Senevri
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Batman's not a bachelor so it's actually a handy misdirection.Isn't heavily implying that Batman is a bachelor rather unprofessional what with secret identities and all?
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Batman's not a bachelor so it's actually a handy misdirection.Isn't heavily implying that Batman is a bachelor rather unprofessional what with secret identities and all?
Isn't heavily implying that Batman is a bachelor rather unprofessional what with secret identities and all?
I don't know, but I keep hearing stories about rats and children? Or kidnapping?
True, dust and grime do not play nice with microcircuitry liek you might find in a Cold Gun. And good to see him actually making real food, instead of tossing some ready-to-eat crap in the microwave. Guess he takes his food seriously.20th October 2012
09:41 GMT -6
Lenny plonks a plate of fried food down in front of Mr. Harkness and me, while Mr. Harkness continues to stare at me over the rim of his coffee mug. He then heads back to the cooker to plate up what's left for himself. Lenny's kitchen is pretty clean, something that's at odds with the homes of a lot of supervillains and something I put down to the fact that he probably does electronic engineering in here.
And that would give a man some good habits in his home life. If only to avoid being like the old man.Watching 'Captain Cold' work a frying pan, grill and griddle was an interesting experience. I enjoy cooking, but I've never bothered putting the sort of effort into a fried breakfast that he is without really thinking about it. And then I looked a little close, and I understand. It's not like his father was going to feed them.
Heh. guessing this is not the first time these two have spent a night drinking. Presumably they'd usually have a few other Rogues around, but with Lenny going straight, as it were..."Ketchup?"
Lenny looks around and then shifts his eyes up-
"Cupboard behind you."
...Might help if you looked where you were reaching, mate.-before moving back to the fried egg he's transferring.
I pick up my knife and fork, pinning the fried slice and cutting through a segment. Mr. Harkness puts down his coffee mug and sidles out of his chair, reaching back for the cupboard handle-.
"Mister Harkness." And cut through the bacon, pleased that Lenny didn't microwave it as Wallace used to. "I.. don't know why you're acting like this. We've never fought each other. I don't have anything against you."
Mr. Harkess flicks his eyes towards Lenny as I put my fork in my mouth, and Lenny shrugs.
Feeling a bit insulted, Digger? You should see how he treated the Arrows back in the day."And if you can pick fights with a man who runs at the speed of light while armed with a bent stick, I'm-"
"It's carbon fibre-reinforced plastic."
All the more amusing when you consider that his son has limited Super-speed powers of his own."-sure-. Oh. Sorry. Carbon fibre-reinforced plastic. I'm sure you can avert your eyes for five seconds to get some ketchup."
He considers for a moment as Lenny takes his place at the head of the table, then turns around, flicks open the cupboard, plucks out the ketchup and returns to the table in about a second.
Still a bit suspicious, eh? And OL is usually so disarmingly charming."My compliments to the chef."
Lenny's mouth is already full, but he nods pleasantly. Mr. Harkness-
Heh, the old sausage sizzle sanger. Let me guess, he'll roll it up and eat it? Like a taco or a burrito, if you've never seen the process."Diggah."
-squirts a circle of ketchup onto his first fried bread slice, then puts the bottle down and begins piling fried food on top of it.
...That's not a no on the rolled front. Let me guess, OL figures he can poach Boomerang from the Rogues too? I mean, given some of his crazier trick boomerang designs (Seriously, the Silver Age was weird. Must have been the drugs of the 60's.)"Digger."
I take a card with my name on it out of subspace and hold it up, facing him. He frowns at it as he finishes assembling his fried sandwich, then picks it up and takes a squelchy bite.
Not unless you suddenly became a magic teacher in the last year, no.
I imagine more than a few tech-based villains would find their caches of tech missing if they ever got out of jail, with OL around.I smile at Lenny and shake my head. "I found a way to meet his desires lawfully. He can come back to Central City, but unless he's pickup up some of his technology-"
And he shouldn't be, because I did look for anything like that.
The original meeting, for the curious. How far OL's come..."-he's got no real reason to come back." Lenny affects a look of mild hurt. "Other than the fine company."
Digger frowns. "It's been bugging me. First time we met. What was that crack you made about New Zealand?"
And while Australia and New Zealand have a long-standing rivalry, mostly on sporting fields, there is still a sort of antagonistic friendship between the countries."I said that if you meet someone with an antipodean accent, you should ask if they're from New Zealand. If they are, then they'll be happy-."
He nods. "Like it, because you didn't say 'Australia', and if they're from Aus they'll just laugh. I've been bleedin' tryin' to remember that for a year."
Enough to get you looking over your shoulder, huh?I scoop up some more bacon. "Glad I could help."
"Yeah, and I was wondering when you was gonna reappear. Just walk up to me in a bar, then next time I hear about you it's because you've grabbed Kedebra."
