adaw
furry dweeb
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You are reinforcing my remark about you being an idiot savant.
Also you've been upgraded from spray bottle to electric dog collar for this and other transgressions.
All of this, for a promise eh?...You know what? Beyond counter spying, I'm going to do absolutely nothing.
I would've simply coerced those fuckwits at Bethesda ("The stick is misfortune and pain without end. The carrot is I'll build you a nice island to retire to. You can guess how I will react to snitching or betrayal.") After all I don't need to fix Bethesda, just get them to hand over control to me so I can hand over control to the guy who developed Sword Art Online.
On the topic of what I'd be doing if I had power like what SI is given, I'd probably just play the "mysterious and enigmatic alien", or the "apathetic outsider". I fucking hate politics, the amount of corruption and stupidity IRL has forever stained my opinion of politics.
"Human Habitat-001 is operational. Immigrants are welcome."
"... that's the entirety of the message?"
"besides some requests from them to open immigration offices, yes."
"God fucking damnit. It would've been bad enough for another player on the political board game to appear, but instead we have an aliens fat ass smothering the board while the rest of us are still trying to play!"
Somewhere else, far away, my avatar smiles and whispers "Death to politics!"