[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

[Gur40]

Which will happen first?
Will Yang get her baby or will the girls seduce Yang into letting them join!

also how is Jaune going to fail at wingmaning the not harem he made?

Flint? dating Neon or because of Jaune now dating Neon
Whitley or Penny? Somehow they got together already... *cough*Winter or Ironwood *cough*
Sun? have him meet Katy or ilia

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Yang: no harem!
see's Glynda in a dress
Yang: plan c
Ruby uses her 'death' and being raised by her as Weiss and Blake show how kinky they are
Yang: plan b

what's needed for Yang to just except she the head of the harem?

 

[Azzy Rael]

Lol, this is turning into the non back to the future version of the sibling time travel timeline.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The next morning... Yang and Jaune were cuddled up to each other at the table in the Arc Family Farmhouse. Feeding eachother, cuddling, even giggling. Which was... Pretty obnoxious to everyone else, to be honest. Ren is looking rather drained, while Nora was beaming happily and glowing.

Coral: "Ugh... Gross."

Verdy: "Do you have to be that affectionate all the time?"

Jaune: "Yes. Yes we do."

Lilac: "More eggs, everyone? Bacon?"

Jaune: "Yes please. Starving."

Isabel: Looks concerned

Nick is still giving Jaune thumbs up when Isabel isn't looking.

Yang: Still a bit groggy from just having gotten up, sees everyone's stares and sighs in exasperation. "Alright, what do ya wanna know?"

Nora: "What? Nobody's gonna ask about the sex Renny and I had?!"

Jaune: "... How was it?"

Nora: "GREAT! Thanks for asking, Jaune-Jaune!"

Ren gurgles a bit, but he's got a smile on his face.

Weiss: Slams her hands on the table. "IS NOW REALLY THE TIME TO BE FOCUSING ON THAT WHEN THE TWO OF THEM-THEM..." Growing more and more red in the face as she tries to say the words.

Ruby/Blake/Pyrrha/Yang: "Fucked?"

Weiss: "YES!" Sits down in a huff, her arms crossed.

Orchid: "Can we please not talk about my brother's sex life at the breakfast table?"

Jaune: "That would be great, yeah."

Weiss: "In a barn?! I thought it was bad when you do it everywhere at Beacon!"

Yang: grins "Voyeur~."

Weiss: "Exhibitionist!"

Yang: "Sure am!"

Isabel: tense "Let's talk about something else, shall we?"

A lot of mutters ensue. Jaune nods, going back to eating and cuddling with his girlfriend.

Training resumes... But Isabel takes Jaune aside during a break. She leads him to the porch.

She sits in her old rocking chair, he on the porch swing

Isabel: "... It's been a while since it was just the two of us, huh?"

Jaune: Slightly swaying his legs on the porch swing, a bit afraid to look at her at the moment. "Yeah, it has."

Isabel: "... You know... After hearing about your future... I wouldn't blame you for hating me, Jaune."

Jaune: Quickly turns to her. "What, no?! I could never hate you!" Runs a hand through his hair. "I mean, yeah, I was a frustrated when you kept refusing to train me, but I-" Stops himself from rambling and takes a deep breath. "You're my mom, I love you, even after everything."

Isabel: sighs "... In the future you saw, I never even tried to help you."

Jaune's Brain: Well that was because the writers were awful but... In universe, I have no idea what to contrive for that.

Jaune: "Maybe that was because I never reached out? Here I did, but there..." Gesturing outward. "I never even tried calling home, let alone going back to it." Pulls up one of his legs and wraps his arms around it. "If anyones to blame, it's me." He says quietly.

Isabel: "Oh Jaune..." She got up and sat on the swing with him. She hugged him "... I... Was a fool. I wanted to just... Just protect you from all the bad things in the world... It was stupid to think I could."

Jaune: "Mom..." Leans into her comforting hug before deciding to just return it with his own. "with all the scary, messed up, stuff you and dad have gone through, you had every reason to."

Isabel: "Still... I... I shouldn't have forced you to live the life I wanted for you."

