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I still wonder if he creates an image of the engram 'riding' him when he's doing this. Gaim appear quite distinctive, especially without their encounter suits. And their designer was a fan of Neil Gaiman and the Endless...27th April 2258
16:56 G.M.T.
"I am humbled by your presence, princess."
My gaim passenger is faultlessly well-behaved. Even though they're in control of my physical actions, they asked first and haven't cut me off from my senses. It would be simple for me to retake control. But I won't, because this is what we agreed to.
As seen on the Gaim page I linked. For the benefit of anyone picturing a Xenomorph Queen or a Hive Tyrant right now...And because I suspect my passenger's sense of contentment is the main reason why I'm not panicking right now. Gaim royals are… Um. Not humanoid. And they're large. And they're… All the worst parts of sea anemone, caterpillar and assassin bug, with a little tyranid thrown in for good measure. The princess I'm speaking to is basically a senior civil servant along with a genetic engineer and brood mother, and completed eggs are being continuously taken away as she and my passenger speak.
Ah, so he did at least leave a good impression on his hive.There's a gaim diplomat on standby, but since I can understand the pure gaim language perfectly well they're mostly staying out of the way.
"The queen remembers you, Koh'dak. The gene strands used to give rise to your mind found much favour in our creative genelines after your disappearance. It closes the book in a pleasant manner to know what became of you."
...I'm curious if the punishment would have been carried out on Matthew or not. Hopefully it would be the equivalent of a suspended sentence.Because it turns out that my passenger was a great inventor from the gaim's total war period, and they mostly wanted to come back here in case they were supposed to receive punishment from their goddess-mother.
"I-. I am-. I am relieved, daughter-of-our-queen."
A comparatively easy job done, especially given the last on-screen one was discreetly finishing a beloved Minbari cathedral..."There are not further matters which require your attention. No further duties for you. You may… Rest."
"Thank you." / Thank you.
And… They're gone… I suppose that having their princess tell them that they were allowed to die was… What they wanted.
Good thing he's not an entomophobe. Though a truck-sized pseudo-insectoid creature would give anyone the heebie-jeebies.Huh.
I stand up, trying… Not to look at the princess more than I have to.
...High praise, I suppose?"Thank you for agreeing to speak with my former guest, princess, it-."
"I have decided not to eat you."
…
...And because his gaim passenger has left, he's not sure if that's a social faux-pas or not.Scan nearest escape route. Ah, okay, that's not too bad.
"I… Have decided not to eat you as well."
The ambassador gaim makes a choke-hiss noise which the ring doesn't translate. The queen -who is quite a bit bigger than me- doesn't really react.
As noted in the page for the Gaim Intelligence, their cultural 'ruling council' such as it is."You are not aware. Gaim are materialists. Our queens are our absolute sovereigns, and they are physical beings. We reject all religious concepts. We believe in no gods, no afterlife. The last time a gaim suggesting changing this policy, they were punished with consumption."
And whether they're actually capturing some spiritual aspect, rather than a simple mind-scan. That'd be a big deal."And… You just spoke to a dead person."
"Yes. That will have to be… Discussed. Do you have more information on how the soul hunters 'harvest' souls?"
Whatever they do, it;'s clearly very detailed and very fast, given the subjects are usually dying when it's done."Sorry, no. I've been trying to avoid them."
"Is it a copy of the mind, or something else?"
He is somehow getting Orange Light charge from them, if I remember right. They're thus mentally complex enough to generate Spectrum energy.I shake my head, realising as I do it that she probably can't even see a gesture that small. "I've wondered if they're just engrams myself, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to find out."
"I am grateful for this new evidence. Often, species attempt to proselytise with make believe. That is irritating."
Especially if he finds out he doesn't have one in any proper capacity."I will bear that in mind."
"Should you discover new evidence, we would be interested to review it."
"If I proved the existence of the soul, I assure you, I wouldn't keep that to myself."
Quid pro quo, and all that. I imagine the gaim are very precise about debts owed."Good." She… Er… I'm not exactly sure what that is, but she's rubbing it. Since I'm not getting a translation I'm going to assume that it's not an effort to communicate something to me. "You have not mentioned remuneration."
"No. Koh'dak already paid. They assisted me with a personal matter, and I delivered them here. Nothing more is necessary."
For the soul thing and/or the 'this is what happened to him' thing, I suppose. Better to have the favour and never need it, than need it and go wanting."But we have an obligation, in addition to what you did for Koh'dak."
