Thou art a waifu?!?

Screenshot, crop the image so the more annoying weboahe bits are out, upload picture to imgur or such, post here.

 

Not terribly flattering, but I'll take what I can get!

Spoiler: Huge

Analysis: Crazy, mostly lewd. Redeeming feature: bedroom skills. (Also bakes a decent muffin, will clean kitchen afterwards.)


Edit: And just for fun...

Spoiler: I mean, they're probably not wrong

 

Always Naptime as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight pink hair
Eye Color: Gold
Height: 142cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Dandere
Special Features: Glasses, Thigh-highs, Lolita
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Imagination, Sewing, Lying

So i'm a tiny creative dandere that sews. I APPROVE OF THIS!!!

Also i totally made all that lolita clothing.

60 percent pure 40 percent lewd.

edit.
waifu skills chart
https://imgur.com/a/Xibe8
well with lying as a talent my loyalty wasn't going to be that high..... still dayum I'm good in the sack

 

So when does the QQ Visual Novel come out?^^

 

Well hey, that ain't so bad! Selfcest has never sounded so attractive!!--

Oi, what's this?! My loyalty is pathetically low! And my cuteness! My l-lewdness! This is an outrage! I demand a refund! I won't stand fo--

Ufufufufu!~ Carry on, carry on!~

Spoiler: Bonus HypervAne

Much higher, much better! I'll accept my typo for these stats!

Edit:
And all my pics flopped. I think. Gah, how do you fix links?!

 

Imgr is Imgur right? Cuz I was using that one...
Do you view the image then link the new thing, along the top? Or do you just link it straight?

*has no idea what their doing*

 

Madcat as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Pony-tailed black hair
Eye Color: Lilac
Height: 161cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Yandere
Special Features: Stockings, Hair Ribbons, Frilly Clothes
Preferred Panties: White cotton
Talents: Engineering, Baking, Acting
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

Madcat's Waifu Stats
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-1233bd70a238fa838d580a81194d64a1a4782791
https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

Kyaa~~~! Though really? Decent stat in everything but loyalty >_>

 

Haruhi Suzumiya as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Long blond hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 153cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Thigh-highs, Frilly Clothes, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Bookkeeping, Baking, Sculpting

「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-62e40dfe4bef6b75c5f484e606d82f60a962429b
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

Stats:
https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

Haruhi's true form revealed!

 

Evillevi as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Long pink hair
Eye Color: Lilac
Height: 141cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Kamidere
Special Features: Stockings, Glasses, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Music, Teaching, Acting
「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-0c52580b5465c7b349d460884812042900feda2d
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

So more or less half lewd and half pure

 

2 Hot Crown Subdues The Sinful as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Short orange hair
Eye Color: Lilac
Height: 132cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Undere
Special Features: Lolita, Stockings, Kemonomimi Hairband
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Designing, Acting, Baking…
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

 

This one is better! She has glasses and long brown hair!

Suzumiya Haruhi as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Long brown hair
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 134cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Yandere
Special Features: Glasses, Thigh-highs, Lolita
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Acting, Insulting/Roasting, Negotiation
「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-e0552e9160785b0a2d561362c6768288f7a8e002
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

 

Trilonias as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Long blue hair
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 164cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Hair Ribbons, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Music, Gaming, Baking

「 」About 49% Lewd~

> https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

> https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

And my bedroom skills are where it's at. Interesting.

 

Tank man as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Braided pink hair
Eye Color: Indigo
Height: 159cm
Cup Size: B
Dere-type: Undere
Special Features: Stockings, Lolita, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Negotiation, Cooking, Gardening

About 65% lewd.

 

Oh boy.

Spoiler: Waifu Description

Not too bad honestly, the God Complex isn't too bad.

 

Apparently I'm amazing in bed?

Could not figure out how to stick an image in for some reason, so links instead:
https://imgur.com/a/NXdp2
https://imgur.com/a/9WIg3

 

Hmm, not entirely inaccurate, amusingly enough. Though being made out as a flat-chested loli hurts my pride a bit.

 

It is the Imperator's true form.

 

Wootius as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Twin-tailed white hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 140cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Stockings, Glasses, Frilly Clothes
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Writing, Athleticism, Cooking
「 」

75% Pure, 25% lewd.

It'll due, for now. Dreadful hair though.

 

You can always dye it.

And now because I can:

Spoiler: Homura

Akemi Homura as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Twin-tailed blond hair
Eye Color: Indigo
Height: 151cm
Cup Size: A
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Stockings, Glasses, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Gardening, Designing, Insulting/Roasting

「 」
96 % Pure, 4 % Lewd

Whelp... this is strangely accurate in some ways and then just totally off in others... Let's try this..

