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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. Horus Lupercal

    Horus Lupercal Primarch of the Luna Wolves,and the Warmaster

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    Well call my old fashioned but for good old my a nice normal human is good enough
     
  2. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    Kylo Ren? Hell no. He's A: a boy, B: covered in pimples, and C: a raging asshole when he's hopped up on the dark side like in that pic.
     
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  3. Horus Lupercal

    Horus Lupercal Primarch of the Luna Wolves,and the Warmaster

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    I would not bang Kylo REN ever
     
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  4. asdx

    asdx Mouth Pussy

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    Could you say that again in actual english?
     
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  5. Horus Lupercal

    Horus Lupercal Primarch of the Luna Wolves,and the Warmaster

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    English is not my first language nor second
     
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  6. 753398445a

    753398445a Which one am I?

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    I'm not sure, but I suspect that that's a Galvanic Mechamorph. If so I'd rather not.
     
  7. Horus Lupercal

    Horus Lupercal Primarch of the Luna Wolves,and the Warmaster

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    Well you’re not entirely wrong his a mutated Galvanic Mechamorph who has daddy issues
     
  8. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    I do not think it has a gender. Pass.
     
  9. Sublime

    Sublime Toxic

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  10. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    Sure.
     
  11. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Ditto can become anything, so...
     
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  12. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    No matter how desperate the current lockdown has made me, I will never be desperate enough to fuck a radioactive bird...
     
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  13. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Still a hard pass on soldier boy, will thank him for his service though.
     
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  14. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Don't do that, that just encourage stupid boot behavior. Boots need to be slap into place because otherwise they engage in dumb shit behavior.
     
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  15. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Masochist confirmed. Will bring whip and chains.
     
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  16. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    *joke flew under the radar*
    *still will not fuck the duck.*
     
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  17. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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  18. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    *pulls out knife and cooking pan*

    Come and get me!
     
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  19. Khona Moshr

    Khona Moshr I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    sure, soldiers are pretty hot
     
  20. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    ... maybe?
     
  21. Khona Moshr

    Khona Moshr I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    well if you do, you become a lightborn monster like her as she eats you.

    and bunny-girls are hot so yes
     
  22. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    See, I figured it might be something along the lines of “she’ll eat you”, but she does have a nice rack.
     
  23. Khona Moshr

    Khona Moshr I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    You also get the pleasure of becoming a monster that is naturally submissivenot sexually to her.
     
  24. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Nah. Not my schtick.
     
  25. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    Bouncy bunny butts are best
     
  26. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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  27. Khona Moshr

    Khona Moshr I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    batman as a pokemon dad? yes
     
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  28. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Sure why not.
     
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  29. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Once again, only if he’s my sugar daddy. There will probably be magic involved to make it more palatable though...

    Edit: Also, am I the only one who wants to read a “batman starts a journey to become a pokemon master” story now? I really want to see him raise a cubone capable of whooping the ass of significantly more powerful pokemone through skill and cunning.
     
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  30. TRm

    TRm Connoisseur.

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    Velvet Scarlatina would definitely be a yes