Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Probably scream for a bit as I try to figure out how to shapeshift into something that won't get people calling the cops.

The shapeshifting bit alone would most likely be a bit of sensory deprivation hell.

Then I either go fuck off into space or stick around on earth and occasionally grant wishes for people.

Most likely after attempting to give my friends Magic or even Blood Magic if I couldn't give them the standard Wizard Package.

Yes, it would end in maniacal laughter & the recreation of Phosphex from 40k, and that is perfectly fine with me.

 

Most likely not realize I have changed until my mother starts ordering me to get out of the house and try to figure out a way to explain that I am her son without freaking her out.

 

Hit up a gym and show off, obviously.

Have a chat with my SO in Greek (finally I can stop those Duolingo lessons!).

Tower over my little brother even more than I already do.

Play-wrestle a bear for fun.

 

Establish dominance over my gardens as the Oldest King, of course.

 

Well, my avatar has two versions, an SFW version, and an NSFW version... and the NSFW version is the 'real' version...

... and the first thing I'll do? Scream because I've been transformed into a dragon-Mewtwo hybrid...

 

At least you have a mouth to do so with. Not everybody is as prepared in their choice of avatars.

 

True... although there should be a stipulation on the OP for those without avatars to allow to chose said avatars...

 

Kind of wishing I'd come across this thread ten minutes ago when I didn't have an avatar. As for what I'd do...



I wouldn't have to contemplate my misfortune for very long. My cat loves eating random things off the floor.

 

Search for Enkidu and learn what my age is.

 

Is dragon maid also there?

Yes: cuddle the dragon maid, and be supremely happy for the rest of my life

No: sigh in wistfulness over lack of dragon maid, then do best to be happy anyway

 

Look around room, take a drink and return to sleep

 

Of course, how could I forget about reconnecting with my old buddy?

 

I'm happy with my new silver armored vampire hunter level 30+ [Knight] body.

And then I'll cosplay as Jojo characters after getting boatloads of money by letting scientists pay me a lot of money for examining the drastically different evolution path that a body like mine has taken in a world full of potions and magic.

Also would kinda suck if the leveling system gets ported over to the Earth and civilization starts unraveling at the seams because I'm not certain the world can handle it.

I'd still love the human body even without the class mechanics though, and it would be a big plus if I were the only one who retained the system traits.

 

Get into the internet and annoy people.

Basically what I do dialy. But faster.

 

I'm uhh... 17 now.

Shit.

Would this make my boyfriend a pedo?

 

No, pedophile requires prepubescence... and it takes a particularly unfortunate hand in life to reach 17 without going through puberty.

 

Oh, I haven't done this thread since I changed avatars!

Hmm, I am now a super hot wolf girl with super hot body.

Play with tiddies. Masturbate happily. Pay with tiddies.

 

I dunno. At least don't delete me while I'm being a waste of space in your hard drive.

 

See if I can use my Ñoldorin elf traits to become a really good sharpshooter.

 

I am now a giant robot that utilizes drawing energy from the infinite parallel dimensions to power my every moves, with a final attack of unleashing energy akin to scaled up nuclear bomb that can be seen with naked eyes from space because of how big it is. Also can regenerate from nothing, including regenerating the pilots no matter how little remained of their flesh.

I'd say broken but at least I'm no Getter Emperor. The only caveat is that being designed from grounds up to conquer the world by a smug evil genius scientist guarantees me to get stuck with insufferable pilots.

 

So, I don't know anything about my avatar that you can't see. First thing though, hug flufy tail

 

Guess I'm akatosh now.

I make dragons?

 

I think you actually have an aneurysm for a couple centuries first. Maybe merge a couple timelines. Then the dragons can come in.

 

I’d just chill about, sell out my abilities as a merc, ignore my family, listen to music, and live how I want to live

 

Try to contact Team Cherry and put them to work on my game, maybe become the mascot

Or I could try to my hands in clothe making

Don't think about The Radiance, don't think about the Radiance, shit

 

I dunno? I guess I try and hunt capybaras and deer and Tapirs and whatever else I can find in the jungle. I try to find a mate and produce little jaguars, while avoiding livestock/grazing areas and hunters. That is if I retain human sapience.

 

You could come and be my giant house cat, all I ask is you use the toilet and empty my land of pests.

 

Do you have a big yard? We jaguars need space.

 

4 acres and a creek. So...probally not enough.

Lesigh...no super house cat.

 

I suppose I could take it for safety, better a constrained house cat than dead by poachers.