"Doctor Sivana, this-"
"Tia, please."
Which is what I normally call her, but it seemed to me that emphasising her title would be more appropriate and 'Doctor Tia' sounds a little silly.
Professionalism, always good. She's probably got him slotted in 'friend' mode rather than 'colleague'.
"-is Blue Lantern and Lantern Koriand'r. If it's not too much trouble, I'd appreciate it if they could join us."
She shakes her head. "That shouldn't be a problem. Are either of you involved in what Paul's been doing?"
Koriand'r shakes her head. "I have been on Earth for less than a day."
Hard to believe everything last episode was a matter of
hours...
Alan shrugs. "He's been keeping me updated."
"Okay. If you'll all come with me?"
She leads the way from her office to Fawcett Hospital's research ward, nodding to the duty nurse as we arrive.
On the upside, if anything goes wrong, you have a Ring-based healer right there.
"Anyone new in this evening, Mark?"
"Yeah, they're bringing a guy in now. Low-speed motorcycle crash. The paramedics don't think anything's broken. He's already signed the consent forms, so you can get started as soon as he arrives."
Low-speed isn't necessarily minor, of course. For all its' vaunted durability, bits of the human body are surprisingly fragile. Necks, for example.
Tia nods as she uses her holoscreen to review the file for a moment, then smiles.
"Thank you." She turns back to the three of us. "We've been gathering test data on purple healing rays since Paul gave them to us, and we switched to human trails back in December."
"Ah…" Alan looks mildly concerned. "It hasn't been tested on humans? I thought-?"
No, it's been
used on humans. But as far as the government is concerned, that doesn't mean
squat.
"We've got pl-." / "FDA approval doesn't mean-."
We look at each other and I bow, opening my right hand in Alan's direction.
Ladies first.
"FDA approval doesn't mean that it's safe, it means that it's passed FDA standards for safety and efficacy. We haven't changed the way the purple ray functions, all we're doing is gathering data on how it affects the human body. If it gets approval for widespread use everywhere that picks it up will still be using essentially the same device as the one Doctor von Gunther built in München in nineteen forty four. Just, about a twentieth of the size."
The joy of modernisation. Everything's smaller. At this rate, I'd be amazed if it couldn't be made into a pistol size for paramedic use.
"Have you had any trouble at all?"
"Not exactly, though we have discovered some of its limitations. The purple ray doesn't remove foreign objects, so we've had situations where glass or metal fragments have caused damage after the wound was healed. It also doesn't treat displaced bone fragments as being part of the body. Normally, if someone's bleeding to death on the table we don't worry about that, but with a purple ray blood loss and brain swellings simply aren't a problem any more whereas a bullet fragment which is physically impeding regeneration can be."
So there's still the need for surgery to remove or realign damaged parts. I hope they didn't find out the hard way by having someone's heart get shredded by glass or something.
She takes a breath, smiling the satisfied smile of a chirurgeon in a major city who hasn't had to tell a family that one of their relatives has died in over a year.
Any emergency doctor would love to have that kind of success rate.
"Some people were reluctance to have a experimental healing ray used on them by someone named Sivana, but once new got around that the Justice League used it we started having the opposite problem."
"Opposite..?"
Oh, goddammit. people will always be people. Too bad the ray can't fix Stupid. But nothing short of a miracle can do that. And even the
Presence knows when to cut its losses.
"People deliberately injuring themselves so they could participate. I had to do a piece on local news after someone died…" She shakes her head. "That's mostly stopped now, tha-"
Well, at least that idiot won themself a Darwin Award, I hope.
The doors at the end of the ward are pushed open and a man is pushed through on a gurney. The biker gear he's wearing are clearly heavily scuffed on his front and left side, and his expression makes in clear that he's in a degree is discomfort. I do a quick ring scan to make sure that there's nothing seriously wrong -and out of the corner of my eye notice Alan and Koriand'r do the same thing- and find nothing of note. Enough bruising that in other circumstances he'd probably be spending the next few days high on painkillers, but that's about it.
Ow. That would suck. But hey, he gets to help advance the cause of medical science...
"-nkfully. Mister Augustin, hello!" Tia steps away from us and falls in beside the orderlies and they push the gurney towards the purple ray room. "I'm Tia, and I'll be overseeing your treatment today."