Spoiler: Madoka

Kaname Madoka as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight brown hair
Eye Color: Lilac
Height: 140cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Scarf, Hair Ribbons, Stockings
Preferred Panties: White cotton
Talents: Music, Insulting/Roasting, Bookkeeping

「 」
74 % Purity, 26 % Lewd

Huh... this has very little accurate at all...

Spoiler: Sayaka

Sayaka Miki as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Short orange hair
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 152cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Lolita, Stockings, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Photography, Acting, Athleticism

「 」
71 % Lewdness, 29 % Purity

Again pretty off... and kinda weird, does it give everyone hair ribbons? I guess Sayaka would't mind the upgrade to her bust.

Spoiler: Kyoko

Sakura Kyoko as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Braided brown hair
Eye Color: Black
Height: 162cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Kuudere
Special Features: Lolita, Glasses, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Designing, Programming, Lying

「 」
61% Lewdness 39 % Purity

Whelp... now that is really nothing like her.

Spoiler: Mami

Tomoe Mami as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight blond hair
Eye Color: Silver
Height: 146cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Glasses, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Acting, Gardening, Teaching

「 」
57 % Lewd, 43 % Purity

Mami kept her hair, but is now flat as a board.

 

kahn as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight orange hair
Eye Color: Black
Height: 159cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Lolita, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Photography, Sewing, Leading

Pretty much a demonic princess, what with the black eyes and bright orange hair.

What makes it though is the other test, Stats as a waifu:

Cuteness: 2
Housewife Caps: 3
Loyalty: 4 (Average?)
Charm: 4 (Average?)
Bedroom Skills: 10

At least I can suck the life out of my lovers and ride em like stallions.

Maybe I'm a succubus queen?

 

Hmm.

 

Hmm... let's try it!
Bocwyrm:
Hairstyle: Twin-tailed black hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 131cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Hair Ribbons, Glasses, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: White cotton
Talents: Gaming, Baking, Programming




That's actually surprisingly close to real life, and the parts that aren't are acceptable. Thigh highs, glasses, princessy attitude- wait. 131 cm is...
Why am I so goddamn short?!
I'm a pintsized busty baking princess? So strange.

Let's try this with some other names.

necrolectric:
Hairstyle: Braided blue hair
Eye Color: Silver
Height: 165cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Thigh-highs, Scarf, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Engineering, Communication, Programming



Okay, that's better. Still a little shorter than I'd like, but there's a more reasonable boob size-height ratio. Personality traits are a little off, but the lewdness does fit with the fact that this is the screen name I use for QQ.

Just for yucks, let's see what my real name gets me:

Spoiler

Hairstyle: Pony-tailed green hair
Eye Color: Purple
Height: 165cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Kamidere
Special Features: Thigh-highs, Stockings, Lolita
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Engineering, Programming, Lying


Aside from the god-complex, I think I could live with that.

 

Sailorpizza as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Straight pink hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 164cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Deredere
Special Features: Kemonomimi Hairband, Frilly Clothes, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Teaching, Designing, Engineering
「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-b992d1ab7d73c51a54c03d6423e0bbf2b59b52fb
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207\

Wow i'm a very weird yet cute waifu

 

Jimmy as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Briaded green hair
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 136cm (WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL SO SHORT)
Cup Size: B
Dere-type: Kamidere (I allow this)
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Glasses, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic (I also allow this.)
Talents: Gardening, Sculpting, Insulting/Roasting
Lewdness: 68%
Delicacy/Purity: 32%
So close and yet so far.

Housewife Capabilities: 4/10
Loyalty: 6/10
Charm: 5/10
Bedroom Skills: 8/10
Cuteness: 1/10
I am offended by the accuracy of these statements.

 

It's broken, there's no way my lewdness is that low.

Also, fucking kuudere?

Not me, my dudes, I'm the spastic socializer.

As in I try but fail at socializing

 

Eisen as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Long pink hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 164cm
Cup Size: A
Dere-type: Tsundere
Special Features: Kemonomimi Hairband, Glasses, Scarf
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Imagination, Bookkeeping, Communication

「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-a940ecaf75fe0e8efb47fb071ec0ce3bd2f93ee1
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

*Opens mouth* *closes mouth*

I... Hmm... I won't deny that I like pink-haired character but I didn't expect it to be me. Laughing at communication talent since if anything, I'm using it to get away from communicating.