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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

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  1. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Aqua is more likely to just want me to buy her booze and food. But I'd be down if she was down.
     
    Jace Spicer, Dec 24, 2019
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  2. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I would bang the lettuce out of that cheesburger.

    EDIT: Damn you!

    No banging for you, you ruined my joke.
     
    TanaNari, Dec 24, 2019
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  3. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    I would be more inclined to just talk and have a conversation with a talking duck instead of sex, shit that would make my day in deed.
     
    Jace Spicer, Dec 24, 2019
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  4. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    Sorry not into dudes merry Christmas y'all
     
    D'waawwu, Dec 26, 2019
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  5. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Aww Yiss.
     
    Widowmaker, Dec 26, 2019
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  6. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    In several years? Hell yeah!
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 26, 2019
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  7. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    Sup bun bun, wanna race?
     
    Gorgrath177, Dec 26, 2019
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  8. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    [​IMG]
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 26, 2019
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  9. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Yes
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, Dec 26, 2019
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  10. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Yeah, probably. Whether or not she gets a repeat depends on how useless she is in bed...
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 26, 2019
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  11. 753398445a

    753398445a Which one am I?

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    Bunnygirl Santa? Sure!
     
    753398445a, Dec 26, 2019
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  12. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    Are ya the eldritch man or the lovely lady?

    Either way doesn’t matter, NTR ain’t ma thang.
     
    Gorgrath177, Dec 26, 2019
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  13. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    It wouldn't be NTR, it'd be art theft.
     
    TanaNari, Dec 26, 2019
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  14. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    The right answer is all of them. The eldritch man, lovely lady, and baby are all one entity for this discussion.
     
    MadGreenSon, Dec 26, 2019
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  15. Baked the Author

    Baked the Author (Chaurus-rights activist) (extra fluffy)

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    It'd be the last thing I'd ever do, but yes, I would find a way to please the fireball.
     
    Baked the Author, Dec 27, 2019
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  16. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Uh... no. No I would not.
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 27, 2019
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  17. Random Omnipotent Being

    Random Omnipotent Being Living Plot Device

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    It's a tight fit, but I'll make it work. Not sure where you'd want the universe though.
     
    Random Omnipotent Being, Dec 27, 2019
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  18. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    ... would that count as a handjob? I’m legitimately confused...
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 27, 2019
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  19. Random Omnipotent Being

    Random Omnipotent Being Living Plot Device

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    Handjob, fisting, setting the universe to vibrate and using it as a butt plug, or whatever. Two omnipotents can be creative!

    Except your avatar is female so it would be called fingering or jilling instead of a handjob without going the genderbend/futa route.
     
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2019
    Random Omnipotent Being, Dec 27, 2019
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  20. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    No thanks.
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, Dec 27, 2019
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  21. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    *Gets out the lube.*
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 27, 2019
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  22. JudgeKing

    JudgeKing I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Sure, I'd screw Aqua.

    EDIT: Yes to Haruhi as well.
     
    JudgeKing, Dec 27, 2019
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  23. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Nope.
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, Dec 27, 2019
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  24. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Yep.
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 27, 2019
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  25. MiraiGW

    MiraiGW He who drinks to attain enlightenment

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    Oh yeah baby
     
    MiraiGW, Dec 27, 2019
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  26. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    Nah. I have no idea who that is but it's giving me bad vibes.
     
    Ragnarok, Dec 28, 2019
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  27. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Probably. I’m unclear in her age though.
     
    24caratcoal, Dec 28, 2019
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  28. Scalehome

    Scalehome Unsummoned

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    ...sure, Haruhi in a sexy Christmas costume ain't a bad haul.
     
    Scalehome, Dec 28, 2019
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  29. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    In the dark of night :D
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, Dec 28, 2019
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  30. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Sure. Also there will be snuggles, struggles and dresses.
     
    Malcanthet, Dec 28, 2019
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