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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. TRm

    TRm Connoisseur.

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    Current avatar is Marth's Smash Bros Sihlouette... I'm not sure how much use swording things is going to be IRL but the increase in physical abilities should be transferable. I'll figure something out, i guess
    I've never never actually played Fire Emblem so don't his lore
    ...actually important question; would I be Marth or a silhouette of Marth?

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Ilikebob

    Ilikebob Stuck in a jar

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    The thread did say that you turn into your avatar so you're Marth's silhouette.
     
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  3. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Of course while getting tons of magical weapons.
     
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  4. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Lucky.:p
     
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  5. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I could protect you like a good friend would do.
     
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  6. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    Finish swallowing
     
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  7. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Wonder who to give Outsider's Marks to just so I could see what happens for shits and giggles, then quickly realize that if I gave cosmic power marks to people lots of bad shit would happen so then I'd just impress women with my powers and set myself up for riches before becoming a reclusive rich dude who only shows up from time to time just to confirm that I'm alive.
     
  8. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Dude. Hit me up. I’m already an invisible flying ninja that can pass through objects, why not add some time stop to that?

    I promise I’ll only use it for lewd purposes. Maybe.
     
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  9. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Good enough for me, and considering the fact that the mark can be imbued with lots of powers. You best be willing to hang out from time to time. If I'm giving marks to people, I'm going to be bumming it up with them since I'd be bored after a while.

    Shit honestly I'd probably just be using Blink all the time. Only use devouring swarm on the worst of people.
     
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  10. Ebanu8

    Ebanu8 Emperor of the Downtrodden

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    Overturn the status quo, become Emperor of a country, and do the following things:

    1. Rule Ethiopia, save the Jews and make them a majority, and then lead the country to conquer and annex all of Africa, using White and Asian expertise (gained willingly or otherwise).

    2. Have Israel rule and dominate the Middle East and Central Asia and Mongolia, have Jews become the majority and intermarry with the locals (again), and integrate it into the Greater Empire of Ethiopia.

    3. Conquer Europe and have the whites become servants of the blacks.

    4. Intervene in Central and South America and make the countries great again under unified rule, and uplift the poor citizens, and oppose the US.

    5. Make Japan a great country and Empire again, but make it a much better country, where it accepts other races as equals and rules with genuine fairness and impartiality.

    6. Make India great again after starting a social revolution that shakes the country to its core.

    7. Become buddies with Asia and Latin America, and with Russia as well (a non-expansionist one).

    8. Conquer the USA and make sure it can never ruin other people's lives ever again.
     
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  11. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    *East Asia starts screaming*
     
  12. Ebanu8

    Ebanu8 Emperor of the Downtrodden

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    I have no doubt they would scream at the top of their throats. :D
     
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  13. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    And this is why humanity can't have nice things like unlimited power... someone always does what this guy wants to do, and thus fucks everything and everyone over.
     
  14. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Self-awareness thy name is not Ebanu8.:p
     
  15. TRm

    TRm Connoisseur.

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    Okay, so I recently changed my avatar after playing around in Paint for a bit; Salvatore Doni is decently strong to have better odds of surviving the clusterfuck that would be unleashed on the world by everyone from QQ becoming their avatars.

    First thing to worry about, though, is the fact that my avatar image is in the middle of his whole "I forbid the existence of things I cannot cut" thing meaning that I would first need to try and deactivate it or end up cutting through the roof of my room.

    Not sure what I'd do after verifying my identity; swordsmanship doesn't really help with my daily life and Doni's pretty chill so I can't see being him giving me megalomania or anything. I guess if anyone started trying to take of the word, I guess I might step in to mess with them with my anti-magic and anti-civilisation powers but otherwise, I'm more likely to see if fishing is as relaxing as Doni thinks.

    Bonus round: In he DC world, I think I'd probably just try and mostly live a normal life with the exceptions being giving the Justice League my contact if they need help and possibly pestering various melee weapon users to spar with me every now and then.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    I'm gonna go eat the crazy guy, be right back.
     
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  17. Ilikebob

    Ilikebob Stuck in a jar

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    Good luck, my dude.
     
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  18. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'd say you're doing God's work, but history leads me to believe God's job description doesn't include destroying psychotic tyrants who have managed to delude themselves into believing they're the good guys.
     
  19. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Don't need luck, I'm a Dark Matter. All it took was one to hijack a literal creator diety, a tyrant with delusions of grandeur ain't much compared to that.

    Oh no, if I was doing God's work I'd be omniciding the world as existence is a sin against the perfect Emptiness of Void.

    Be thankful I'm a heretic Dark Matter.
     
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  20. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Admire my new body, then wake up because this dream is too good to be true.
     
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  21. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Lady Shiva's an absolute hottie, and in better shape than even BATMAN.
     
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  22. Ebanu8

    Ebanu8 Emperor of the Downtrodden

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    His Imperial Majesty of Singapore is offended that you call him a deluded, psychotic tyrant.
     
  23. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Oh no, I've offended the Emperor of a Democratic Republic. Whatever shall I do to overcome the crippling terror that he might send his legions of leprechauns riding on unicorns after me?

    I think I'll start with continuing to not care what fictitious entities think.
     
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  24. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    I had to google Singapore to remember if it had any significance. You’re deluded as shit.
     
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  25. Lord Invictus

    Lord Invictus Impropérium nulla oblivione eris Gone for Good

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    Find a place to sun, and get warm, then take a nap.
     
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  26. Ebanu8

    Ebanu8 Emperor of the Downtrodden

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    What...? *wakes up from a dream*
    Maybe I might.
     
  27. Leroy22

    Leroy22 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Find the nearest wheel. Try not to run. Run a lot.
     
  28. Gumbikhan

    Gumbikhan Know what you're doing yet?

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    Assuming I'd be five women and a guy, the options while not limitless are well beyond what my feeble imagination can think of but I'd sure give it a try. Complete with magic and dimension hopping, let alone....:sneaky:....well we can imagine. Ah hum, clears throat.
     
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  29. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    I claim dominion over the north,
     
  30. TRm

    TRm Connoisseur.

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    ... which "north"?