"Ah… Thank you? There's nothing that I need at the moment. But… If I could bank the favour, in case there's something the gaim can help me with in the future?"
'Commensurate' covering a lot of potential ground there, depending on how they judge the debt..."A commensurate favour would be acceptable." That's a relief. "Then if there is nothing else, I declare this audience over."
I bow. "Thank you, your highness."
At least they're not like the Spider Guild of DC infamy.And then I turn and leave, a group of other gaim already filing in to discuss… Something. Yeah, I… Know that now they've abandoned their state of constant interhival warfare they're actually pretty easy to get along with, but looking at them is… A… Little off-putting.
And I'm out, and I'm hurrying along the corridor in the direction of my shuttle. Ring, contact ship.
And less chance of someone deciding he looks like a nice snack. Be a little embarrassing to have to defend himself from that."Are we leaving now?"
"Yep, yep, can't think of a reason to stay."
Presumably the gaim have better vision methods than the mk.I eyeball."You usually say that you want to see the sights."
"N'chak'fah has a chlorine atmosphere. I can't see anything."
...Okay, nothing to hang around for, then."Ah."
"Is there something..? You want to see?"
"Narns on this world are marked for death. I have been keeping away from the windows."
Not surprising, the gaim are apparently primarily subterranean. And thus quite uncomfortable in space without solid preparation, I would imagine.Something sharing the corridor with me sneezes at me, and I nod politely back. "Oh? Why's that?"
"We invaded them forty years ago. At first, we didn't realise the planet was inhabited."
Presumably they would have been claiming the world for mining use, since there's no way you could reasonably colonise it."Reasonable. I can barely see my hand in front of my face."
"And then we didn't realise they were intelligent. I understand that they didn't realise that the rest of the universe existed until they met us. I suppose it was nearly as unpleasant an introduction to other species as we had."
...Okay, that pushes past uncomfortable introductions and straight into potentially traumatising."Yes, a giant black spaceship digging a canyon through a major settlement must have been a nasty surprise."
"…" … "I was talking about the centauri."
Presumably mining vessels related to the claim I hypothesised. EDIT: I stand corrected, they were talking about the Narn's first contact.
There are multiple 'faiths' on Narn, then? Though probably taken less seriously than Minbari do."They're in the Book of G'Quan?"
"I haven't read it. Narns generally only read the sacred text of their own faith."
And the mutations didn't keep showing up? Or were they really thorough, even targetting those with the potential to produce telepaths?"I haven't read any human holy books. But the historical parts are interesting, if only because it explains what happened to your telepaths."
"We killed them all."
Humans do a lot of things they come to regret later, sadly, especially when it comes to genocides and extinctions."If the Book's accurate, you only killed most of them. And to be fair, we nearly did that as well."
But you did not. And I do not think that you would have gone through with it.
At least the ship will be squeaky clean on the outside? What with contaminants burnt clean off by the atmosphere.I don't know. Future people are weird.
I reach the shuttle, and… Airlock, because magicing the chlorine away with the orange light would be a little obvious.
And if they aren't, Matthew can do the 'tow at FTL' trick, though that's a little more suspicious."I'll be up soon."
"We're ready to leave. Unless the hyperspace currents are unusually vicious, we will be back in time for your date."
That would presumably be how the Narn met the Gaim, yes, but...Presumably they would have been claiming the world for mining use, since there's no way you could reasonably colonise it.
...the 'giant black spaceship digging a canyon through a major settlement' Matthew mentions in the Book of G'Quan would have been Narn's introdution to the cosmos, and is almost certainly a Shadow Battlecrab.Presumably mining vessels related to the claim I hypothesised.
And because I suspect my passenger's sense of contentment is the main reason why I'm not panicking right now. Gaim royals are… Um. Not humanoid. And they're large. And they're… All the worst parts of sea anemone, caterpillar and assassin bug, with a little tyranid thrown in for good measure. The princess I'm speaking to is basically a senior civil servant along with a genetic engineer and brood mother, and completed eggs are being continuously taken away as she and my passenger speak.
Because it turns out that my passenger was a great inventor from the gaim's total war period, and they mostly wanted to come back here in case they were supposed to receive punishment from their goddess-mother.
"I-. I am-. I am relieved, daughter-of-our-queen."
"There are not further matters which require your attention. No further duties for you. You may… Rest."
