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I heard it came from the term femoid. Something about a female humanoid or something.
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[Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories
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dwennon
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Yeah, some of it has been pretty fun. Though I never personally cared all too positively or negatively for Hermione beyond I generally don't much care for outright bashing after a point. So some of the slander has been fun, form what little I can find. I know there's more to be found, but twitter/x or whatever else is a pain to navigate to try and find things outside of stumbling across people posting stuff.
Though at times it's also been kind of funny, thanks to the artists, with Ron and Neville also getting the Malfoid treatment. Not quite as fun or common, but there's been some of that which has been fun too.
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That was beyond refreshing. For a long time it was almost impossible to find anything HP related were Ron or all his family weren't bashed. Plus a lot of the fandom seemed to make hermione perfect not that the movies didn't do that already.
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Count might find it in himself to do the dumb thing again and check back on discord just to see the damage that the glory of Malfoid has inflicted this weekend. Count still hates discord.
Also, am I the only one who thinks that half of the shipping on the internet surrounding Harry arises from the fact that he had no real legitimate love interest. I mean, Ron and Hermione became a thing and everything else can be put down to teenage hormones. Which, ordinarily, is okay. Not everybody meets the love of their life in British-Boarding-School-Land. So verisimilitude can bear Harry without a love interest. Of course that doesn't really feel in line with the promises that Rowling set out beforehand, does it? So Harry needs a woman and Ron's sister was... around. At least Ginny is a plausible choice in this regard because I am certain that a lot of IRL relationships start off because you met somebody who is related to/friends with somebody that you know and the two of you hit it off. I don't know if it was different in the books, I only read the first three, but I watched all of the movies and played both the Chamber of Secrets Gameboy game, and the PS2 Quidditch world cup game.
I also read, and laughed my pants off while reading Seventh Horcrux. That is unequivocally the funniest Harry Potter fic ever written.
All of the foregoing fails to stop Malfoid from plugging up what appears to be a literary vacancy and giving Draco something to do in the later books. Because, frankly, the school rivalry with the bratty rich kid only really holds water for the first two books. In Tom Brown's School Days (Published 1850), the archetypal British Boarding School novel upon which all others are based, the Draco equivalent in the story gets expelled about a third to around halfway through the book.
Now, Tom Brown's School Days was a semi-autobiographical novel that Thomas Hughes based off of the time his brother George Hughes spent in Rugby (circa 1834 to 1842). All of the characters in Tom Brown's School Days were in fact real people who had their names changed. Except for Dr. Thomas Arnold - basically the Dumbledore equivalent - who was already too well known and well regarded for anything besides calling him Tom Arnold to come across as ludicrous perjury.
Tom Brown outlays basically all of the archetypal characters and setting pattern that Rowling used.
Boarding school, obviously.
Main protagonist is a completely oblivious newcomer who knows absolutely goose-egg about the unwritten rules of his new environment? Check.
Jocular jolly joker of a friendly older student whose chicanery is often purposed to helping the main character? Check.
Cowardly bully sports rival? Check.
Old and esteemed and otherwise regarded-as-perfect counselling headmaster who manages things behind the scene so nothing bad ever really happens? Check.
Rowling had archetypes to play with, all deeply nestled into British culture by the time that she decided to write her own works, and a good outline of what roles she'd need to fulfil if she wanted to write in this genre.
But again, all of the people in Tom Brown were indeed real human beings who had real lives and whose real choices dictated the plot. But I already touched on that - see above.
But could any of you imagine what it would be like if somewhere between the beginning of Prisoner of Azkaban, and the end of Goblet of Fire, Draco got expelled because the professors got too fed up with him showing up to class late and/or drunk. That was why the kid that Draco was based off of got expelled in Tom Brown for.
Which gives us an excellent prompt for a Malfoid snippet.
Malfoid decides to for (insert plausible reason here) cut class and have some, okay more than some, gin (I guess it would be firewhiskey in her case) instead. Then Crabbe and Goyle are, later that day, heading out for a beer and she decides to go along. Her two friends - completely oblivious to her prior intake and her personality lead to Malfoid going well beyond her limit. Crabbe and Goyle attempt to secure discreet transport for blackout-drunk Malfoid before splitting and ditching her at the slightest hint that someone who might be able to pick them out being in the area.