...You throw boomerangs and rob banks."There was never any plan for me to come after you."
"What, I'm not worth your time?"
Yeah, don't let your ego write checks your ass can't cash, Digger.I wave my fork as a chew, then swallow. "I can take you in if you want?"
He freezes for a moment. "Hey. Come on now."
Yes, well... I can figure the Rogues having a vested interest in the Flash's temperament. If all it took is one bad day for him to go all Punisher...I shake my head as a I take another bite.
"Did something happen to the Flash?" I turn back to Lenny as he gazes at me. "When I was inside. He paid me a visit after I got back. Didn't sound like himself."
And that news is probably going to be in the Rogues' ears as soon as Digger can get to a phone, I bet."He boarded one of the Sheeda harvest ships. I don't think he'd seen anything quite that horrific before."
"More than that."
"He also killed their queen, while we were talking to the person she fled to for protection-" Digger leans back slightly. "-under flag of truce."
Hey, the Rogues have always tried to keep their hands reasonably clean. Unless someone really pisses them off... Helps keep the prison sentences short, after all.Lenny nods. "Yeah. That'd do it. She had it coming, but that would mess him up."
"Not your problem any more, mate."
And I can't help but imagine him having a moment of cold sweat, and reconsidering his life choices."Yeah." Lenny smiles at his former colleague. "Sucks for you, though."
Digger just takes another bite, while Lenny point at my plate with his knife.
Hey, it looks good on the rap sheet for parole hearings."Any good? I spent a lot of time working in prison kitchens."
"Yes, thank-."
Digger looks dubious. "Prison kitchens? When did they let you anywhere near-?"
And when a man whose chilli can make the Manhunter cry and Aquaman beg for water says it's 'okay', you know you did well."Every bachelor should master at least one meal, even if he doesn't usually cook for himself. One of the proudest moment in my early career was Green Arrow calling my chilli 'okay', and I know that Batman does a mean steak."
"Anyone can fry." Lenny uses knife and fork to crack a slice of fried toast. "Takes practice to do it well."
And yes, Aussie men of Digger's time usually know their way around a barbecue.Digger nods. "I can-."
"Not including barbecues. Inside, with an oven."
...Also a relic of Digger's time: Casual bigotry."Oh." He appears to sour on the concept. "Just queers then."
"Um." I make a show of tilting my head back as I mentally match the male members of the Justice League to their female paramours. "No, as far as I know all of the men of the Justice League are straight."
To be fair, the world probably thinks she 'eats more pussy than Alf', to paraphrase one internet wag. Because, you know, an entire island of women?"You mean the women aren't? 'cause I've always wondered about Wonder Woman."
"Um. Honestly? Diana's an Amazon, so I just sort of assumed?" They both nod. "But, having worked with her, and talked to other Themyscirans about it, I'm starting to wonder if she's a closeted straight woman."
...Well, consider how the world sees it.Digger frowns. "How's that work?"
"In our culture, homosexuality was traditionally taboo and is definitely a minority interest anyway. You don't come out as straight. On Themyscira-."
Hartley Rathaway, aka the Pied Piper. Openly homosexual since the late 90's, and a close ally of Wally West for a lot of his tenure. And an expert in sonic technologies."There aren't any men on Themyscira. It's not the same thing."
"I got hit on once, and she waited until there wasn't anyone else around. Though speaking of queers, what is Pied Piper doing with himself these days?"
He told a lie in order to have Malvolio be less likely to dislike Barry for what he did.How is Barry doing since he killed the Sheeda Queen? btw I remember Paul told Malvolio that the reason for Flash doing that is cause he spent most of the war in Flash-time is this true or did the Sheeda kill someone Barry loved?
What's the truth? Why did Barry kill the Sheeda Queen?He told a lie in order to have Malvolio be less likely to dislike Barry for what he did.
Dark Knights of Steel came out in 2022, Paragon shouldn't know any comics past 2013.
You throw boomerangs and rob banks.You're hardly a global threat.
Yes, well... I can figure the Rogues having a vested interest in the Flash's temperament. If all it took is one bad day for him to go all Punisher...
Hartley Rathaway, aka the Pied Piper. Openly homosexual since the late 90's, and a close ally of Wally West for a lot of his tenure. And an expert in sonic technologies
How is Barry doing since he killed the Sheeda Queen? btw I remember Paul told Malvolio that the reason for Flash doing that is cause he spent most of the war in Flash-time is this true or did the Sheeda kill someone Barry loved?
He told a lie in order to have Malvolio be less likely to dislike Barry for what he did.
Yes, because the SI's name is 'Paul', and he said it with his mouth full of delicious fried food. The missing 'P' becomes ' and the "s are there because he's speaking.Because it has three ' at the beginning and only two at the end.
