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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Troika

    Troika Know what you're doing yet?

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    Hide. Forever.


    ;_;
     
  2. Baroness Stella Lecarde

    Baroness Stella Lecarde Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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  3. Salbazier

    Salbazier Posting while Hot

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  4. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    ... Why?
     
  5. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    Sometimes, one cannot help but appreciate their own glorious form.
     
  6. Aleph

    Aleph Experienced.

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    Why not?
     
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  7. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Why nut?

    I guess that makes sense?
     
  8. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Maybe you could find some on any local walmarts or something
     
  9. Salbazier

    Salbazier Posting while Hot

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    Practical reason: to do a full check of changes
    Not-so-practical reason: obvious
     
  10. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Practical reason is good.
    I assume the not so practical reason is because you're a dude that likes chicks, or a chick that likes chicks? So a good look at a decently attractive female body is probably right up your alley?
     
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  11. ChaosRonin

    ChaosRonin Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Probably take the dragonzord for a cruise, then find some evil and kick its ass.
     
  12. Mkaius

    Mkaius Versed in the lewd.

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    Well this is awkward...
    Let’s hope I don’t wake up as behemoth in my home because that means it is destroyed and my family is dead. Let’s not test what I’d do with this much power and all that grief.
     
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  13. Baroness Stella Lecarde

    Baroness Stella Lecarde Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    I think a blood bank would be more suitable given what I have become.
     
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  14. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    I get it and would you want some of my amazonian's blood?
     
  15. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    "I would. Willingly donated magical blood is a novel enough ingredient that I could make some truly transcendent booze out of it."
     
  16. Salbazier

    Salbazier Posting while Hot

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    The former yes :D
     
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  17. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Good(give a needle of blood from my skin to you) here
     
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  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I know the feeling.

    Would definitely spend a few minutes admiring myself in the bathroom mirror.
     
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  19. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Photosynthesis!
     
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  20. TMastér

    TMastér Bleh

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    Take over the world I guess.
     
  21. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Good luck with that
     
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  22. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    "Photosynthesis isn't really about luck, it's about turning delicious sunlight into booze food."


    "I can turn sunlight into booze though..."
     
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  23. Redon

    Redon the baka nerbie

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    Oh, one of these things again, I guess my response remains the same thing as I said way back shortly after I joined SB...

    Realize I'm going to die in agony in about three years and cry a lot.
     
  24. Selias

    Selias Experienced.

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    Be the very best. Like no one ever was.
     
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  25. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    To catch them is your real test.
     
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  26. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Not too sore, are you?

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    To train them is your cause!
     
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  27. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You will travel across the land.
     
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  28. Heaven Canceler

    Heaven Canceler Behind You!

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    Search far and wide
     
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  29. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp Know what you're doing yet?

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    Teach Pokemon to understand
    The Power that’s inside!

    So I’m now basically a demigod disguised as a teenager disguised as a ninja. That’s fun.

    I abuse my powers to steal computers and video games so I can have the ultimate VR experience, in between bouts of power testing. I would also lewd people, like an erotic Paranormal Activity but with more consent.

    Unfortunately, I lack a certain amount of ambition to really succeed; especially since pretty much everyone here could crush me into dirt. I guess I offer my services as a spy/mystical assassin? Just hope the Sun Godess, Order Godess, a huge ass green ball, and what has to be half the magical girls to exist don’t accidentally my existence.
     
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  30. Nerx

    Nerx THOT Police

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    As someone from Peepoodo & The Super Fuck Friends it would be best to head towards the red light district and NUT vigorously across several workers. Gonna tip graciously and write good reviews.