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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Well, I'm a quite attractive redhead with green eyes and lots of magical power.

    There's a lot I'd do.:p
     
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  2. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    Hmm, well I'd find myself a young hot Britannian to serve of course~

    TricksterPriest, you up for the job?
     
  3. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    Fly around and take out my anger on people who piss me off.
     
  4. MagnusMagma

    MagnusMagma Getting out there.

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    Start working on my Space Marines. Or begin the unification of Terra ahead of schedule.
     
  5. John Masaki

    John Masaki #1 Earthbound Fanatic

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    You know, one of my headcanons is that Ness is either the GEOM or Malacador and that Earthbound is his origin story. That'd be a story worth writing, I think.

    On-topic, The first thing I do is cheer. My dream is basically to start over from childhood and do everything right. The second thing I do is groan. That means I have to quit my job...unless I can use telepathy on everyone to make it kosher. A bit unethical, but I do what I need to do to pay my bills.

    Meh, I have psychic powers now, even if I'm split between four teenage boys. The world is my oyster. Let's get to it!
     
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  6. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I could see Ness as Malcador, with him being the only one that could maintain what semblance of optimism and hope the Emperor had. Essentially, MalcaNess is not only his closest friend... but an example of all the best things about mankind.
     
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  7. TRm

    TRm Experienced.

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    Well, since this is active again and I've changed avatars since my last post, I guess I can do this again... I am now a version of Nagisa Shiota with Tentacles; I guess I probably use stealth for various reasons but turning into a 15ish year old might causes some annoyances with daily life (especially a particularly short one)
     
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  8. Pinklestia

    Pinklestia Versed in the lewd.

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    Test my alicorn magic to see if it works.
     
  9. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Do I get to pick which one? Because it's either a genderbent or a species jump...
     
  10. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Forge a few rings
     
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  11. Charles Markov

    Charles Markov Making the rounds.

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    Try to avoid eating my moms cooking at any cost. Also prpbably hit the girl next door with a waterballoon or two.
     
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  12. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Magic it up in here bitches. fellow people, and not fodder for Medea lily's dark adorable experiments,
     
  13. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    No, Caster, we are not having a repeat of that last Grail War.

    I'd probably try to create some cool swords or something.
     
  14. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Pashaw, Medea Lilly is Better in all areas except the chest.
     
  15. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    And which animes did she appear in? Meanwhile OG Medea has appeared in an anime series and movie

    Checkmate atheists
     
  16. Carrnage

    Carrnage Well worn.

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    I'd try to bring people together.
     
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  17. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Does that really checkmate the athiests, or are you just trying to slide that in there too Satan?
     
  18. Protodermis

    Protodermis Has seen plenty of weird shit.

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    In this order:
    1. Play with myself.
    2. Panic a bit cause red eyes may look cool in anime, do not mix well with sunlight IRL.
    3. Panic a lot cause Rei is metaphysically unstable and I might die soon cause I need medicine which does not exist.
    4. Stop panicking cause this avatar is technically Armimesael and begin to wonder what kind of angelic bullshit I can get up to.
     
  19. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    It's Actually Satan. The Actually is important. (you get a cookie if you get the reference)

    Damnit you saw through my plot! Now I'm gonna have to drag you into Hell my reality marble!
     
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  20. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    The abridged series that got me to bother watching Fate, and then left me disappointed because it wasn't half as good as the abridged series.
     
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  21. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Yeah, I didn't like FSN as much as the abridged, but I did like Fate Zero though. I also liked Fate Apocrypha due to a...certain character.

    And now I've began sinking so much time into FGO that I'm beginning to rethink my life choices
     
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  22. waffelmeister

    waffelmeister In the State of Denial

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    I guess I become breakfast.
     
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  23. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    I am now an evil spirit (it's the ahoge) while also holding a cock. Life is good all things considered.
     
  24. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    At least it's a cool looking waffle. You'd have that going for you.
     
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  25. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    "Hey babe, wanna see my rod?"
     
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  26. Limbo

    Limbo By Slaanesh, How Deprived.

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    Have fun being a Dark Eldar then become an assassin or something.

    Then fuck with this guy.
     
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  27. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    I wanna see it.
     
  28. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Well what do you see! A girl in a bodysuit tighter than can be! Just leaves nothing to the imagination, why my friend if you come with me we can plaster your image across the nation! Become famous, a star! Just sign right here!
     
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  29. Raboto

    Raboto Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Run as fast as I can to Jasper and hopefully I won't get killed by hunters, wolves or bears.

    aha, a fellow seller of anomalies! Boy do I have a deal for you, just sign this paper here with your full name followed by your maiden name and date of birth, this will net you a personal visit to a man named Connor, very important fellow who's anomalous abilities have given him much sway in this world, just follow these security personal and they'll take you right to him!

    the SCP foundation is not responsible for any wrongdoing that befalls you, perceived or otherwise.
     
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  30. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Why I'm mighty intrigued but sad to say there's just not enough room on this here paper for me to sign, so I'll give you a deal this pen right here will let you sign it! Never runs out of ink nor sprains your hand but careful now you might run out of blood cause it uses that but don't you worry your body should be used to it considering the vampire that drank out of your neck last night.

    But oh what can you do, the Connor fellow as you say is already on my VIP! He may be in a bit of a delay but I'm sure that he'll call me soon enough for those anomalies on yonder!

    Now I must be off a kid in Japan just got hit by a delivery truck and I want to try my hand at the Isekai show! Woah! Be sure to tune in to Channel Quasmi 280 at 5! PM! It's a nightly show!
     
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