Diggah was apparently reading what was on Paul's card and said 'uwl' but you wrote it as " 'uwl " when it should be "'uwl'".
He hasn't got that far in his reflecting process yet.Huh, makes me think, is barry now less mad at Paul for killing?
When was that?"I got hit on once, and she waited until there wasn't anyone else around.
It happened in Episode 66: Resurrectionists. Paul went to find Thana and came across an Amazon who wished to bear Paul's child.
It happened in Episode 66: Resurrectionists. Paul went to find Thana and came across an Amazon who wished to bear Paul's child.
Makes me wonder how much Amazon homonormativity owes to the aversion to reproduction and children (tying them to the dissolution of the community and thus state) for the reasons Hippolyta first outlined with the whittle baby phenomenon- arguably an inversion of heteronormativity in other places where reproduction and children and the whole (nuclear) family ideal are an essential aspect of community and thus state, with alternate sexualities being in 'conflict' with that.I think she primarily wanted to just fuck him, but I could be wrong.
Apparently, Pied Piper got his life together without prompting, got back in contact with his parents and got a legitimate sound engineering job while moonlighting with the Alliance
"I have learned that these books are too small." A tendril turns the page for Xalitan
"I've learned that the things that are the bedrock of my life are transitory, not the same even a generation ago
That the things I want are things I've been raised to want by Thanagar's leaders rather than things that emerged freely from my mind, and that I want them anyway."
"Um." He glances at the other two, and Lantern Dul nods pointedly. "I.. do not… Believe that is correct, Illustres
I nod, smiling. "Or use many colours. My homeworld's Violet Lantern let me use her ring for a few minutes
"All seven? So you could switch between them?"
"No."
Dul frowns. "All at once? How could someone combine-?"
"No."
Xalitan nods. "Self. You would not use each of the colours. You would use what they share. Manifesting the self in the universe. The self of you. The self of all."
"I think that my friend Alan could help create a Blue Central Power Battery, if it came to it.
The Zamorans don't like me enough to explain how they did it."
"White." I hold up my right hand and generate a sigil, a triangle with seven lines radiating outward. There's no difficulty in creating it as there would be with one of the other colours
If you get an opportunity to borrow a ring of a different colour, take it
I'm a little surprised that Paul would share info on the White Light with anyone, especially with someone who's more loyal to someone/something else like Paran Dul."What colour would it be?" Xalitan frowns thoughtfully as he returns his ring to ring left ring finger. "A ring where all colours were one."
"White." I hold up my right hand and generate a sigil, a triangle with seven lines radiating outward. There's no difficulty in creating it as there would be with one of the other colours. "Naturally. A combination of all of the light wavelengths."
Lantern Dul stares at it. "Is that what we're trying to create?"
"No. Ah, not specifically. It would be too provocative to the Guardians and Zamarons, as well as a lot of unaligned maltusians, to even try something like that. To say nothing of how hard it would be to actually use for anything. So!"
Paul already demonstrated it, when he was helping Sephtian in turning the Star Sapphire in to the Staff of Love. He found that making the sigil actually created a link to the plane of love, causing his construct to destabilize.So you find it difficult to actually generate the symbols of the other colors?
I'm a little surprised that Paul would share info on the White Light with anyone, especially with someone who's more loyal to someone/something else like Paran Dul
I only remember Ghia'ta lending her ring to Paul, not Dame Carol Ferris. Did this happen offscreen?I nod, smiling. "Or use many colours. My homeworld's Violet Lantern let me use her ring for a few minutes, and I've given her apprentice an orange ring."
the fuck she gonna doI'm a little surprised that Paul would share info on the White Light with anyone, especially with someone who's more loyal to someone/something else like Paran Dul.
Thank you, corrected.
No, I think that works.
Thank you, corrected.Is this meant to be 'not one' or just a slightly odd turn of phrase?
An Orange Lantern is never too big. Nor is he too small; he's precisely as large as he wants to be.
I only remember Ghia'ta lending her ring to Paul, not Dame Carol Ferris. Did this happen offscreen?
But right afterwards he said he gave the apprentice of Earth's Violet Lantern his ring to use, which is what happened to Ghia'ta.Ghia'ta is technically Earth's Violet Lantern seeing as she's living there and using a Violet Ring.
As such, that should say: "A Violet Lantern who's staying on my homeworld let me use her ring for a few minutes, and I in turn gave her an orange ring for her own use."I nod, smiling. "Or use many colours. My homeworld's Violet Lantern let me use her ring for a few minutes, and I've given her apprentice an orange ring."
That seems like a rather dangerous assumption given Sinestro spanked Paragon the last time they met."He didn't create one. Sinestro's personal lantern is designed to maintain its own link, though it's weaker than it would be with a Central Power Battery. Neither Sinestro nor Kalmin had the sort of intensity of fear in them that would allow them to make a Central Power Battery, even if they knew how to.