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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    i don't know if the transformation device and mechs are included if not at least i look pretty
     
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  2. Sieghart

    Sieghart The Numbers Hunter

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    I'm a level 9999 Dark Knight. I have no equal and would soon rule this world as the supreme overlord with a tyrant fist. Disagea nonsense ensure I change the or shatter the world within the first hour.
     
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  3. MoonCellNpc

    MoonCellNpc I dont mind being trapped inside this eternal maze

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    Rightfully claim the moon.
     
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  4. Speed

    Speed The Late As Always Isekai Truck Driver

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    You know what? Sure.

    Become best eldritch tentacle meido.
     
  5. NameOrdane

    NameOrdane Lurker: The Socially Awkward

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    Hope that Kaiju aren't real. And try to avoid government focus. And start a discussion thread to draw in super try-hards to munchkin my abilities.
     
  6. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Proceed to fluff my tail and explore my body.
     
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  7. The Hive

    The Hive Getting out there.

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    Well...this is a bit awkward. Figure out how to leave the planet, then find a nice calm place to go full von neumann?
     
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  8. 0Jordinio0

    0Jordinio0 I'm told I give great hugs. Bear-tastic even.

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    Go back to bed. I wake up as me everyday.
     
  9. LeFey

    LeFey ╭། ” • ۝ • ” །╮

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    Take out doggo. If I immolate from exposure to the sun, so be it. She needs to pee in the morning and doesn't take 'Later' for an answer.


    Pretty sure half the skill animations involve a planet blowing up.

    An hour feels optimistic.
     
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  10. A.O

    A.O Know what you're doing yet?

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    Considering that I'm a magic heart (ice attribute) without a body, maybe take over the body of some high schoolboy?
     
  11. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    Because I change my avatar.

    I'm just gonna wallow in my misery and cycle of self-hatred.
     
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  12. The Sandman

    The Sandman Versed in the lewd.

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    Everyone else in the thread.
     
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  13. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    My anus is already prepared.
     
  14. Baked the Author

    Baked the Author (Chaurus-rights activist) (extra fluffy)

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    Figure out how to make money by being the concept of waifu manifest. Shouldn't be hard :p
     
  15. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja The Blade Will Never Die

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    This implies that no other QQ member has an avatar with powers great or orthogonal enough to stop you. I'm an immortal, omnicient puppet that can teleport anything anywhere in the universe, MGS is a cosmic pillar of reality that takes the form of a constant and massive explosion made of pure hatred and I'm sure there are some other crazy dudes out here. Not to say your guy isn't crazy powerful but this thread alone makes "become an unquestionable tyrant" something of a non-option. Even if you somehow are both the strongest and immune to out of context bullshit, for sure people are going to question you in a way you'll notice. So I'd like to revise my first action to "teleport everyone so transformed into a meeting room within the depths of space stocked with their favorite snacks so we can hash out a way to not just have an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny".
     
  16. Highlord

    Highlord Versed in the lewd.

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    Adorable. A JRPG antagonist.

    Heh.

    I pop my knuckles with frustrated intent, angrily down a pot of coffee, furiously glare at my CX-3, since I'm now too big to fit, resentfully make my way to the gun store, and intently browse the selection.
     
  17. Master of Tech

    Master of Tech FACE THE SIN. SAVE THE E.G.O

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    I merely hide from you in the Internet.
     
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  18. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'm a snarky talking animal that is probably immortal thanks to toon physics. No matter who wins, I'm the ideal mascot character.
     
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  19. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    Probably live normally and be slightly annoyed that the singing ability of john Lennon is not included


    At least i got free coke so eh?
     
  20. Triumvirate_PHO

    Triumvirate_PHO I, Triumvirate_PHO, just want a lewd life

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    I'm a robotic creation made by the late Bruce Wayne to take over his duties as the Batman, complete with his skills and memories. Unfortunately, due to various system errors and malfunctions that Bruce was unable to fully fix before he died, I have inherited his mission to protect Gotham City, but without the restraint that stops me from killing.
     
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  21. The Sandman

    The Sandman Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm sort of a poorly defined avatar of perversion with an eternal O-face. Pretty sure I win against everyone.
     
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  22. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    I’m a 500 acre half-frozen lake. You now have hypothermia and are drowning.
     
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  23. The Sandman

    The Sandman Versed in the lewd.

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    Given the new cloudy white additions to your depths, I still won.
     
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  24. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    The fish are grateful for food. I am a lake, I care not.
     
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  25. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Then why are you so wet?
     
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  26. Facepalmist

    Facepalmist Well, that happened...

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    I drift in space........forever.

    ...Well. Until random ex-satellite debris shatters me into frozen chunky gibs. Or until whoever on this forum has a Squall avatar happens to snap out of it. Whichever comes first.

    My avatar is a screenshot from Final Fantasy VIII's ending FMV, a hallucinating Squall Leonhart's vision of love interest Rinoa Heartilly if he'd failed to pluck her out of space & get her on the Ragnarok during Disc 3's plotline.

    If the latter, it's more than just me who's gone through this. So (1) track down said Squall-avatar & let him down as gently as I can effectively get away with, then (2) track down SailorPizza & kick them in the fork.
     
  27. Laurelin

    Laurelin Mars should be happy it has no life.

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    If you wake up as Priscilla, just charge people for petting your tail and charge extra for a tail-snuggle! :p
     
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  28. Baked the Author

    Baked the Author (Chaurus-rights activist) (extra fluffy)

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    Like I said, it won't be hard to make money as Priscilla.

    The most difficult things would be keeping people from trying to cut off my tail, and getting clothing that fits.
     
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  29. Ajlove

    Ajlove I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Probably sleep
     
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  30. Vanbers

    Vanbers Well worn.

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    M O O D
    K I N D R E D
     
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