Jaune: Grimaces. "I can't argue against that..." Sees her expression falter. ", but I can say that I'm better off for it! I mean, sure, I'm behind in combat, but all those other skills you taught me have been way more useful to me, especially with all the recent stuff that's been going on." Gives her a wry grin. "Besides, not like I'll be bad at being a Huntsman forever, right?"

Isabel: "No... But after you were kidnapped... I'm worried for you, Jaune."

Jaune: "I mean..." Scratches the back of his neck. "if you want you can just take heart that..." Cringes a bit. ", technically speaking, I can't die just yet. You know..." Tilts his head side to side. "the whole me being the Rusted Knight thing." Shrugs. "Kind of need to be alive in order to do that."

Isabel: "Oh good, I get to look forward to my son becoming a legend... And spending decades alone in the Ever After, all thanks to some crazy bitch poisoning him!" sighs

Jaune: Puts up placating hands. "Okay, first up, let's dial it back a bit, Alyx is still a kid, and second, her poisoning me happens while I'm in there, not before. Also, it's not like I'm completely alone..." Smiles optimistically. "I have Juniper!" Shrugs. "Eventually."

Isabel: hugs him tighter "I still don't like this, Jaune... And neither does anyone else."

Jaune: Sighs. "I know, I know..." Drags his palms across his face. "Breaker, don't I know it..." Nods grimly. ", but it's happening, better to face it head on than run away from it."

Isabel: sniffles, hugs him as she cries softly "... I'm going to train you and your friends... To destroy anything that looks at you funny. I swear."

Jaune: smiles "I know Mom... Thank you."

Isabel: "But... That said..." She pulled back "Are you sure you're fine with a harem? Is... Is it the trauma from your future memories? Have you thought this through? Papa Shirou's harem almost killed eachother!"

Jaune: "MOM! It's not a harem!"

Isabel: deadpan look

Jaune: "It is not... I... Well it's not a harem until Yang agrees..."

Isabel: very deadpan look

Jaune: "Do you actually want me to have a harem, Mom?"

Isabel: "No, no... But when all these broken young ladies come together around you, someone who is willing to sacrifice so much for them? I can understand it. Your father was willing to do anything for me. Even stand up to me, so I could be a better person."

Jaune: "Oh, good..."

Isabel: deadpan "Also... Without your father I would have probably turned into some kind of amoral mad scientist so, please consider the ramifications of friendzoning a lot of mentally unstable and very powerful Huntresses when you literally came back in time to save them all after enduring Hell."

Jaune: "... I'm not gonna friendzone them... I-I'm going to hook them up with other men who will love them and everything will be fine!"

Isabel: skeptical "Uh huh. And when-Sorry, if that fails?"

Jaune: "..." glumly "Harem."

Isabel: snorts "Well, at least you're prepared for the inevitable."

Jaune: "Mom!"

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

I honestly can't wait to see the reactions when they do see Rusted Knight Jaune. Thirst levels are gonna skyrocket

 

[KR-Nexus]

Look Jaune, I love you man, but your Harem is a Foregone Conclusion.

The sooner you accept it the better.

 

[mastermenthe]

Isabel: deadpan "Also... Without your father I would have probably turned into some kind of amoral mad scientist so, please consider the ramifications of friendzoning a lot of mentally unstable and very powerful Huntresses when you literally came back in time to save them all after enduring Hell."

Jaune: "... I'm not gonna friendzone them... I-I'm going to hook them up with other men who will love them and everything will be fine!"

Isabel: skeptical "Uh huh. And when-Sorry, if that fails?"

Jaune: "..." determinedly "Murder."

Isabel: snorts "Well, at least you're prepared for the inevitable."

Jaune: "Mom!"

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FTFY


What? You think Yang couldn't be convinced to help Jaune kill off all of her "rivals" in the name of a "safer future" and "it's for their own good".

Plus the Arc Clan would absolutely back up Jaune's decision, whatever it is. Better to "clean up the mess" than to lose the family scion.

/s

 

[Ardrianian]

Look Jaune, I love you man, but your Harem is a Foregone Conclusion.

The sooner you accept it the better.

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You forgot to add this!

