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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone

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    I perform a Trust Fall.
     
  2. Cherico

    Cherico Well worn.

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    There are worse then to be then bogy I get to be a rich movie star thats a pretty good deal.
     
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  3. Whiskey Golf

    Whiskey Golf Lewd Battalion

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    My avatar is a badge.

    I do nothing because this is a unit emblem that is either embroidered on a flag, or painted on a tank.
     
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  4. Athlumney

    Athlumney I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Meh, not as bad as I will.
    I' am an immortal swan sized bird, an 111 year old man, a 12 year old boy, and a sliver of soul from a 66 year old man trapped inside the 12 year old boys body.
     
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  5. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    That's cool and what's you gotta say to your family from being that man?
     
  6. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    Don't forget the chimney. It may also count.
     
  7. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Freak out. Check the date. Call SentinelGreen and check if she's been genderswapped too. Then check and see if my magic works.

    I mean, objectively I come away pretty good, what with the magically generated money, perfect looks, immortality and magic powers. It's probably going to fuck up my marriage pretty badly though.
     
  8. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Make sense and it look like you go a great life with the new magical powers.
     
  9. Nyarl-sama

    Nyarl-sama The Crawling Chaos

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    Eat a planet.
     
  10. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box rarest of netos

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    Close all the blinds, call in sick, see if the shapeshift works so I don't need to freak out anybody.

    Then spend a lot of time exploring my body, if you know what I mean.

    Eat some people I don't like so I can get a few 1ups, just in case. Mind control some rich fuck into providing for me, and live a happy unlife full of sin and decadence forever.

    Maybe after a decade or two I'll finally be able to put a dent in my Steam backlog.
     
  11. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Eh, unsure about the great life bit - I'm pretty happy in my marriage, and this would screw it up but good. I'd eventually get over it, but that's immortality for you. When you live long enough, it all smooths out over the long run.

    The whole inception deal of being turned into your own SI character is pretty weird though.
     
  12. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Yeah but i'm wondering how would your family and friends react to you as a new person.

    I like to make weird ideas for fun
     
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  13. Gforce1000

    Gforce1000 Jibbering, Jabbering

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    Float around a bit. Glow ominously.

    Maybe ask random strangers if they want to find out what is on the other side.
     
  14. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Well if you want to scratch that itch, you could read the first arcs of Void Guardian and Sentinel Green. That'd be the us of a few years back dealing with the sudden and involuntary transformation issue, though it mostly doesn't go well for us.
     
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  15. IsaacTheAutobot1229

    IsaacTheAutobot1229 Not too sore, are you?

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    I am now Primus and Unicron, and I am now omnipresent. Tell all the transformers in the multiverse to quit their stupidity and make peace. Try to figure out how to tell my mom that I am now the gods of creation and destruction while also the father of an entire race.
     
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  16. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Oh i get it and how did you felt about bonus event of going into dc's verse with rest of QQ people as their avatars?
     
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  17. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Eh.... SG and I are about the right power scale for street level heroing, even if we'd be a bit lethal for the setting. Assuming I could get hold of her we'd be fine. But if every single QQ user is tagging along, that's like, multiple instant world crises. Slaanesh, a black hole, a planet-eating Eldritch being, a couple DBZ folks... Shit would be pretty apocalyptic.
     
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  18. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Yeah it look like even Superman and rest of justice league will have a very busy day and would you & your girlfriend say anything to dc's heroes or dc's villains?
     
  19. IsaacTheAutobot1229

    IsaacTheAutobot1229 Not too sore, are you?

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    For the DC universe I don't know, probably have my Unicron half eat a whole bunch of the crazy aliens and such spaceships and/or planets that my Primus half could not reason with. I don't know much about the current DC universe, so I would probably just help guide species to a better future and explore around the universe while copying a whole bunch of shiny tech and science. I am now two multiverse spanning entities of omnipresent Creation(right) and Destruction(left), I pretty much say fuck off to a very large amount of things I can think of in DC.
     
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  20. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Clarification: SG's my bestie, not my girlfriend.

    As for mucking about in DC....dunno. We'd have to get our bearings, and figure out which DC continuity we were in, when in that continuity we are, and if we know anything more than 'Clark Kent = Superman, Bruce Wayne = Batman.' I mean, like if we end up in Young Justice, I'm probably going to speak up about the coming Reach invasion, Godfrey, Red Arrow, Superboy's lingering commands, etc. If we're in regular mainline DC I have nothing to really say to anyone because I haven't read DC in years. Like... Kyle Raynor was the last Green Lantern the last time I read DC. SG isn't a big DC fan either so she probably only knows the Dini-verse stuff. Maybe we'll go make sure the Joker falls down a flight of stairs.
     
  21. IsaacTheAutobot1229

    IsaacTheAutobot1229 Not too sore, are you?

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    Do we stay ourselves with the avatars memories and such, or do we take on some of their personality? Because the Unicron half literally eats/destroys entire universes and did so to 22.56% of the local multiverse.
     
  22. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    You star ourselves with avatar memories and anything else.
     
  23. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Oh i see and i'm thankful for your amazing answers anyway about you & your bestie's time in dc's world.
     
  24. Knotw

    Knotw Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    So I'm now some random depressed girl? I suppose I'll initially be happy to save myself years of expensive treatment and awkwardness. Then be depressed about probably being kicked out of my house because I look like some random stranger.
     
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  25. IsaacTheAutobot1229

    IsaacTheAutobot1229 Not too sore, are you?

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    Well, I guess I'm pretty much top tier as these guys are pretty much THE main gods of the transformers universe.
     
  26. Anon̦̦

    Anon̦̦ [Verified Cute]

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    [X] Fuck the World
     
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  27. Nitramy

    Nitramy Not too sore, are you?

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    [X] drive down a mountain road playing Eurobeat
     
  28. Strugatsky

    Strugatsky F-35 is best girl

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    L I B E R A T E

    but seriously, be fucking adorable I guess and mooch off the military-industrial complex

    also lewd so fucking much
     
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  29. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Of course so basically like a perfect upgrade in terms of looks and money.
     
  30. Nolrai2

    Nolrai2 Can't count

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    "Uh....I think I need to call a lawyer..my therapist, and uh....a genuine expert on black magic, and no I should masturbate first. Then..fuck.I ugh. How does a shy loli get laid, also is it at all ethical for me to find a shota.."