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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    You'd probably be limited to the 'canonical' magic of the species, rather than whatever random shit modern people made up.

    In which case, luck was never one of their abilities. If anything, the Kitsune (as well as the Chinese nine-tail foxes that inspired the Kitsune myth) tend to be profoundly unlucky, usually in the form of divine retaliation for misuse of their magical powers. They often times find themselves in situations where they plotted to ruin mortals, only to be cursed to fall in love with their victims. One of the more popular ones has two variants- one where she reveals her supernatural nature to the man, another where he later discovers what she is when she accidentally slips her disguise for a moment.

    In both cases, she's rejected by this man and then goes on to commit suicide.

    And then there's the ones who trick their way into becoming wealthy or powerful people. They tend to die screaming.

    As a general rule- if you want to succeed as a Kitsune- your best bet is to remain humble and spend your time serving as a teacher and a healer- those wise and benevolent spirits get the happily-ever-after endings.

    Or scamming evil assholes out of their money. The Kitsune who spend their time ruining crime lords or corrupt bureaucrats usually get to walk away with at least a percentage of the loot.
     
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  2. SomeRandomeGuyAsWell

    SomeRandomeGuyAsWell One Man Student Debt Cashier IRL

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    Adding the fact that it's fucking genuine.
     
  3. SomeRandomeGuyAsWell

    SomeRandomeGuyAsWell One Man Student Debt Cashier IRL

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    Soo basically I become edgy emiya.

    With tids
     
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  4. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    your milk would likely be nutritious
     
  5. Pulsar

    Pulsar Know what you're doing yet?

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    Get used to my new center of gravity.
     
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  6. Fayt

    Fayt Shard of Akatosh

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    Try very hard not to let the powers of a immortal time manipulating demigod go to my head. I would have to think very hard about the consequences of using my powers to help (which I would be doing in a heartbeat)
     
  7. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp Know what you're doing yet?

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    Is that an endgame max-skilled elvish Dragonborn with Alduin backing him up?

    If so, I pledge my shitty ghost powers to your service because holy shit.
     
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  8. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Well worn.

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    My main problem is going to be resisting the urge to punch everything that annoys me in the face.

    It was hard enough when I couldn't shatter the multiverse with a swing of my fist...
     
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  9. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Mr.Oblivious

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    Shit you aren't wrong about that.
     
  10. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Well worn.

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    Yeah. And you... I just hope you don't have an eating disorder... yeesh.
     
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  11. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Mr.Oblivious

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    Hmm, It depends. Honestly, I'd be using the suck powers to just inventory everything. I'd be making a KILLING transporting things around.
     
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  12. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    So it's only the lack of the power to destroy everything that holds your rage in check? Huh.
     
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  13. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp Know what you're doing yet?

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    I say we let him go. If he thinks people suck just wait until there’s nothing left.
     
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  14. SomeRandomeGuyAsWell

    SomeRandomeGuyAsWell One Man Student Debt Cashier IRL

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    I wish to see the day where you make any alien invasion go nope.
     
  15. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    I too, want to molest not!Saitama. Consensually.
     
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  16. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Would be closer to the ground, assuming male to female.

    It's part of why women tend to be better dancers on average.
     
  17. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Well worn.

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    Especially with Dem Hipz.

    BTW, obligatory offer to help with that...

    I'll mostly content myself with punching those QQers who misuse their avatar's abilities.

    For now.

    Maybe I'll discover something that doesn't die in the first swing.

    Not female enough, sorry.
    ... Isn't that like everyone?

    Too many things I like. Though I can think of a list of highly punchable faces.

    Lets just say a lot of people around the world will find themselves protected by the bald, bland-faced champion of peace and justice...

    "You'll have your army stop me? That's adorable. I cast Fist."

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    A guy is fine too :V
     
  19. SomeRandomeGuyAsWell

    SomeRandomeGuyAsWell One Man Student Debt Cashier IRL

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    That sounded so wrong in my head for multiple reasons, and I'm freaking high right now.
     
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  20. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    I question your judgement. You were going to punch me for offering to replace the sun after someone else put it out.
    No.
     
  21. badoatmeal

    badoatmeal Confirmed Idiot

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    Well that's not ominous at all.
    *Engages best behavior mode*
    *Tries not to step on anyone by mistake*
     
  22. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    Look at the past and see how the fuck this even happened. Then look at the future to see how my ideas for what to do about that turn out.
     
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  23. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Well worn.

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    Misread.

    And yeah, its the one who put it out who gets Fisted.

    Rule 1: Don't be a cunt.

    If you have questions, see Rule 1.
     
  24. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    That's fair. I mean, there'd be terrible side effects to having the Star of Exuberant Excess as the sun for our solar system, but he is not actively malicious and certainly wouldn't be trying to put out the sun, or anything else particularly bad.
    Fair enough. Like I said, the character that my avatars are based on is not actively malicious, or even terribly malicious in general on his own. If left to his own devices he'd mostly just hang out, swill intoxicants, and fuck women, men, and anything else he could seduce (He is an Exalted, so...). It was always his friends that convinced him to go do stuff.
     
  25. BobtheNORMALguy

    BobtheNORMALguy Just your every day Color from beyond

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    Apparently I'll be the MC of a Lovecraftian horror story.. so probably drive a few towns mad and get *killed* by some random detective..
     
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  26. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Jerk off, I guess. Then go into modeling or something idk.

    Wait, can I even jerk off?
     
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  27. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Well there is Jilling off which you can do. Be prepared to take a while to get used to your new body as a general requirement methinks.
     
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  28. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    I don't see why not. I mean, it's not called that as a woman, but there's nothing about elves that would prevent masturbation.
     
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  29. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    Except curses.
     
  30. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Well yeah, but curses can prevent masturbation even on non elves.
     
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