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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

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  1. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Looks cute, would at least cuddle if nothing else.
     
    John_Oakman, May 25, 2020
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  2. AngelicKnight.

    AngelicKnight. Lewd demon of negotiable affection

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    I'd be up for tree cuddles...



    Does the tre have a cock? Or a pussy? Because either or is fine just tey not to rub me raw with that bark mmkay?
     
    AngelicKnight., May 25, 2020
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  3. DDNt

    DDNt Chronically Tired Stupid Smartass

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    Sure why not?
     
    DDNt, May 26, 2020
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  4. AngelicKnight.

    AngelicKnight. Lewd demon of negotiable affection

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    A sexy buff Oni Amazon?

    Oh hell the fuck yes.
     
    AngelicKnight., May 26, 2020
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  5. Annatar

    Annatar Lord of Gifts

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    Androgynous angel bae? Sign me up!
     
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    Annatar, May 26, 2020
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  6. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    No thanks.
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, May 28, 2020
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  7. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    So long as the box doesn't contain any "surprises", then sure why not?
     
    John_Oakman, May 29, 2020
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  8. DDNt

    DDNt Chronically Tired Stupid Smartass

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    Not unless that tree is home to a Dryad
     
    DDNt, May 29, 2020
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  9. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Yes
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, May 29, 2020
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  10. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box Theocratic Capitalist

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    [X] Always fuck the Box
     
    Guardian Box, May 29, 2020
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  11. mousestalker

    mousestalker Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Streicmellt, so yes.​
     
    mousestalker, May 30, 2020
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  12. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    I don't like to fuck with the law and that's all I'm gonna say on the matter...
     
    John_Oakman, May 30, 2020
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  13. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments

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    DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KNIFE-EARED POLE-PROPORTIONED EFFEMINATE DENDROPHILE TO YOU LOT?!
     
    NuclearBird, May 30, 2020
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  14. Annatar

    Annatar Lord of Gifts

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    Radioactive birds? Not my thing. Though I could be talked into it with enough alcohol, and money on offer.
     
    Annatar, May 30, 2020
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  15. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    ...nah
     
    Milkers99, May 31, 2020
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  16. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Sure, I could use a handy from someone else for a change.
     
    TanaNari, May 31, 2020
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  17. Annatar

    Annatar Lord of Gifts

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    Still not super into the duck, the detached eyes are really throwing me off.
     
    Annatar, May 31, 2020
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  18. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    No.
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, May 31, 2020
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  19. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    If I like what I see in the box...
     
    llat-2, May 31, 2020
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  20. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    She looks unhinged, inhuman, and likely to lay her larvae in my small intestine.

    ... Eh, I've dated worse...
     
    TanaNari, May 31, 2020
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  21. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    Not into ducks
     
    D'waawwu, May 31, 2020
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  22. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments

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    I'm into kemonomimi, fortunately.
     
    NuclearBird, May 31, 2020
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  23. Shandi

    Shandi Versed in the lewd.

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    Unless radiation can mutate the bird into a monster girl no.
     
    Shandi, Jun 1, 2020
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  24. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    As long as I won't end up dead sure thing.
     
    John_Oakman, Jun 1, 2020
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  25. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    I like nature, but not in that way.
     
    LurkingInTheDeceit, Jun 1, 2020
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  26. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    A little dendrophilia won't kill ya.
    [​IMG]
     
    MadGreenSon, Jun 1, 2020
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  27. Shandi

    Shandi Versed in the lewd.

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    Too hot.
     
    Shandi, Jun 1, 2020
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  28. MiraiGW

    MiraiGW He who drinks to attain enlightenment

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    Would bang and hire, slime maid's sound like competent maids strangely enough
     
    MiraiGW, Jun 1, 2020
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  29. Annatar

    Annatar Lord of Gifts

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    Long as that fire doesn't burn my dick, sure!
     
    Annatar, Jun 2, 2020
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  30. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Seeing as I am

    A: not a pedophile

    and

    B: don't want to get shot

    I think I'll pass.
     
    TanaNari, Jun 2, 2020
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