"Thank you." / Thank you.
"Thank you for agreeing to speak with my former guest, princess, it-."
"I have decided not to eat you."
…
Scan nearest escape route. Ah, okay, that's not too bad.
"I… Have decided not to eat you as well."
The ambassador gaim makes a choke-hiss noise which the ring doesn't translate. The queen -who is quite a bit bigger than me- doesn't really react.
"You are not aware. Gaim are materialists. Our queens are our absolute sovereigns, and they are physical beings. We reject all religious concepts. We believe in no gods, no afterlife. The last time a gaim suggesting changing this policy, they were punished with consumption."
"And… You just spoke to a dead person."
"Is it a copy of the mind, or something else?"
I shake my head, realising as I do it that she probably can't even see a gesture that small. "I've wondered if they're just engrams myself, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to find out."
"I am grateful for this new evidence. Often, species attempt to proselytise with make believe. That is irritating."
"But we have an obligation, in addition to what you did for Koh'dak."
"Ah… Thank you? There's nothing that I need at the moment. But… If I could bank the favour, in case there's something the gaim can help me with in the future?"
"A commensurate favour would be acceptable." That's a relief. "Then if there is nothing else, I declare this audience over."
I bow. "Thank you, your highness."
"Are we leaving now?"
"Yep, yep, can't think of a reason to stay."
"You usually say that you want to see the sights."
"N'chak'fah has a chlorine atmosphere. I can't see anything."
"Is there something..? You want to see?"
"Narns on this world are marked for death. I have been keeping away from the windows."
Something sharing the corridor with me sneezes at me, and I nod politely back. "Oh? Why's that?"
"We invaded them forty years ago. At first, we didn't realise the planet was inhabited."
"Yes, a giant black spaceship digging a canyon through a major settlement must have been a nasty surprise."
"…" … "I was talking about the centauri."
"What black ships?"
"They're in the Book of G'Quan?"
"I haven't read it. Narns generally only read the sacred text of their own faith."
"I haven't read any human holy books. But the historical parts are interesting, if only because it explains what happened to your telepaths."
"We killed them all."
I reach the shuttle, and… Airlock, because magicing the chlorine away with the orange light would be a little obvious.
"I'll be up soon."
"We're ready to leave. Unless the hyperspace currents are unusually vicious, we will be back in time for your date."
Where are you getting 'two souls' from? There was only one gaim, unless I've forgotten something.
The maid that keeps hitting on him?...yeah, the Gaim would be a little much for somebody not quite prepared.
And 'Matthew' has a Narn shipmate? That's interesting...
I mean, they both have souls, but neither of them feature here.
"The future is a foreign country; they do things differently there."
This should be sites no?
"I am grateful for this new evidence. Often, species attempt to proselytise with make believe. That is irritating."
"I will bear that in mind."
"Should you discover new evidence, we would be interested to review it."
"If I proved the existence of the soul, I assure you, I wouldn't keep that to myself."
"Good." She… Er… I'm not exactly sure what that is, but she's rubbing it. Since I'm not getting a translation I'm going to assume that it's not an effort to communicate something to me. "You have not mentioned remuneration."
"No. Koh'dak already paid. They assisted me with a personal matter, and I delivered them here. Nothing more is necessary."
"But we have an obligation, in addition to what you did for Koh'dak."
"Ah… Thank you? There's nothing that I need at the moment. But… If I could bank the favour, in case there's something the gaim can help me with in the future?"
"A commensurate favour would be acceptable." That's a relief. "Then if there is nothing else, I declare this audience over."
gaim suggesting changing this policy, they were punished with consumption."
Know that now they've abandoned their state of constant interhival warfare they're actually pretty easy to get along with, but
Where are you getting 'two souls' from? There was only one gaim, unless I've forgotten something.
Thank you, corrected.
The maid is Brakiri, not Narn.
Doesn't his vessel have a Narn crew?The maid is Brakiri, not Narn.
@Mr Zoat Is this an error, or has Matthew picked up a Narn passenger as well?
You're right, It'd been long enough I'd forgotten that. Carry on!
That should say 'bred'.I was going to say that the fleet hasn't moved, but I can see assault shuttles heading down from two of the battleships. And for a moment I feel the instinct bread into me by a dozen battles with the Reach: board the ship at once, kill or assimilate the Reach commander while the best marines and Beetles and whatever experimental weapons they might have are somewhere else. But with an anti-construct silver bullet… I don't think that's a mission I can complete with power armour alone.
