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  1. Aegonthebeardless

    Fourth head of the Dragon (SI/OC into Younger brother of Aegon the conqueror)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    When people talk about the afterlife, they never mention the part where you get thrown into your favorite fantasy series. After dying quite pathetically via the tripping of some stairs at the tender age of 17 (Okay, I wasn´t paying attention to where I stepped, but I totally needed to answer...
  2. Merovich

    Kodoku (Shino Aburame SI)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    For any interested. You can read this on SB
  3. KitsuneObsessedFreak

    Mercenary DxD

    So. I'm posting another thing here. And it's a collab between myself, Ozimyy, and Alanstrocity from my discord. Wish me luck. Waking up in a new world, one that seems to be a mash of a couple really popular fandoms is a kinda fun writing exercise. If you wanna nitpick over it being not canon...
  4. Masked Dusk

    My Little Eldritch Horror's Vacation (RWBY/ Crack)
    Threadmarks: Volume 1, Episode 1 Just A Horror on Vacation

    I'm not actually sure what my name is. Sure, people might assume they know my name and gave me more than a few over the years. The Unspeakable One, The King in Yellow, Him Who is Not to be Named, Assatur, Xastur, H'aaztre, Kaiwan, and Hastur are simply the most common ones. People have...
  5. GamertagzFTW

    Worm: the Lawyering (Dead)
    Threadmarks: Saint has a very bad day

    Worm: the Lawyering Chapter One: Saint has a very bad day. Saint stood, dumbfounded, as he realized what was happening. These unknowns had come in taken Ascalon, and we're already working to free Dragon. This was a tragedy in the making, the machine couldn't be trusted. "Officer, you don't...
  6. Akakiru

    Reading Kronos talks about his children

    Summary: The Gods find out what Kronos thinks about them. Warning: Bestia is Hestia Kronos about his children It had been a normal day at Olympus in the meeting of the Winter Solstice as suddenly fate appeared before them and seemed to not be able to stop laughing. The Fates: "Here you...
  7. TCGM

    Will of Terra (Continued)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 5 - Lunacy

    As Writer hath given permission and TC hath requested and pledged, so mote it be; Will of Terra continues here. See proof of handoff if doubts exist within your mind. Previous Thread (TheJustWriter's Will of Terra)...
  8. rkyeun

    Rkyeun's rejected scraps.

    I probably won't ever write another chapter of this, I don't even have a name for the damn thing, but what the hell. I was in a mood and needed to do something to vent and writing feels good when I get into flow and posting things makes me feel good even if I think it sucks. So have some crack...
  9. r6winfero

    Snape, I need you to kill a baby [Harry Potter, crack, one shot]

    One day, Voldermort, the evilest evil wizard of evil evilness searched for a baby named Harry Potter. "I have heard of a prophecy," said evil wizard Voldermort, who cut his soul into pieces like a My Chemical Romance song, "That someone named Harry Potter is prophesied to defeat me. That just...
  10. Brockton Bay Nights [Worm Crackfic]
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    --- Armsmaster "Armsmaster, this is Console. We have reports of a parahuman fight east of your location. Be aware, Lung may be present." "Understood, Console. Moving to investigate," I use my left hand to make sure my beard is in perfect order before turning around and accelerating towards the...
  11. TCGM

    The Only Winning Move Is Overwhelming Firepower [PA Multicross SI]

    Description: This will be my poor, poor SI's cracky misadventures as a PA Commander throughout the multiverse. Alright, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. All aboard the Crackship, choo choo! The chapters will likely be shorter than my other stories. Call it an experiment. First snippet should be...
  12. Starfox5

    Reformed, Returned and Really Trying (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: Breakout

    Reformed, Returned, and Really Trying Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters in the Harry Potter books or movies. Summary: AU. With Albus dead, there’s only one wizard left continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There’s no better choice for defeating a...
  13. RandytheBlackKnight

    Multiversal News Service
    Threadmarks: Report 1

    The screen flickered, static creating a small light in the otherwise pitch black area, and then suddenly it stopped, the faint hissing was replaced by music while the black and white gave way to a dazzling array of colors. Once the intro ran down the image shifted, a man in black gothic plate...
  14. TCGM

    I Am Ziz [Worm SI!Simurgh]
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1 - Entry, Re-Entry, Entrance

    I Am Ziz This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. SI as Ziz, the Simurgh, Her Unholyness of Feathers, with her along for the ride. Possibly (probably) inspired by a certain other series of fics. No longer just a plot bunny. FFN rated T for light, Worm-style...
  15. TCGM

    Ancient Legos [Worm/Stargate]

    Ancient Legos Story Description: This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas...
  16. d.fish

    Silly Tales of the Super Girl (MCU Supergirl SI)
    Threadmarks: 1.1 Tony 1

    Notes: I wanted to try at doing a SI without ever showing the SI's POV. Even though he was in a machine, Tony felt out of breath. It really was a pity that he couldn't enjoy the whiskey he poured out for himself. If only Loki had the class to take the offer to drink. But then, as Tony thought...
  17. CptTagon

    Alright QQ, What Makes a Sandwich?

    A discussion with my family brought this question up. What, to you, makes a sandwich? Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is a hamburger a sandwich? Is a burrito a sandwich? What do you think?
  18. Ack

    Ack's Random Crack Fic One-Shots
    Threadmarks: Index

    Any time I have a silly idea, or someone else comes up with one, that I think is worth putting a few lines toward, I'll try to put it here. That way, all the crazy can be contained in the one location. Yeah, good luck with that. Index Talk Like an Aussie Day (below) The Great Tattletale...
  19. Unfortunately Contrary [Silly][DC][SI]
    Threadmarks: 1-1

    Crossposting from SB and SV. This is a silly little thing I put together. I know where I'm going with it, but am not really taking the writing seriously, so expect updates to be sporadic. Still, there are enough hints even in this section for you to get the general gist of what's going on. There...
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