"Yeah, h-" He glances up at the three of us as we fall in behind them. "-i. Ah..?"
I'm sure seeing three glowing superheroes would make
anyone pause...
"If you don't have any objection, Paul, Koriand'r and Blue Lantern would like to observe the process. If you'd rather that they wait outside-."
"Nah, nah, that's cool." He lies back down. "This take long?"
"Becasue, ya know, this really
hurts. And I am
so glad they gave me painkillers."
"Well, that depends. This is a research-"
The gurney is brought into the centre of the room, under the purple ray emitter. The orderlies then head back out while
Man, this thing just exudes an aura of mad science, doesn't it? I hope the production model is reasonably sedate-looking.
"-project, so I'd ideally like to do a full assessment of your injuries first. That could take a few minutes and require you to remove your clothes. Then we would apply the ray and monitor exactly how your injuries respond. Then you'd be called back every few weeks so that we can check on your progress."
"Progress..?"
Because of course long-term monitoring is required. Despite the Purple Ray begin a one-and-done system (barring the aforementioned foreign objects.)
"We haven't had any adverse effects as a result of the purple ray, but we'd like to be able to prove that. On the other hand, since we've already submitted our data we can skip the assessment if you prefer, and that will shave a few minutes off. We'll still need to do follow-ups just in case, but I don't imagine there'll be any trouble."
"And after you zap me, I'll be fine?"
For a given definition of fine, yes. I hope he doesn't have any piercings he'd like to keep.
"Ninety-nine point nine nine percent."
"And it's free?"
I know, it's positively unamerican, isn't it? But his bill is probably being paid by the study's funding.
"Yess?"
"I.. think I'd rather skip the assessment?"
Probably too many people for him to be comfortable stripping, especially in front of Beautia. I'm sure any of the Lanterns could remove his gear without damage, if he wanted.
"Okay, that's fine." Tia takes hold of the purple ray projector and points it at Mr Augustin's head. "Now, some patients feel a small amount of discomfort, but if you feel any pain, let me know at once."
She activates the purple ray, and after an initial flinch Mr Augustin doesn't appear at all uncomfortable.
"Huh, feels kinda warm, actually. Like sunbathing... Ni
ice..."
"We've found that fifteen seconds is enough-" She moves the ray down. "-to completely eliminate the risk of concussion, and since brain damage appear to be something the ray can't entirely fix, we like to start there."
Alan nods. "You said you've already submitted your data?"
After a year, that would be a lot of data, especially if treatments only take five minutes on average.
"Yes, and it's now up for peer review. Once that's done we can make our FDA application and it's just a matter of having them inspect KordTech's manufacturing plant and paying out registration fee." She moves the purple ray to Mr Augustin's left arm and he looks visible less uncomfortable. "Ted's been talking about selling internationally, but I'm only familiar with the US process."
And since there isn't anyone with an existing 'fast heal' product on the market, no one in the US government has a financial stake in trying to block this. Even painkiller manufacturers won't be affected all that much, at least until Ted can make enough to equip every ambulance in the country.
At which point the capitalists will be baying for blood. Too bad they'll be established by then.
"Does it just work only on humans?"
Tia glances at Koriand'r as she move the purple ray briefly over her patient's right side. "We don't have enough aliens in Fawcett City to test it. If you can bring injured… Ah, what was your species?"
Yeah, there's a lot of tamaraneans carrying old injuries and scars, aren't there. Lots of former slaves... And I doubt even she could bear the stress of healing them all, even if she gets a Blue Ring.
"Tamaranean."
"Tamaraneans here, we can give it a try."
"Could you not give me spare purple rays so that tamaranean doctors could perform the trials?"
Good question. OL?
"Purple rays are magic-based. At the moment, they only work on or around Earth." I shrug. "Sorry."
Well, that's a stinker. Perhaps if they ever get more info on how it works, they can make one adapted to Tamaran?
Tia shuts down the purple ray down and returns it to its cradle.
"How do you feel?"
"Houston... We have nooo problems..."
Mr Augustin smiles.
"Like it never happened. Thanks."
Well, that went well. Presumably a quick Ring scan would confirm that, and he gets to go pay his bill for the ambulance ride.