That should say 'pretends'.He frowns at the name, but he gets it. "So he just prevents to fire a bunch of times, and they'll have to evade."
Not a bad attitude to have assuming you're part of a team and not a lone trouble shooter. On the other hand, his ring can't reliably or easily download info into his skull, may not have a easily accessable database, and can't upgrade him into the best version it can. So I shouldn't judge, he knows who to ask and do what he can until then.I'm a pilot. I studied aeronautics. You wanna talk about drag coefficients, I'm your guy. You wanna talk about black hole guns, I'll go get Atom
Thank you, corrected.
Not a bad attitude to have assuming you're part of a team and not a lone trouble shooter. On the other hand, his ring can't reliably or easily download info into his skull, may not have a easily accessable database, and can't upgrade him into the best version it can. So I shouldn't judge, he knows who to ask and do what he can until then.
Good to see he didn't forget to come back for Grum, as he said he would. And I suppose they needed a decent staging point for their approach to orbit.16th October 2013
17:41 G.M.T.
"…not safe, but it should let you hold out until the fleet either moves on or gets destroyed."
Grum the Escaped… Ah, Walked Off Slave taps the wall of his newly fabricated bunker, and glances back at the NEMO-brand ration packs I dumped on the floor.
Confident about your ability to wrap this up quickly, eh OL?"It's the nicest place I've slept in seven years."
"Ah, you're welcome. Try not to die in the next half hour."
That is something central to OL, that. Probably why he gets so frustrated by people squandering potential and second chances.His eyes move from me to where Lantern Gaart is studying a map of local space. "You know? I think I will. Thank you."
"Thank me by not dying. I hate wasting effort. Gaart, ready?"
Time to see if Jordan's still managing to hold their attention, or if some of the ships have cottoned on to the trick.He dismisses his construct. "Yes."
"Right. Activating armour-" We both vanish, though I can still see him with empathic vision. "-and up we go."
Ah, of course OL would include a contingency plan.The ground falls away beneath us, nothing like as fast as we can fly with constructs, but certainly faster than, say, a rocket launch. We're both undetectable by most forms of sensor and hard to detect by the really exotic ones I know about, and our armour is sufficiently tough that what I don't know shouldn't hurt us. A direct hit with a spatial charge would probably kill us, which would be too bad for Lantern Gaart but it the reason why Grum's bunker came with one of my spare bodies in an under-floor compartment. An Apokoliptian world should be at least a little thaumically active, if only due to their presence.
Not so effective if OL can just jaunt away, though. Still best to not push their luck.Of course, that shouldn't be possible. The battleships all share the same orientation, though they've spread out a little, presumably to increase the volume of space they can cover with their weapons fire as they try to kill Jordan. Advanced stealth should mean that they still think that I'm around the mine, so hopefully they won't be looking… If they know that I'm heading up the most efficient course of action would be to do a saturation bombardment of the upper atmosphere. That would cover the area with crystal remnants, create dangerous pressure waves along with whatever's in the charge, and would generally give me a bad time, but…
The shuttles presumably heading to the 'mine' and investigate the reports of OL rescuing the Green Lantern they tossed into the simulation.Yep, we've made it into the vacuum and-.
I was going to say that the fleet hasn't moved, but I can see assault shuttles heading down from two of the battleships. And for a moment I feel the instinct bred into me by a dozen battles with the Reach: board the ship at once, kill or assimilate the Reach commander while the best marines and Beetles and whatever experimental weapons they might have are somewhere else. But with an anti-construct silver bullet… I don't think that's a mission I can complete with power armour alone.
Sneaking out right under the nose of the warhounds.So we fly past the battleships, their tenders and close-support escorts, and then the… Huh. Sensor buoys? They don't seem to detect us but I don't want to risk an active scan. And then the cruisers…
And we're clear. Track the orientation of their weapons, likely response times of the crew… Just have to get a little further away…
I assume he did so because they're safely out of range and sight by now.And warp.
"Jordan, we're clear. Do you want to rendezvous?"
Next to me, Gaart appears as he deactivates his stealth system.
Oh, yes. No real maximum range for their attacks beyond 'anywhere in the same solar system'. Just a matter of accuracy, given lightspeed lag time on sensor sightings."Just a sec."