But instead of being found by a professor who has had it up to here with this, Malfoid is found by Harry and immediately begins blubbering her subconscious feelings, things about the Dark Lord, etcetera, etcetera. Moved, and realizing that Malfoid is useful (depends on how you want to play it) Harry resolves to sneak her back to the Slytherin dorms without being noticed.
Of course, this is all while a blackout drunk Malfoid is trying to make out with him.
Fuck, if I can remember how the movies went - It has been quite a while since I watched any of them in full, I think I can figure out a good time for this. Definitely in the back half of the series.
And it includes sequel bait too. Malfoid snapping and hitting say... Voldemort or Bellatrix with either a Crucio or an AK while hungover (I figure a raging hangover will probably make both of those things more powerful)
Way to go, Hermione: The negative stereotypes probably wouldn't be nearly as bad, or feel as much like objective fact, if you didn't try your damnedest to prove them in every conversation.
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I think the Ron thing can be explained by the fact that Harry Potter is one of those stories that the more you sit with it the more worried, frustrating questions you have to ask yourself. Because it is fine one book or one move at a time. Especially the early movies and books. But if you string them all together, you're confronted with a pattern that leaves you with questions for both the characters and the author that you know you won't receive answers to. I am tired as shit right now and I haven't watched any of the movies in a WHILE so I cannot give you specifics at present, but I am going to guess that Ron & family are an on-hand outlet.
Dumbledore too, because there are some choices that he makes in the earlier books which, both in and of themselves, and when viewed in light of the whole, can be easily lambasted as early deliberate attempts to bump Harry off. Tell a bunch of eleven-year-olds not to enter one particular hallway? What is the first thing that they'll do?
Hermoine. I am willing to bet that has to do with fans self-identity getting too attached to the character, and her becoming a sort of ego trip for them.
Fuck, I could probably give you a crash course on the psychology that motivates bad fanfic writing behaviors and personality disorders arising from emotionally truncated childhoods based purely off of Harry Potter fanfics if I had enough material to work with.
Then again, I think I am glad that I do not.
Also, am I the only one who thinks that half of the shipping on the internet surrounding Harry arises from the fact that he had no real legitimate love interest. I mean, Ron and Hermione became a thing and everything else can be put down to teenage hormones. Which, ordinarily, is okay. Not everybody meets the love of their life in British-Boarding-School-Land. So verisimilitude can bear Harry without a love interest. Of course that doesn't really feel in line with the promises that Rowling set out beforehand, does it? So Harry needs a woman and Ron's sister was... around. At least Ginny is a plausible choice in this regard because I am certain that a lot of IRL relationships start off because you met somebody who is related to/friends with somebody that you know and the two of you hit it off. I don't know if it was different in the books, I only read the first three, but I watched all of the movies and played both the Chamber of Secrets Gameboy game, and the PS2 Quidditch world cup game.
I also read, and laughed my pants off while reading Seventh Horcrux. That is unequivocally the funniest Harry Potter fic ever written.
All of the foregoing fails to stop Malfoid from plugging up what appears to be a literary vacancy and giving Draco something to do in the later books. Because, frankly, the school rivalry with the bratty rich kid only really holds water for the first two books. In Tom Brown's School Days (Published 1850), the archetypal British Boarding School novel upon which all others are based, the Draco equivalent in the story gets expelled about a third to around halfway through the book.
Now, Tom Brown's School Days was a semi-autobiographical novel that Thomas Hughes based off of the time his brother George Hughes spent in Rugby (circa 1834 to 1842). All of the characters in Tom Brown's School Days were in fact real people who had their names changed. Except for Dr. Thomas Arnold - basically the Dumbledore equivalent - who was already too well known and well regarded for anything besides calling him Tom Arnold to come across as ludicrous perjury.
Tom Brown outlays basically all of the archetypal characters and setting pattern that Rowling used.
Boarding school, obviously.
Main protagonist is a completely oblivious newcomer who knows absolutely goose-egg about the unwritten rules of his new environment? Check.
Jocular jolly joker of a friendly older student whose chicanery is often purposed to helping the main character? Check.
Cowardly bully sports rival? Check.
Old and esteemed and otherwise regarded-as-perfect counselling headmaster who manages things behind the scene so nothing bad ever really happens? Check.
Rowling had archetypes to play with, all deeply nestled into British culture by the time that she decided to write her own works, and a good outline of what roles she'd need to fulfil if she wanted to write in this genre.
