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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You're probably not your OC, no.:lol:

    What is it anyway? Reminds me of a dragon I saw in a kids movie.
     
  2. Sho'vothar

    Sho'vothar Dragonlayer

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    Yep, Night Fury.

    A very angry Night Fury at that. Not nearly as friendly as Toothless was.

    My human mind in that body...complications ensue.

    As for the OC, let's just say that for a Cosmic Horror it has rather peculiar tastes in it's choice of meat suit.
     
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  3. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Well, if you want to be a cosmic horror dragon and not get called out on it being your OC... Here, you can borrow one of mine and be an Undead Dragon God.

    https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/midara-paradox.11113/

    He's the one peaking out through the Hole To Nowhere he tore open in the sky.

    Claim to power: Is Death. Like, all of it. Decay, Cold, Madness, and Plague... and, to quote his eventual replacement after she brings a few people back to life (within minutes of getting the job): "I am The Deathgiver. All which can be given, can be taken away."

    Also- he can tear open holes to nowhere with his claws... that's gotta be useful for something...
     
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  4. Sho'vothar

    Sho'vothar Dragonlayer

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    Death is not really it's theme though. Even if it does kill an awful lot of people.

    Think Evil Draconic Divinity of Life/Growth/Fertility with sub-portfolios in Magic and Learning.
    Natural Selection is a thing that is strongly tied into Life and Growth though, so it does have a claw in the Death portfolio by association. Which brings us back to how it kills a lot of folks.

    I mean, Dungeons and Dragons has stuff like Ragnorra, and the works of Lovecraft has Shub-Niggurath, or Marvel with the Cancer-verse and the beings responsible for it...or, you know, Nurgle, and a bunch of other examples of not so nice Life-centered entities that can get pretty bloody horrific.

    Notably, the Night Fury form is a very convenient size for a number of purposes, not too big, not too small. Such as allowing it to fit into buildings without going through the effort of warping space into a pretzel. So it's one of the better options for an avatar as far as it is concerned. Though it does also use other dragon related forms when convenient.

    It's a pretty nasty critter all things considered, even if it's only the third most powerful character i have come up with (To be fair, the second and first on that list is a Living Multiverse benefiting from exponential "Stronger than the sum of it's parts" fusion bonuses and the Collective Evil of all Intelligent Life Across Multiple Multiverse Clusters Made Manifest respectively)
     
  5. Wyrd

    Wyrd In the name of the Moon, I will f#@k your shit up!

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    Try to kick the smoking addiction I've seem to developed. Maybe try to get some sleep, those are either pretty deep circles from a lack of time spent with the Sandman or caused by a pair of pretty mean right hooks. Leaning toward the first, as a Magical Girl defending humanity you have to put in some pretty ungodly hours.
     
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  6. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    For once, I wake up as my normal self in these kinds of scenarios...
     
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  7. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Probably abuse my new ability to make albino maids and die in 2 years due to my body failing under the strain of my vast magical power.

    But what a 2 years it would be.
     
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  8. kiss my axe

    kiss my axe Making the rounds.

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    I must scream but I have no mouth.
     
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  9. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    I'm now an oversexed succubus demoness... Probably fuck whoever strikes my fancy. Call me mama Sue.
     
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  10. Rumramen

    Rumramen Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    So is Sithis considered a eldritch horror or random omnipotent being?
     
  11. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Sithis may not even exist, per se, depending on how you look at it. So... I dunno? <shrug>
     
  12. SomeRandomeGuyAsWell

    SomeRandomeGuyAsWell One Broke College Student (PLZ SEND SCOLLARSHIPS)

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    Couldn't find my other posts but I'm pretty sure that I can finally get a shot at it in a relationship. Hopefully there would be trap or girl out there for me.


    Also gonna make an everyday comic about my life and stream games with my tits as bait for weebos. Also tease the hell out of my friends.



    Shit, I'm a weebo too.
     
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  13. Lord Invictus

    Lord Invictus Why must life be unpleasant?

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    Hope I am not in the target sites of poachers for one thing. Check on my pride, lionesses and cubs. Learn my territory.

    Assuming I retain human level intelligence, I do my best to protect my pride from other lions, humans, and so on.

    Also last but not least, look into a reflection and admire my gorgeous mane.
     
  14. SomeRandomeGuyAsWell

    SomeRandomeGuyAsWell One Broke College Student (PLZ SEND SCOLLARSHIPS)

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    Actually now that I think about it. Might as well make a story thread with this idea.
     
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  15. BloodRevan

    BloodRevan Grimm Reaper

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    Masturbate. Then panic.
     
  16. MerelysSoul

    MerelysSoul Flirting with Chaos and Order

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    Start laughing before drinking whatever the most potent alcohol is near by and wondering how to survive the new 'family'. Especially if certain powers are angry at me. Well good thing the Omniverse is infinite.
     
  17. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Well, I'm a pagan goddess (angelic being later on) now I guess? RIP.

    I guess I see about making some Valarindi.:p
     
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  18. Lord Invictus

    Lord Invictus Why must life be unpleasant?

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    Some more serious thoughts.

    I absolutely avoid attacking livestock or pets at all costs. Assuming I retain my sapience.

    Do my best to gain a pride, either through inheritance or through conquest. Sire a bunch of little lions, and rule the savannah.

    If I can communicate with people, I use my paws to draw in the dirt. I dunno to anti poaching teams, and offer to assist them.

    Assuming I can survive poachers, ranchers, habitat loss, other lions, elephants, giraffes, disease, and what not, I select an heir to lead the Invictus pride and ensure the survival of my lineage, and go off to peacefully die under a tree.

    I'll probably be the only lion to die peacefully in his sleep. Or at least that would be my endgoal.
     
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