 

[Marlow3]

His bitter sweet tears as his happily ever Yang after comes crashing down as he is "forced" to love all his friends will be a sweet elixir in these troubled times.

 

[zMADLAXz]

I'll be honest with you, Jaune has no fucking obligations to date anyone other than the one he wishes to. Their heart will be broken, well that's part of life kiddo, grow up.

From Yang's perspective as well. A lot of people who probably who are better looking than me, earn more than me etc. might love my SO.

So should I just let all of them enter a relationship with my SO, afraid that they all will go psycho and cause mass damage to society?

I am sorry, what is this, a serial killer documentary?

And if Jaune's even entertaining such thoughts? Then you need a clear discussion about the relationship.

Sorry to be so heated, it just doesn't feel right that it is constantly being brought up that Jaune somehow has to date these girls.

Monogamy is the hottest thing after Consent.

 

[mastermenthe]

I am sorry, what is this, a serial killer documentary?

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This is RWBY, so...

Yes.

Yes, it is.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I'll be honest with you, Jaune has no fucking obligations to date anyone other than the one he wishes to. Their heart will be broken, well that's part of life kiddo, grow up.

From Yang's perspective as well. A lot of people who probably who are better looking than me, earn more than me etc. might love my SO.

So should I just let all of them enter a relationship with my SO, afraid that they all will go psycho and cause mass damage to society?

I am sorry, what is this, a serial killer documentary?

And if Jaune's even entertaining such thoughts? Then you need a clear discussion about the relationship.

Sorry to be so heated, it just doesn't feel right that it is constantly being brought up that Jaune somehow has to date these girls.

Monogamy is the hottest thing after Consent.

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Easy dude, it's mostly a comedy fic. So relax, okay?

 

[zMADLAXz]

Easy dude, it's mostly a comedy fic. So relax, okay?

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Alright.

If it's fir funsies then it's whatever.

 

[Gur40]

Jaune with Weiss trying to get her with Flynt

He even helped Weiss build a real bond with Flynt!

Spoiler: Plan Failed Successfully

Weiss cried into his and Yang arms, Yang mom instincts lead to her calling them mommy and daddy...

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Well Penny is basically Ruby Soulmate!
Obvious adding Whitley like his head canon will work out!
And Help Whitley and Weiss bond and not be emotionally dependent on RWBY and Him!

Spoiler: Nope!

Ruby calling Whitley Boy-Weiss to his face and Penny calling him Ruby Boy Friend with Ruby agreeing it was all of Team RWBY basically torpedoed that plan

but he has a new younger brother... and Winter Phone Number?!?

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Well Being Sun wing man with the rest of team SSSN will work out right?

Spoiler: WHY IS ilia HERE?

and why is Neptune tied up and making out with the Spider Girl?

Spoiler: Trifa

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Jaune walks in on Pyrrha giving Emerald a presentation on "how to be a good slave to Master/Mistress"

Spoiler: Cinder willing to watch

Mercury is conflicted, on 1 hand girl on girl is hot on the other Simping for Cinder 1:1 was not something he needed to hear today
Neo is egging them both on

Cinder seeing Beacon #1 Huntress in training being like this and so emotionally invested removes all her doubts

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And of coarse Whitley would talk to his mother and Winter about Jaune being all of Team RWBY Boy Friend

Spoiler: Did you say Arc?

 

[mastermenthe]

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I'm not entirely sure what is happening in this post, but i fully support it!

 

[Gur40]

I'm not entirely sure what is happening in this post, but i fully support it!

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Jaune trying to wingman his friends harem but the intended target is the one to end up in a relationship instead
-First it's Flynt that had some succus only for Neon to swoop in causing Weiss to be depressed into Yang and Jaune arms
-Then with Penny and Whitley hitting it off and thinking Ruby and Jaune are together only for Ruby to correct them it's her entire team
-With Sun, Jaune let his bros take the wheel only for them to some how seduce the White Fang members they were fight because of Blake
-Pyrrha trying to help Jaune, gives Emerald a detailed explanation on how she is her Masters tool and advice Emerald on how to better serve Cinder!
Neo a troll Mercury is scaroused and Cinder ego is stroked