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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Hellhound Kitsune/Inari?
    Let's go, no regrets.
     
  2. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Will it increase my chance of getting superpowers via radiation? Or just more likely to get testicular cancer?
     
  3. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Going by Spiderman rules, only if I bite you.
     
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  4. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    But if we go by Hulk rules, all you gotta do is flash him.
     
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  5. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    That would happen no matter what, give subject matter of this thread.
     
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  6. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Know what you're doing yet?

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    So in conclusion, John_Oakman definitely get's superpowers and it's only a probably on the cancer.
     
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  7. Judgement

    Judgement The Fiend

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    I mean, if they have the appropriate holes...
     
  8. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor blank and loving it

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    Bloody hell no. I am not banging a nazi, especially not one from The New Order.
     
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  9. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    This thread is honestly kinda dull. It usually boils down into 'eff no' or 'eff yes'.
    I feel like we could come up with a gimmick that leads to more amusing answers than that. Like avatar fuck-marry-kill (of the three distinct non-you posters immediately before you, choose one avatar to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill)

    Also eff no, I don't do crowds of dramatic men dressed in all black.
     
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  10. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I am neither into catgirls nor small children, so hard pass.
     
  11. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    Yeah, well I'm not into ducks, so it's mutual.

    More seriously, though, yeah, Tsumikitty runs on pure daughteru points.
     
  12. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja The Blade Will Never Die

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    I mostly enjoy contemplating what would even happen between two avatars (or two people in the bodies of their avatars) rather than me IRL and an avatar.
    For example, this sexless puppet would love and adopt the daughteru and everyone would think he's a pedophile when really he's just generally weird and creepy.
     
  13. Uxion

    Uxion Experienced.

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    Probably not
     
  14. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Oh, this'll be a challenge.
     
  15. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Could be worse, about fifteen years ago my avatar on forums was the Drake Equation. I'm pretty sure that you'd need to be Dr. Chuck Tingle to figure out how to fuck that. :p

    Also, tell the duck to get ready.
     
  16. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Know what you're doing yet?

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    I'm reasonably certain that being close enough to a sun to bang it, would just vaporize you before sex could happen, but if that weren't a problem I'd do it just for the hell of it.
     
  17. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    I'm pretty sure that sticking my dick in Starfield would result in it being bitten off by Aria. So no.
     
  18. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    They look like they need immediate medical attention, not lewding.
     
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  19. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    A two for one catgirl special? Vanilla and chocolate? Why wouldn't I?
     
  20. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    A radioactive bird? A two for one! (bird flu & cancer)
     
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  21. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I would make her eat a sandwich.
     
  22. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    I've heard that male ducks are rapists, nope. ;)

    (There are of course also other problems).
     
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  23. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Know what you're doing yet?

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    Who wouldn't want to do it with two cute girls?
     
  24. Wyrd

    Wyrd In the name of the Moon, I will f#@k your shit up!

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    So long as she knows what she's doing with the tentacles, I'm ready.
     
  25. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    She looks like she needs some sun, but as long as she has a pulse, sure.
     
  26. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    I see an angelic-looking being...

    Hey, baby! Wanna see what's under these feathers?
     
  27. Wyrd

    Wyrd In the name of the Moon, I will f#@k your shit up!

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    That nuclear sign stares at me so invitingly, its pole so thick and erect, how could I resist?... The bird? What of it?
     
  28. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    *CAW! CAW!*

    TL: C'mere, little Drukhari. I know how to use these feathers. Just be sure to take your Rad-X...
     
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  29. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Radioactive bird. It's where I draw the line
     
  30. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    Can i get the not-loli version?