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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. DAWinz

    DAWinz Illest Villain

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    10 Jeff bombs.... and 1000 nukes!!!
     
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  2. Omida

    Omida Making yakitori

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    ... First, curse Merlin for sudden disappearance of dick. Then fire Excalibur off, because at this point, why the hell not?

    Then I will probably go see if having a sword thrown at me by some watery tart still entitles me to anything. If I am lucky, old age nerfed Lizzy enough I will be able to wrestle the throne away from her. Then it's just sweet, sweet time of being a royal in constitutional monarchy.

    If swords from watery tarts are no longer sufficient basis for settling succession issues, I will probably catch a plane for some third world warlord state and try this ruling gig again. Can't do worse job then the last guy in that place :V.
     
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  3. Chaos Fantasy

    Chaos Fantasy Versed in the lewd.

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    This is somehow really hilarious to me since I recall there being some Fate lore that Merlin gave Artoria dick so she could have sex with Guinevere, apperantly he did it as a joke (or to "complete" the disguise) as I've read.
     
  4. Bisaster

    Bisaster Disappointed.

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    Troll the shit out of everyone. Also get myself some Golden Saint and Dark Seducer waifus.
     
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  5. zup

    zup Experienced.

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    Be very confused.
     
  6. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Really, I don't anticipate much changing about my life, aside an ability to survive acts of violence that would kill any living thing, but I have zero intentions of ever using because "survival" is not "immune to pain."

    Maybe get a job as a voice actor impersonating Jason Alexander?
     
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  7. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Interesting. I wonder how much call there is for a good Jason Alexander impression?
     
  8. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Not much, but one of these days there's going to be a renaissance of 90s-style adult comedy cartoons... and by that time the actual Jason Alexander will probably be dead...
     
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  9. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    As per usual, I admire my newfound hotness and probably end up doing some shit I can't really say due to this not being an NSFW section.
     
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  10. Charles Markov

    Charles Markov Getting sticky.

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    Time to see if NASA really did land kn the moon, regardless of if they did or not fire a bunch of phaser fire at the moon, causing chaos. destroy and probes in the solar system and then listen to the panicked radio chatter until I get bored and find another planet to play with.
     
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  11. DavidMswdlvr2

    DavidMswdlvr2 RWBY fan seeks digivice & gunscythe

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    I'm the guy who just exalted. Time to study Science and medicine!
     
  12. Nolrai2

    Nolrai2 Can't count

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    THats a pretty interesting combination of skill.
     
  13. Wyrd

    Wyrd In the name of the Moon, I will f#@k your shit up!

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    Spread insanity and madness.
     
  14. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Squid girl was bullshit though she's not my avatar anymore. Her tentacles for example can break through the sound barrier.
     
  15. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Well, I'm a quite attractive redhead with green eyes and lots of magical power.

    There's a lot I'd do.:p
     
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  16. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    Hmm, well I'd find myself a young hot Britannian to serve of course~

    TricksterPriest, you up for the job?
     
  17. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Fly around and take out my anger on people who piss me off.
     
  18. MagnusMagma

    MagnusMagma Getting sticky.

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    Start working on my Space Marines. Or begin the unification of Terra ahead of schedule.
     
  19. John Masaki

    John Masaki #1 Earthbound Fanatic

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    You know, one of my headcanons is that Ness is either the GEOM or Malacador and that Earthbound is his origin story. That'd be a story worth writing, I think.

    On-topic, The first thing I do is cheer. My dream is basically to start over from childhood and do everything right. The second thing I do is groan. That means I have to quit my job...unless I can use telepathy on everyone to make it kosher. A bit unethical, but I do what I need to do to pay my bills.

    Meh, I have psychic powers now, even if I'm split between four teenage boys. The world is my oyster. Let's get to it!
     
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  20. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I could see Ness as Malcador, with him being the only one that could maintain what semblance of optimism and hope the Emperor had. Essentially, MalcaNess is not only his closest friend... but an example of all the best things about mankind.
     
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  21. TRm

    TRm Connoisseur.

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    Well, since this is active again and I've changed avatars since my last post, I guess I can do this again... I am now a version of Nagisa Shiota with Tentacles; I guess I probably use stealth for various reasons but turning into a 15ish year old might causes some annoyances with daily life (especially a particularly short one)
     
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  22. Pinklestia

    Pinklestia Well worn.

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    Test my alicorn magic to see if it works.
     
  23. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Do I get to pick which one? Because it's either a genderbent or a species jump...
     
  24. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Forge a few rings
     
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  25. Charles Markov

    Charles Markov Getting sticky.

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    Try to avoid eating my moms cooking at any cost. Also prpbably hit the girl next door with a waterballoon or two.
     
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  26. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Magic it up in here bitches. fellow people, and not fodder for Medea lily's dark adorable experiments,
     
  27. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    No, Caster, we are not having a repeat of that last Grail War.

    I'd probably try to create some cool swords or something.
     
  28. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Pashaw, Medea Lilly is Better in all areas except the chest.
     
  29. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    And which animes did she appear in? Meanwhile OG Medea has appeared in an anime series and movie

    Checkmate atheists
     
  30. Carrnage

    Carrnage Well worn.

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    I'd try to bring people together.
     
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