbazier

    Salbazier Posting while Hot

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  21. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    ... Why?
     
  22. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    Sometimes, one cannot help but appreciate their own glorious form.
     
  23. Aleph

    Aleph Experienced.

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    Why not?
     
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  24. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Why nut?

    I guess that makes sense?
     
  25. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Maybe you could find some on any local walmarts or something
     
  26. Salbazier

    Salbazier Posting while Hot

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    Practical reason: to do a full check of changes
    Not-so-practical reason: obvious
     
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  27. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Practical reason is good.
    I assume the not so practical reason is because you're a dude that likes chicks, or a chick that likes chicks? So a good look at a decently attractive female body is probably right up your alley?
     
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  28. ChaosRonin

    ChaosRonin Getting sticky.

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    Probably take the dragonzord for a cruise, then find some evil and kick its ass.
     
  29. Mkaius

    Mkaius Versed in the lewd.

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    Well this is awkward...
    Let’s hope I don’t wake up as behemoth in my home because that means it is destroyed and my family is dead. Let’s not test what I’d do with this much power and all that grief.
     
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  30. Baroness Stella Lecarde

    Baroness Stella Lecarde Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    I think a blood bank would be more suitable given what I have become.
     
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