Cambrian

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  Cambrian

• Sep 28, 2017

MY COMPUTER IS ON THE FEDEX TRUCK NOW AND THE FEDEX FACILITY WAS WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE OF MY APARTMENTS. AHHHHH ANY MOMENT NOOOOW

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  Cambrian

• Sep 28, 2017

What do you do when you find out your Senpai is two years younger than you?!

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  Cambrian

• Sep 28, 2017

GOODBYE HUGH HEFNER, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PART IN MAKING PORN SO PROLIFIC AND MAINSTREAM!

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  Cambrian

• Sep 27, 2017

I gots me 100,000 likes. Woooo~

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  Cambrian

• Sep 27, 2017

Today I bought a new computer. It will arrive by Thursday hopefully. I am excited. - Storytime with Cambrian

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  Cambrian

• Sep 26, 2017

Just got asked if I was "THE Cambrian" over on another website. Oh man my ego can't get much bigger than this...

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  Cambrian

• Sep 26, 2017

*Sign up on a new website* *curiously search own name.* *find posts about me* *feel popular*

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  Cambrian

• Sep 25, 2017

My first story "Oh Fuck Me Running!" is 41000 words spread across 20 chapters. My new story is 38000 words spread across 8 chapters.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 24, 2017

HES ON CHAPTER 14, IM STRAIGHT UP LOSING IT xD https://i.imgur.com/xvgzZnd.png

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  Cambrian

• Sep 23, 2017

The ability to see how many people are looking at my thread over on SB is super addictive.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 23, 2017

Dis me, sans the wife and kid :V https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/71sl04/i_liked_this/

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  Cambrian

• Sep 23, 2017

I'm super happy to give advice and help out when people come to me to talk about Writing or Patreon or w/e. But I've gotta say... (cont.)

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  Cambrian

• Sep 21, 2017

The End of the Saga: https://i.imgur.com/avLQwuc.png I cannot stop laughing, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 21, 2017

The Weird as fuck PM about my very first incredibly shitty Fanfic SAGA continues! https://i.imgur.com/9B7Ima5.png

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  Cambrian

• Sep 20, 2017

Weird as fuck PM about my very first incredibly shitty Fanfic from back in 2012: https://i.imgur.com/DY3QpD2.png

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  Cambrian

• Sep 18, 2017

Rofl https://twitter.com/i/moments/909862706173358080

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  Cambrian

• Sep 16, 2017

Motherfuckin' necros, makin' me think Ignobility updated. Grumble grumble grumble.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 16, 2017

I heard King Arthur: Legend of the Sword wasnt very good so I waited until now to watch it. Really enjoyed it, guess I have shit taste

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  Enigmatic

• Sep 14, 2017

A dinosaur song to celebrate your Dino Avatar!

http://tinyurl.com/yax3pmtm

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  Cambrian

• Sep 13, 2017

This was my Avatar on SB long before I learned QQ was a thing. In remembrance of that, I'm Keyboard T-Rex for a day.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 13, 2017

I don't fucking know why but it feels like its Wednesday even though intellectually I know its Tuesday. Wonder why my head is a day off.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 9, 2017

Word 2010 doesn't know that "Trepidatious" is a fucking word. I might need to update to a new Word Program xD

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  Cambrian

• Sep 8, 2017

Welp! If you're american, probably check this out. Might affect you. https://twitter.com/i/moments/905911801216425985

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  Cambrian

• Sep 3, 2017

Googled "does cum float in water?" for work and got this for the first result: http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/why-sperm-sink-or-float

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  Cambrian

• Sep 2, 2017

It amuses me to no end that I still get FF.net reviews on "Oh Fuck Me Running!" over 2 years after it's finished to tell me how shit it is.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

Today's payday on Patreon! Today's a good day =)

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/high_light/status/903065358910849025 xD

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

Beautiful https://twitter.com/i/moments/903312393777926149

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

Being fair, that was a fantastic kick, if a bit off. https://gfycat.com/InformalGreatAnchovy

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  Cambrian

• Aug 31, 2017

DODGED! https://twitter.com/i/moments/903331785265876992