Cambrian

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  AzureWing

• Apr 29, 2019

hello there. I'm a Patreon writer too; AzureWings,, I need some help. I run a fanfiction patreon too and I was wondering if you can give me some tips on better providing, I had a sort of monthly Commission model that's been too much for me given my semi-busy schedule. I was wondering if you could give me some tips to be as proficient as you are. My email is Azurewings29@gmail.com , plz message me when you can

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  d.fish

• Apr 27, 2019

I showed up for an orgy a while back. None of the boys showed up, but daddy didn't raise a quitter.

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  d.fish

• Apr 26, 2019

--Massage Time--
"Can't you feel your stress gooo~ away?"
--Loses Consciousness--



Bethesda Game Studios presents...
"Hey, you! You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there..."

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  d.fish

• Apr 25, 2019

Sometimes, ya maybe think, ya know, ancient Rome might be kinda nice, having a dozen slaves massaging you at the same time. Or maybe 2000 years in the future, having a dozen pleasurebots doing that same thing. All we have now are a dozen memes in your face...

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  d.fish

• Apr 24, 2019

Okay, it was alright. There were a few cringe scenes with the forced girl power though. Also, it was made really apparent that they were retiring the actors who didn't want to keep doing this or were being too expensive. Also! Where did the little hammer go at the end???

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  d.fish

• Apr 24, 2019

I hope Endgame isn't underwhelming...

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  d.fish

• Apr 19, 2019

Cambrian Oppai

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  d.fish

• Apr 14, 2019

"Cockus Blockus!"

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  Cambrian

• Apr 14, 2019

"Fun fact: There are more crashed planes in the ocean than crashed submarines in the sky." ~ Jeremy Dooley

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  Cambrian

• Apr 12, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSd3L_rCi0 I was ready to skip 9 after the travesty that was 8. But hearing that laugh at the very end...

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  d.fish

• Apr 12, 2019

I think there's a lot of opportunities how they changed "he's pure of heart" to "well, fuck, the wizard will take anyone" in how Shazam's powers are acquired. It's even possible Cambrian gets them!

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  d.fish

• Apr 9, 2019

What about a meta story where in-story Cambrian has to do certain things for more donations from some sort of transdimensional omnipotent patreon; each supporter is like a god or something. Not sure about story, but could tie together a lot of different Cambrians?

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  Azazyel0714

• Apr 7, 2019

What's your thoughts on continuing your DM seeking players Worm story?

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  Cambrian

• Apr 7, 2019

When you walk into the boss room and the queenmother is scraping the ceiling of the forty foot cavern. https://i.imgur.com/1xnyCHN.png

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  Cambrian

• Apr 5, 2019

https://old.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/b9tuym/very_flexible/

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  d.fish

• Apr 5, 2019

faaaaaack quuuuu

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  d.fish

• Apr 2, 2019

In the end, you're actually and honest and good guy. Most creators hide how much they make on patreon, and that makes them a little more shifty as fuck. Like apparently some fan artists make upwards 1 MM per year and hide it to squeeze out more from other fans wtf.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 30, 2019

Finally saw Into the Spider-verse. That shit was gooood

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  Malcanthet

• Mar 29, 2019

*Attempts Spidery Snuggles as a way to help you get over the illness.*

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  Cambrian

• Mar 29, 2019

Bleeegh, being sick sucks

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  d.fish

• Mar 28, 2019

SPANK BOOTY.

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  d.fish

• Mar 28, 2019

Spankings.

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  d.fish

• Mar 27, 2019

Even if you can't reach someone with your words, you can reach their hearts with gunfire.

• Poonslayer

• Mar 24, 2019

Lurking and noticed youre awake, so hi.

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  d.fish

• Mar 22, 2019

Vali in... Worm?

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  d.fish

• Mar 21, 2019

Subscribe to Cambrian

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  d.fish

• Mar 20, 2019

Pls show bobs and vajeans.

• RandomUser13

• Mar 14, 2019

Sorry to bother you but I had a question about one of your stories on Hentai Foundry. I want to ask you through a private message but I can't figure out how to do that so is it alright if I ask you through this post?

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  d.fish

• Mar 13, 2019

Role reversal gagkh gagkh gagkh

• Slayer678

• Mar 11, 2019

Hey sorry to bother you but i was wondering who you will still accept commissions from? You're hentai foundry page says CLOSED TO NEWCOMERS, but what does that mean? Is it open up to Patreons or only to people who have commissioned from you before?