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All QQ members get teleported to 40k

Discussion in 'General' started by Augustus Technicus, Mar 6, 2017.

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  1. Ragura

    Ragura Not too sore, are you?

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    Slaaneshi Heretek. Maybe a bit of Psi. Maybe I will become a Lord Discordant.
     
  2. Shojo_Azteca

    Shojo_Azteca The Gods want more sacrifice

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  3. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    Realistically, I'd probably end up corrupted by some flavor of Nurglite.
     
  4. Wyrd

    Wyrd The Abyss Staring Back

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    Ensures you'll be happy if nothing else. Green really is the colour of joy and happiness in the grimdarkness of the 42nd millennium. Papa Nurgle's followers always have a smile on their faces, even with their guts spilling out of their stomach. Orks, among all the war and destruction, are having a 'krumping good time as well.
     
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  5. Nerx

    Nerx THOT Police

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    Be warboss, live happy, fight happy and die happy
     
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  6. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Probs some kinda Eldar TBH. Never have to worry about toilet paper again because I shit crystals and piss pristine sterile liquid.

    >No Alpha Psykers

    Well shit. Guess I can't into Farseer then.

    Warlock it is!
     
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  7. Dormin

    Dormin Know what you're doing yet?

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    Well, it’s 40k right? So just pick a random human. Odds are you’ll live your entire life without ever coming into contact with any of the freaky shit the galaxy has to offer given how widespread humanity is in that setting. And you don’t have to worry constantly about Slaanesh using your soul as a rectal condom like the Eldar do.
     
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  8. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    But that's the coward's way out.:p
     
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  9. january1may

    january1may I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    More importantly, it would probably mean living in a medieval hellhole, a post-apocalyptic hellhole, or both. I'm pretty sure no "random human" planets in 40K get anywhere near the living standards of 2010s Earth (not even of the third-world parts).

    And then there are the hive worlds...
     
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  10. bastur2

    bastur2 Versed in the lewd.

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    Do we have the knowledge of the ones we are replacing?

    If yes, a Rogue Trader, for no other reason, than that it would allow me to try to keep me far away from the Imperium, while still giving me some freedom.

    If we can get enough Rogue Traders together, we may even be able to survive for a while.
     
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  11. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Actually if you read the Ciaphas Cain novels there are some planets where the living standards were reasonable, at least when not being on the receiving end of alien invasions...
     
  12. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    Sure there are. They're called paradise worlds.
     
  13. Limbo

    Limbo Doing things the Drukhari way since 1999

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    Easy. Drukhari Archon of a influential but lesser known Kabal. Loyal to Vect first and foremost. I'll ride the murder-train for as long as I can.
     
  14. Dormin

    Dormin Know what you're doing yet?

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    The hive worlds aren’t necessarily that bad. If I remember some of the novels correctly many of them are actually decent places to live.
     
  15. Wyrd

    Wyrd The Abyss Staring Back

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    As far as the Drukhari go, joining a Haemonculi Coven seem like the safer bet. They stand above most of Commorite society and are largely independent of it. You don't go against one of their number unless you're willing to risk eternal torture that would make Slaaneshi daemons blush for what would most likely be a temporary annoyance or death even if you succeeded.
     
  16. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    >Drukhari

    Literally the worst.
     
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  17. Gladiusone

    Gladiusone Experienced.

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    Rogue Trader. Go full Captain Kirk, adventure, battle, a harem of willing lovelies in my cabin/mansion/fortress/deck (damn, Imp ships are huge) and enjoy myself before my soul inevitably gets eaten by demons.
     
  18. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Executor

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    Man of iron, from 600M23 that went dormant hoping biolocicals would have killed themselves off by now. Let’s see how the galaxy copes.
     
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  19. Acolyte

    Acolyte Getting out there.

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    Be a necron lord of a minor dynasty.
     
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