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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

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  1. Sincerely

    Sincerely Me!

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    Yanderes have always seemed super fun to me and its a real cute girl so totally!
     
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  2. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Nah, with my luck she'll cost an arm and a leg.

    (really hope that's Yang otherwise people won't get that joke)
     
    OverReactionGuy, May 11, 2020
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  3. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I still don't get the joke.
     
    TanaNari, May 11, 2020
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  4. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    It was a joke about losing limbs like her.
     
    OverReactionGuy, May 11, 2020
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  5. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Which is something I'd probably know if I didn't steadfastly refuse to watch that damn show. Two episodes was enough of a waste, thanks.
     
    TanaNari, May 11, 2020
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  6. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Probably not.
     
    Pulsar, May 11, 2020
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  7. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Yes.
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, May 11, 2020
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  8. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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  9. kiss my axe

    kiss my axe Not too sore, are you?

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    Yes, but only if I get to touch your hentai machine
     
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  10. Shandi

    Shandi Versed in the lewd.

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    All three of them or just the girls? Well the girls look nice, hopefully the succubus won't suck me to death.
     
    Shandi, May 14, 2020
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  11. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    Slimes are my fetish.
     
    magic9mushroom, May 14, 2020
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  12. MiraiGW

    MiraiGW He who drinks to attain enlightenment

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    Would tap that
     
    MiraiGW, May 15, 2020
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  13. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Nope.
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, May 15, 2020
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  14. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    I like opening packages.
     
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  15. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Can’t remember if I’ve said it before, but I can’t/won’t fuck a sun.
     
    LurkingInTheDeceit, May 15, 2020
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  16. Pheonix14

    Pheonix14 Know what you're doing yet?

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    They look like a cute girl, so sure.
     
    Pheonix14, May 15, 2020
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  17. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    She is 15 (and eons at the same time) years old, so no.
     
    Ridli Scott, May 15, 2020
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  18. Judgement

    Judgement The Fiend

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    Depends on how nice the hair feels to the touch.
     
    Judgement, May 16, 2020
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  19. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Is that a winged hussar?

    If so, no but totally willing to go along to save Vienna from the ottomans!
     
    John_Oakman, May 16, 2020
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  20. Judgement

    Judgement The Fiend

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    No, its a TRUE ALBANIAN WARRIOR
     
    Judgement, May 16, 2020
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  21. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    So you're saying she's homeless.

    *Shrug* Sure. Always did have a soft spot for the hard luck cases.
     
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  22. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Acid. It feel acid since he sweat molecular acid.

    No, but now I want foie gras
     
    Ridli Scott, May 16, 2020
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  23. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    First Foie Gras is made out of Geese not ducks.

    Second: First shave off that mustache then we can talk. Hair burn and rash from that thing could be fatal.
     
    Imabot, May 16, 2020
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  24. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Meh! close enough to me. I still hungry

    No, the hair is the only thing that reduces his acid sweat flow.



    Third: Nope
     
    Ridli Scott, May 16, 2020
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  25. mousestalker

    mousestalker Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    No mouth. How do we kiss?
    Assuming we can get the snogging sorted out, maybe. Not convinced that hot smooches are likely
     
    mousestalker, May 16, 2020
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  26. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    I'll be down for a threesome with some bad cop and the good cop role-play.
     
    Imabot, May 16, 2020
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  27. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    EDIT: No, no I will not fuck the ninja.
     
    TanaNari, May 16, 2020
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  28. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    Nope.
     
    Milkers99, May 16, 2020
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  29. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Only if that deathclaw is wearing a french maid outfit like in that covfefe mod...
     
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  30. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    [​IMG]
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, May 17, 2020
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