But again, all of the people in Tom Brown were indeed real human beings who had real lives and whose real choices dictated the plot. But I already touched on that - see above.
But could any of you imagine what it would be like if somewhere between the beginning of Prisoner of Azkaban, and the end of Goblet of Fire, Draco got expelled because the professors got too fed up with him showing up to class late and/or drunk. That was why the kid that Draco was based off of got expelled in Tom Brown for.
Which gives us an excellent prompt for a Malfoid snippet.
Malfoid decides to for (insert plausible reason here) cut class and have some, okay more than some, gin (I guess it would be firewhiskey in her case) instead. Then Crabbe and Goyle are, later that day, heading out for a beer and she decides to go along. Her two friends - completely oblivious to her prior intake and her personality lead to Malfoid going well beyond her limit. Crabbe and Goyle attempt to secure discreet transport for blackout-drunk Malfoid before splitting and ditching her at the slightest hint that someone who might be able to pick them out being in the area.
But instead of being found by a professor who has had it up to here with this, Malfoid is found by Harry and immediately begins blubbering her subconscious feelings, things about the Dark Lord, etcetera, etcetera. Moved, and realizing that Malfoid is useful (depends on how you want to play it) Harry resolves to sneak her back to the Slytherin dorms without being noticed.
Of course, this is all while a blackout drunk Malfoid is trying to make out with him.
Fuck, if I can remember how the movies went - It has been quite a while since I watched any of them in full, I think I can figure out a good time for this. Definitely in the back half of the series.
And it includes sequel bait too. Malfoid snapping and hitting say... Voldemort or Bellatrix with either a Crucio or an AK while hungover (I figure a raging hangover will probably make both of those things more powerful)
Way to go, Hermione: The negative stereotypes probably wouldn't be nearly as bad, or feel as much like objective fact, if you didn't try your damnedest to prove them in every conversation.
Good Show @AndrewJTalon
I think the Ron thing can be explained by the fact that Harry Potter is one of those stories that the more you sit with it the more worried, frustrating questions you have to ask yourself. Because it is fine one book or one move at a time. Especially the early movies and books. But if you string them all together, you're confronted with a pattern that leaves you with questions for both the characters and the author that you know you won't receive answers to. I am tired as shit right now and I haven't watched any of the movies in a WHILE so I cannot give you specifics at present, but I am going to guess that Ron & family are an on-hand outlet.
Dumbledore too, because there are some choices that he makes in the earlier books which, both in and of themselves, and when viewed in light of the whole, can be easily lambasted as early deliberate attempts to bump Harry off. Tell a bunch of eleven-year-olds not to enter one particular hallway? What is the first thing that they'll do?
Hermoine. I am willing to bet that has to do with fans self-identity getting too attached to the character, and her becoming a sort of ego trip for them.
Fuck, I could probably give you a crash course on the psychology that motivates bad fanfic writing behaviors and personality disorders arising from emotionally truncated childhoods based purely off of Harry Potter fanfics if I had enough material to work with.
Then again, I think I am glad that I do not.
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Half Blood Prince is probably the best choice, though Order of the Phoenix and Deathly Hallows could work too with some different tones or pushes needed.
In the case of HBP/movie 6 being the stress of trying to fix the vanishing cabinet is getting to her, all the expectations and time tables she may need to deal with. Turns to alcohol to help take the edge off, then one night a fair ways before she's done and things have begun to slip Harry finds her and things proceed from there.
Possibly, but it could make things escalate to far too dark far too quickly with reprisals by those two with the very same curses.
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"Luna."
"Ronald. It's nice to see you."
"Yeah... Yeah, nice to see you... Things going well at Hogwarts?"
"I get in trouble sometimes but yes. The children are learning. They're happy. You?"
"Just trying to finish what I started... There's a lot of evil in the world to deal with."
"I know."
Luna hums a soft, random little tune to fill the silence. Ron sighs.
"I don't think I can go through with it. With Hermione."
"Hm?"
"Marriage. She's all in on a career and everything and... I can't just defer to her anymore. I've changed... We both have."
"You more than her."
"She needs someone to go along with her... Or someone who excels in fields that don't threaten her. I... I can't be that for her. And... There's you."
"Ronald... You know how I feel about you."
"And you know how I feel about you."
"And you know how I feel about Hermione."