Right. Teleport jammer, big ole' construct wall, and… Hope Jordan pulls his finger out because I want to add in a spatial stabiliser construct just as soon-
Ah, feeling the heat on your delicate bits after a few close calls, Hal?A green spec appears several miles away, and then starts rapidly growing
-as possible.
"Okay." Jordan slows down as he reaches us, and I add in the stabiliser construct… Yeah, I see that battleship repositioning. "Paul, I think I'm reconsidering my position on body armour."
At least with OL handy, he can be sure it'll get fixed properly."Glad to hear it. Roy and I can do a fitting when we get back to Earth." I give him a once-over. "Any injuries I can't see?"
"I'll get checked out for radiation damage later. Lantern Gaart, you okay to fight?"
Don't forget the recharge, which I assume Hal is putting off for a second while they strategise."Yes sir."
Jordan nods. "Good. Paul, can you build missiles with the same stealth tech as your armour?"
OL, you don't need the good stuff for these guys. Just the 'good enough' stuff."Sort of. Without the magic element they won't be quite as good. And whatever propulsion system I gave it would probably have some sort of detectable emission. And their gravity shields would probably deflect a missile to a degree anyway…"
"Does NEMO have missiles with magic stealth?"
I'm sure OL can share the specs for a singularity projector, Hal. Just a matter of whether you can reproduce it."Probably, but if so, Legion's saving them for a major Reach target."
"Okay. That black hole gun thing you do."
Or at least find the portholes they're shunting their rounds through? I assume that's how they're shooting through a total defensive structure like that."They're got gravity shields. I could probably damage them eventually-."
"Could you-? Work out the frequency of their shields if you shot them long enough?"
...admittedly, trying to exploit the gaps would require getting right into the line of fire for the weapons behind the portholes.
Be nice, OL, he probably remembers stuff like Star Trek and their Shield Frequency thing. Matching the phaser frequency to their shields is what lets them shoot through them (And transport people, but that's riskier under fire.)
Though point defences can struggle with small, fast moving targets like Lanterns. Who can operate at knife-fight ranges far better than slow naval vessels."I'm a pilot. I studied aeronautics. You wanna talk about drag coefficients, I'm your guy. You wanna talk about black hole guns, I'll go get Atom."
"It's more likely that I'll lock them on blocking my singularity beam, which would mean that they couldn't deflect the missile. That still leaves point defences, assumes that the ships can't cover each other with their gravity shields, and that we can actually hit them."
And if you time your shots, you can arrange simultaneous hits from different angles even as you reposition, or stagger impacts to take advantage of overloading shields."Got a way around that?"
"Don't use missiles. Use ballistic projectiles with warheads. With the three of us firing, we can cover enough of their potential location volume to be confident of hitting-."
Good time to learn, then. Hope you can pick it up quick."Lantern Gaart, you know how to make a railgun construct?"
"No, sir."
Nothing says Gaart can't do something else. Toss giant rocks at them, launch missiles if OL fabricates them, that sort of thing.
If he's not familiar with the old Star Wars Extended Universe - something quite unlikely even if he's seen the movies - he's probably assuming that's some NEMO officer OL is casually name-dropping."Grand Admiral Thrawn taught me that if they can't track the projectiles, they have to assume that each observed firing is a real firing."
He frowns at the name, but he gets it. "So he just pretends to fire a bunch of times, and they'll have to evade."
Given sufficient prep time, OL could probably arrange a whole array of combined arms."Or fire along the projectile's calculated approach vector. Depends how good they are."
"Can you shoot these things and fire the black hole gun at the same time?"
And since they're much slower than lightspeed, it's going to take some time for them to connect, leaving plenty of opportunities to exploit their impacts."Why would I need to? They're going to be ballistic."
"So fire them, wait until they're about to arrive and then shoot the ships?"
First job, get the junior up to fighting fitness. Railgun specs, Ring recharge, all that jazz..."Yep."
"Okay, it's a plan." He claps his hands together. "Let's get to work."
Ah yes, because leaving bodies around worked out so well for you last time.A direct hit with a spatial charge would probably kill us, which would be too bad for Lantern Gaart but it the reason why Grum's bunker came with one of my spare bodies in an under-floor compartment. An Apokoliptian world should be at least a little thaumically active, if only due to their presence.
16th October 2013
17:41 G.M.T.
A direct hit with a spatial charge would probably kill us, which would be too bad for Lantern Gaart but it the reason why Grum's bunker
it's (or "it is")