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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Yep cand do.

    Also should mention that some Arachne like go give away silk clothes for well done lewdings.
     
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  2. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Having owned a tarantula, I am an expert in giving scritches to spiders. I suspect this shall be useful.

    First- I'll need a live cricket. A really, really big cricket. Hmm. My neighbor's beagle should work. Much like a cricket, it's brown, eats shit, and will never shut the fuck up.

    Second- start with the upper arc of the abdomen. Give her a minute to get used to the touch, be gentle, don't go near her meal.

    Third- work up, but don't touch the thorax 'till she's done eating.

    Fourth- use experience and apply theory to develop a feel for the results of touching things that I wouldn't touch and/or don't exist on a spider.

    Five- Scratch "redhead" and "sapient interspecies" off my bucket list.

    Potentially acquire new comfy clothes.
     
  3. BobTheNinja

    BobTheNinja Horny Aspiring Multiversal Adventurer

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    Eeeeyyyeaaah, not so much, sorry. :x
     
  4. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Yes, very much yes.
     
  5. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Bang? Yes, with a shotgun.
     
  6. asdx

    asdx Mouth Pussy

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    Not in a billion years Old...man thing.
     
  7. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    That's xenophobia, poor cute mutant alien fighting in the WWII. No one love him.

    Me, I would search the way to lewd the fairy.
     
  8. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Um, nope, I saw better looking furries
     
  9. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Gonna need to see some ID, first. Even then, probably not.
     
  10. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I'm not into ducks.
     
  11. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Actually, yes.
     
  12. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja The Blade Will Never Die

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  13. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor blank and loving it

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    The lack of a face is a wee bit unsettling, so I'm probably going to have to go with a "sorry fam".
     
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  14. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Oh hey ... Proper gentlemen. Sure I will have fun with them. Is Oviposition Okay with you?
     
  15. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor blank and loving it

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    No clue tbh, as long as I don't get eaten I should be fine though.
     
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  16. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Not really, I don't swing that way, but I wouldn't mind going bar hopping with him...
     
  17. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    How does one bang a cup without getting ceramic in intimate places?
     
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  18. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Bukakke?
     
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  19. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Sure I would try to bang the Bastalian.

    Also as a girl how would I bukakke a cup?
     
  20. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Spider girl shoots eggs? I don’t know
     
  21. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Anything is fuckable at least once if the person doing it is brave enough...
     
  22. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    This'll be an interesting challenge.
     
  23. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    No duck fuck.
     
  24. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    I already know where that cropped image is from.

    That means Yes.
     
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  25. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    A man of culture as well.
     
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  26. Chaos Fantasy

    Chaos Fantasy Versed in the lewd.

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    I guess I would.
     
  27. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    I hear that the Majin Race is quite stretchy :::3
     
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  28. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Know what you're doing yet?

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    I'd certainly be tempted to, but the legs seem too similar to the types of spider that give me an ohgodwhy reaction.
     
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  29. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Christ no. I don't even know what that is!
     
  30. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    It's fanart of a Worm Fanfic where Taylor is a portal to an Eldritch Prison. She goes by Starscape or something IIRC. Lot's of tentacles, and an emotivore that loves tickling. Would probably be fun in all honesty, especially if you're not an easily broken basket case like 95% of Lovecraft Humans.
     
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