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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    If you help then you fluff. Like senko-san but I'm the Ara Ara sora for you.
     
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  2. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Apparently once you get used to it you figure out ways to make it go faster. My ex had hair down to the backs of her calves and could get it all dry in about half an hour if she was really trying.

    Most of the time she didn't, mind you, and let it dry a bit more naturally over time after getting it about halfway there.
     
  3. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    tiddy is fun?:p
     
  4. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Fun to squeeze and are the biological go to fun pillows. What do you expect for someone with these knockers and not take advantage of it. Would definitely bring in more customers in my work. If it works then I damn well better get that raise.
     
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  5. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I mean, going from flat to having tiddy is nice. Even if in my case it won't be nearly as extreme.

    As well, I'm like 6'4" now so that's awesome. I am a total Chad.:D

    Not that it'll help with Help Desk/Customer Service.:p
     
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  6. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Damnit
     
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  7. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Damn what?
     
  8. Toy

    Toy ★☆☆☆☆

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    Probably catch on fire since I sleep next to a window and this character is a vampire.
     
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  9. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Oof. That's gotta suck.

    Though you do too, now. Given you're a vampire.
     
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  10. hetjagrr

    hetjagrr Sleep Deprived Llama

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    In all honesty.. probably go back to sleep, future me can deal with being a God(ess).. if I don't just fade out of existence due to lack of faith or some such in the meantime
     
  11. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Wait if I become my species which is a kitsune, does that mean that I get all the anime and light novel versions of powers when it comes to my species? If so, yesh.
     
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    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Kitsune do have a ton of powers, so that might be worth besides your body to learn those powers and sell your skills. Ez money really.
     
  13. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Yessssss. Making myself lucky would help win the lottery and casinos lol. I can cosplay at Anime Expo better. Let all commission flow in. Gonna sell bath water too lol.
     
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    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Oh shit you know what people would buy the shit out of charms you create and all that huh? Lol fox hair, and bathwater for 60 $ a pop.
     
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  15. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    You'd probably be limited to the 'canonical' magic of the species, rather than whatever random shit modern people made up.

    In which case, luck was never one of their abilities. If anything, the Kitsune (as well as the Chinese nine-tail foxes that inspired the Kitsune myth) tend to be profoundly unlucky, usually in the form of divine retaliation for misuse of their magical powers. They often times find themselves in situations where they plotted to ruin mortals, only to be cursed to fall in love with their victims. One of the more popular ones has two variants- one where she reveals her supernatural nature to the man, another where he later discovers what she is when she accidentally slips her disguise for a moment.

    In both cases, she's rejected by this man and then goes on to commit suicide.

    And then there's the ones who trick their way into becoming wealthy or powerful people. They tend to die screaming.

    As a general rule- if you want to succeed as a Kitsune- your best bet is to remain humble and spend your time serving as a teacher and a healer- those wise and benevolent spirits get the happily-ever-after endings.

    Or scamming evil assholes out of their money. The Kitsune who spend their time ruining crime lords or corrupt bureaucrats usually get to walk away with at least a percentage of the loot.
     
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    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Adding the fact that it's fucking genuine.
     
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    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Soo basically I become edgy emiya.

    With tids
     
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  18. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    your milk would likely be nutritious
     
  19. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Get used to my new center of gravity.
     
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    Fayt Shard of Akatosh

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    Try very hard not to let the powers of a immortal time manipulating demigod go to my head. I would have to think very hard about the consequences of using my powers to help (which I would be doing in a heartbeat)
     
  21. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Is that an endgame max-skilled elvish Dragonborn with Alduin backing him up?

    If so, I pledge my shitty ghost powers to your service because holy shit.
     
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  22. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    My main problem is going to be resisting the urge to punch everything that annoys me in the face.

    It was hard enough when I couldn't shatter the multiverse with a swing of my fist...
     
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    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Shit you aren't wrong about that.
     
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    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    Yeah. And you... I just hope you don't have an eating disorder... yeesh.
     
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    Hmm, It depends. Honestly, I'd be using the suck powers to just inventory everything. I'd be making a KILLING transporting things around.
     
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  26. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    So it's only the lack of the power to destroy everything that holds your rage in check? Huh.
     
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  27. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    I say we let him go. If he thinks people suck just wait until there’s nothing left.
     
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  28. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    I wish to see the day where you make any alien invasion go nope.
     
  29. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    I too, want to molest not!Saitama. Consensually.
     
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  30. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Would be closer to the ground, assuming male to female.

    It's part of why women tend to be better dancers on average.