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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Yeah, but that's everyone in the setting with major powers. It's basically a sight gag.
     
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  2. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Christ, I never thought of that.

    I'm literally the object of fetishes now.
     
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  3. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Does the redheaded elf need a dress from a redheaded arachne?


    Payment will be deferred to nonstandard currency.
     
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  4. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Well, I'm a Dark Matter now, so the world's fucked if that has any grander cosmic connotations.
     
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  5. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    Only if you asked me too...

    Saitama has very good control over his strength when he's not punching. It's why the planet hasn't exploded.

    Serious series: SERIOUS THRUST!
     
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  6. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I mean I wouldn't mind a nice dress.:D Would you like a lifelike sculpture of yourself?

    >nonstandard currency
    ????
     
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  7. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    ... I can't tell if you're joking or not, and that's very concerning.
     
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  8. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    As reality itself starts to go screwy with all these weird beings popping up, nonstandard economic models may become more common. I mean, even if no one is particularly trying to cause problems, problems will occur.

    Sadly, the more abstract issues will be much less likely to be solved by punching.
     
  9. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Is that a reply to Psycko or me?

    Ooooof.
     
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  10. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    You, actually. You seemed to completely miss that "nonstandard currency" is dripping with more sexual innuendo than Quagmire.
     
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  11. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    So, my avatar is supposed to be Lady Shiva from DC comics. Assuming I have her skills, maybe I can get a job as a martial arts instructor. Do some work for Hollywood as a stunt double or something.

    Though, maintaining a body this fit is gonna be a bitch.
     
  12. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I actually had "I don't know how to have sex with someone who is half spider" in my first draft. Then figured my brain was being too lewd and just assumed that maybe she meant something else like barter or something.

    World's Deadliest Assassin Lady Shiva?

    On the plus side you'd know HOW to keep fit like she does.
     
  13. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    I'm sure she could walk you through it. :p
     
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  14. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I'm already taken.:p
     
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  15. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Step one: give her something to so she doesn't get hungry and decide you're on the menu during the act. Given her apparent size, I recommend a sheep, or large goat... a pig could also work, after making certain she's not Jewish or something.

    Step two: start by rubbing her lower leg joints. They're pretty much the least sensitive parts of a spider. Slowly work your way up, while being slow and gentle to retain trust. Sudden movements will startle her.

    Step three: If she allows, work your way up to stroking the top of her abdomen. Mind and go with the grain on her hair. Going against the grain is painful to the spider, and can potentially cause injury and infection (depending on species) for the human.

    Step four: now you can move your way to her thorax, the most sensitive part of a spider's back.

    Step five: I... don't actually know. I've held tarantulas, but I've never tried to fuck one. I assume it involves an ovipositor.
     
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  16. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    Start a cult
     
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  17. RandytheBlackKnight

    RandytheBlackKnight That guy who sometimes does the things.

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    Do absolutely Nothing Wrong.
     
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  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You do have fantastic moves and quotes, Lord.
     
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  19. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm now the fusion of izuku and wonder woman.

    I could give one for all quirk to somebody if anybody could handle it.
     
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  20. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    FUUUUUUCK. I'd be like... what? 12 or 13?

    Jesus Christ this is gonna suck.
     
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  21. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Could be worse. I have to get used to extra eyes and limbs. As well as spinnerets.
     
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  22. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    True. At least all I'd have to get used to is being twelve to thirteen years younger at first, and also the female thing.

    Aside from that I still have arms and legs and such so it's not nearly as big a change as you're undergoing.

    >i'm now only like three years older than my niece
    Truly cursed.
     
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  23. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    On the bright side, you get at least an extra decade of lifespan.

    Nothing compared to me of course, but hopefully I never reproduce.
     
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  24. John Smith ROS

    John Smith ROS Reaper Of Souls

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    I would be capable of turning into a dragon and burning all the things and I don’t think I would care much about the gender change tho it might take a bit to get used to the difference in hormones or maybe not because dragon.
     
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  25. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'm not an expert on fictional biology or anything, but somehow I think 'dragon' biology would take more getting accustomed to than 'female' biology. Probably.

    Not as much getting used to as not having eyes, and my eyebrows being connected to my glasses. Which I can somehow see through in spite of not having eyes.
     
  26. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Also magic powers. So that's neat.

    And I won't be flat as a late teen/young adult.

    [​IMG]

    What're you?
     
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  27. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    I'm a Dark Matter.

    Fragment of Zero, the embodiment of Void, and source of all existence. He also hates existence, as it's created by tearing parts of him away.

    In the Kirby universe, there is a God. He cares about your existence, and want you utterly annihilated as his absolute hatred is beyond any form of mortal understanding.

    I can shapeshift, forcefully fuse with/consume people to gain their abilities and turn them into body horrors (It's actually on par with Kirby's ability to gain powers from opponents, Kirby primarily has Skill on them), fire off Dark Matter Lightning, and fly at speeds that can hit FTL speeds in space.

    Basically I'm the Angel of a legitimately Evil One True God.

    Thankfully, I'm not an asshole.

    I'll probably test to see if I can fuse more symbiotically in the future, it'd be a massive display of trust to do so but interesting none the less.
     
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  28. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    I think I like the Monster Girl Encyclopedia version better

    [​IMG]
     
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  29. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm Ezra scarlet from fairy tail.
     
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  30. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Well that's neat. You got a prosthetic eye!
     
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