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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Raging Iron Thunder

    Raging Iron Thunder Know what you're doing yet?

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  2. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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  3. Nyarl-sama

    Nyarl-sama The Crawling Chaos

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    First thing I would do? GTFO Earth before I accidentally it or something. Then explore the universe and quite possibly the Multiverse.
     
  4. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Make sense and what would you say to Dr.Manhattan for senting you into the dc's verse in bonus round?
     
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  5. TMTMTM

    TMTMTM Directed by Dick Wolf

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    I would exist as a being of pure thought, as my lack of an avatar causes me to transcend my physical form.
     
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  6. Nyarl-sama

    Nyarl-sama The Crawling Chaos

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    I would say yes.
     
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  7. Ashaeron

    Ashaeron Getting sticky.

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    I feel like I make out pretty well (Morphling). Essentially a water elemental that does what it wants, because it's made of water. Including water vapour. Social activity is probably a downer, but I'm sure I could work out how to talk eventually.
     
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  8. pepperjack

    pepperjack A Variety of Cheese

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    Wait to be eaten.
     
  9. Charlemagne

    Charlemagne Friendly neighborhood fan-fiction writer.

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    I guess I would go on an adventure with my newly acquired magic powers. Maybe go join the teen titans or something.
     
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  10. Almost Sane

    Almost Sane Getting sticky.

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    Lol, nice planet you got there I hope there's no heresy on it.
     
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  11. eveakane

    eveakane Formerly an Innocent Grammarian

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    Honestly, while I don't have an avatar yet, I have three good candidates for it: Rei Ayanami (Mogudan's version), Akitsu #07, and Angelica Ainsworth. If you haven't noticed yet, I like the quiet ones.
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    It's either a Half-Angel, Half-Human Hybrid, with the associated powers that come with it, and Huge Tits, Huge Ass, and generally all around sexiness,
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    an Ice controlling Sekirei, who is not as restricted in power as the others, and can possibly munchkin those powers to control Thermal Energy,
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    or a Stacked Blonde, who can utilize the First Heroic Spirit, and full access to Legendary Weapons and Artifacts.

    ...I'll go and change my avatar after a good night's sleep. :oops:
     
  12. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Great choices for avatars with these fine looking women.
     
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  13. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Suffer from identity problem.
     
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  14. Biigoh

    Biigoh Tanuki Moderator

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    Wag tail, drink booze, become human me and go werk werk like a lazy tanuki.
     
  15. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    magic.

    Nevermind, I'm gonna go scare some kids.

    Then masturbate because I you know you gotta try it out. Lol.
     
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  16. Lunahaile

    Lunahaile The Fox-Queen of Misunderstandings

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    Panic and wish I had a different avatar... Then realize that i'm a witch with a gun.

    (Probably noink Sleeping Beauty's Witch's powers from other fandoms/noink from fandoms in general.)
     
  17. Jimmy

    Jimmy Unassuming Corgi

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    Probably whimper for a while since I no longer have any thumbs. Then yip until someone finds me and I try to get them to understand that I'm a person who was transformed into a dog. Things proceed in the usual fashion from there until years later when I'm on Ellen for being the first doggy senator.

    Fools. I was so cute none could see the horrible plan behind my actions. The doom of worlds comes and he is adorable.
     
  18. Snake/Eater

    Snake/Eater Myth Maker of the North

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    Conquer the World!
     
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  19. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    I enjoy my better vision and breasts. I'm pregnant, though, which could lead to some awkward questions. Probably also some awkwardness from the race lift.
     
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  20. Aleph

    Aleph Experienced.

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    Stand up, probably. Then either climb up or down. Probably up, it has handrails.
     
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  21. molemole

    molemole Versed in the lewd.

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    Have you heard the word of our lord and savior the Omnissiah?
    ...you'd better have.

    01001001 01110010 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110011 01101000
     
  22. Nekomancer

    Nekomancer Know what you're doing yet?

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    Hug the cat. Play with the cat. Find someway to take this freakin double blindfold off so I can see the cat.
     
  23. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    At least you can use some good magical spells
     
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  24. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    Grow bigger breasts.

    Lenneth's proportions are amazing for a real woman but years of anime have skewed my perception. I need giant titties to truly appreciate the female form.
     
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  25. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Well of course and guess every single lady will be so jealous of you
     
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  26. RageKnight

    RageKnight My heresy senses are tingling

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    I would very much hope my dick still worked, that my armor could be taken off by my self or with some equipment I can make, and I have can still have kids.

    Got to spread the Gene Seed someway.
     
  27. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Sure if you try hard enough in the bed
     
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  28. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    But Rage, you are the armor.
     
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  29. RageKnight

    RageKnight My heresy senses are tingling

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    OH GOD EVERYTHING IS A LIE! EVERYTHING IS A LIE!
     
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  30. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    I immediately curl up into a ball and cry, since my avatar doesn't come equipped with the little sister he's codependent with.