"You two fight all the time-"
"And I still love her like a sister, Ronald. I won't break her heart."
"I... I don't want to break her heart-"
"But you have to. I'm sorry... But she gave you hers. And if you don't want to hurt her more, you have to break it. It will break yours too, but... It has to be done, Ronald. You need to do it."
"... And after?"
"After? You will both rebuild. She will find someone, I've no doubt about that... And you'll have me."
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Less slanderous more dramatic.
"Ronald. It's nice to see you."
"Yeah... Yeah, nice to see you... Things going well at Hogwarts?"
"I get in trouble sometimes but yes. The children are learning. They're happy. You?"
"Just trying to finish what I started... There's a lot of evil in the world to deal with."
"I know."
Luna hums a soft, random little tune to fill the silence. Ron sighs.
"I don't think I can go through with it. With Hermione."
"Hm?"
"Marriage. She's all in on a career and everything and... I can't just defer to her anymore. I've changed... We both have."
"You more than her."
"She needs someone to go along with her... Or someone who excels in fields that don't threaten her. I... I can't be that for her. And... There's you."
"Ronald... You know how I feel about you."
"And you know how I feel about you."
"And you know how I feel about Hermione."
"You two fight all the time-"
"And I still love her like a sister, Ronald. I won't break her heart."
"I... I don't want to break her heart-"
"But you have to. I'm sorry... But she gave you hers. And if you don't want to hurt her more, you have to break it. It will break yours too, but... It has to be done, Ronald. You need to do it."
"... And after?"
"After? You will both rebuild. She will find someone, I've no doubt about that... And you'll have me."
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Less slanderous more dramatic.
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"Huh, the Mirror of Erised. It's still here." Harry said, moving closer to the imposing frame, before cleaning the dust from its surface with the hem of his robe. "I thought professor moved it away."
They found this room, a closet, really, by chance, ducking away from incoming Filch into the closest quickly unlocked door. And here it was, by its own size taking up more than half the room. Quite honestly, Harry had no desire to look into the mirror again, having more than enough of his fill from the last time he saw the bloody thing in the Stone's chamber. That only left him looking at his... rival? Accomplice?
"Erised..." Dracia furrowed her brows in thought before looking back at him with barely contained mirth. "Desire, really?"
...a pain in the arse. He blushed in secondhand embarrassment at quite honestly tacky naming, whoever made it clearly had no good sense or a really weird humor. It being both was not that out with how odd wizards tend to be.
"Professor Dumbledore showed me it during my first year here." He moved on a bit too quickly, away from the awkward subject. "It's supposed to show your heart's greatest desire."
Malfoy's face visibly brightens up at his words as she quickly looks back into the mirror with curious anticipation. As the seconds go by her expression falls, turning disappointed, then annoyed, before letting out an irritated huff.
"Well, that thing is clearly not working, there is nothing 'erised' in it at all." She quirked a brow, unimpressed at whatever she is seeing in reflection, before turning to look at Harry, putting her hand on her hip with that annoyingly familiar look of a smug, punchable snake. "The only thing I see in this mirror is the two of us."
They found this room, a closet, really, by chance, ducking away from incoming Filch into the closest quickly unlocked door. And here it was, by its own size taking up more than half the room. Quite honestly, Harry had no desire to look into the mirror again, having more than enough of his fill from the last time he saw the bloody thing in the Stone's chamber. That only left him looking at his... rival? Accomplice?
"Erised..." Dracia furrowed her brows in thought before looking back at him with barely contained mirth. "Desire, really?"
...a pain in the arse. He blushed in secondhand embarrassment at quite honestly tacky naming, whoever made it clearly had no good sense or a really weird humor. It being both was not that out with how odd wizards tend to be.
"Professor Dumbledore showed me it during my first year here." He moved on a bit too quickly, away from the awkward subject. "It's supposed to show your heart's greatest desire."
Malfoy's face visibly brightens up at his words as she quickly looks back into the mirror with curious anticipation. As the seconds go by her expression falls, turning disappointed, then annoyed, before letting out an irritated huff.
"Well, that thing is clearly not working, there is nothing 'erised' in it at all." She quirked a brow, unimpressed at whatever she is seeing in reflection, before turning to look at Harry, putting her hand on her hip with that annoyingly familiar look of a smug, punchable snake. "The only thing I see in this mirror is the two of us."
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