Tale of the Skillful Ninja [Naruto/Fable]

[X] Mine

Single most useful word in any language.

 

Wrong. That title belongs to no.

[X]No.

Its a general success on the year.

[X]Lets round out our vocabulary a bit more.
[X]And do some work on basic motor functions. Its almost time to create mass havick, we just need to be able to run a bit better.
[X]Actually thats a lie. We need to just be able to walk and such in general.

 

*sniffs* You lack ambition.

 

[X] Idiot
Let's have Naruto show what's on his mind.

 

[X] ASSHOLE.

Because why go with half measures?

 

[X] Idiot

 

Now that I think about it, Baka and Ahou are both easier to say than Ore no. And more likely to get the idea across. I'm changing my vote.

[X] Idiot!

 

[] Idiot

 

[X] Idiot

 

[X] Idiot O

X]Lets round out our vocabulary a bit more.
[X]Good god this is boring! We want to be able to MOVE! Do some work on basic motor functions. Its almost time to create mass havick, we just need to be able to run a bit better.
[X]Actually thats a lie. We need to just be able to walk and such in general.

 

I just realized something. Tenten is going be jealous of our skill with throwing weapons.

 

Though we'll presumably go for quality instead of quantity, you're probably right.

 

Once again, you find yourself faced with your nanny trying to feed you some unwholesome muck that you're fairly certain was made by rotting good food rather then cooking it properly like any sane person would. You bat the spoon aside, letting the foul-smelling gob that had been attached to it splatter on the floor.

The stupid girl looks at you with wide eyes. "Eh, Naru-chan? Don't you like the food?"

... No, you really didn't. Much like the last time you had refused to eat, and the time before, and the time before that as well. "Idiot," You say to her face. Could the girl seriously not get the hint already?

Her eyes brim with tears, as she starts crying and runs from the room. You ignore your masked guard's muffled chuckles, and push the jar of vile-smelling gunk to the floor. Not that doing so could make it any more unpleasant, you're sure- But at least it's less likely to be fed to you now.

Afterwords, you continue practicing speech, and begin walking on your own as well. Your nanny continues to be a fool, cooing over everything you do and blinking back tears when you point out her blantant stupidity- But there's not much you can do about that.

By the time your second year has passed, you're more then capable of speaking short sentences and walking about on your own. You're entirely unsurprised to find the old man sitting next to your new bed one morning, looking you over much the same as last year.

[] How do you greet the man?

 

[X]"Idiot."
[X]Time to put that stockpile to use.
[X]Throwing stuff at old men is rather Nostalgic.

 

I'm unsure what to do.
On the one hand, throwing weapons at the Hokage without having established that as something, we do "playfully," seems unwise.
On the other hand, I can't think of anything better and we need to set the precedent at some point, because sooner rather than later we are going to throw weapons at people for fun.
I'll wait to see, if someone else can come up with something better before voting.

 

[x]
That Hat is an eyesore, Hit it with something like one of the throwing weapons or yesterdays meal.

 

No hesitation!

[X]"Idiot."
[X]Time to put that stockpile to use.
[X]Throwing stuff at old men is rather Nostalgic.

 

[X]"Idiot."
[X]Time to put that stockpile to use.
[X]Throwing stuff at old men is rather Nostalgic.

 

[x]Hello old man. The Nanny is an idiot.

 

[X]"Idiot."
[X]Time to put that stockpile to use.
[X]Throwing stuff at old men is rather Nostalgic.

 

[X]"Idiot."
- [X] But smile as you say it. Let him think you don't mean it... just let him think that...
[X]Time to put that stockpile to use.
[X]Throwing stuff at old men is rather Nostalgic.

 

[X]"Idiot."
[X]Time to put that stockpile to use.
[X]Throwing stuff at old men is rather Nostalgic.

Iatuai, Iatuai, IATUAI!