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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. PiningfortheHebrides

    PiningfortheHebrides Making the rounds.

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    I'm going to need a stylist as soon as possible.
     
  2. Least Devotee

    Least Devotee Versed in the lewd.

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    Hope and pray I'm not Hollow. Probably freak out a bit. Go to work. If actually hollow hope someone else this happened to can do something about it. Cause being undead isn't that bad, being a desiccated mindless undead is.
     
  3. BobTheNinja

    BobTheNinja I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    So I wake up as a Red Saber, aka Nero Claudius. Absolutely oustanding.

    Probably the first thing I do is strip naked and get a good, long look at myself in the mirror. Assuming I don't freak the fuck out first.
     
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  4. Expendable Mook

    Expendable Mook Lord of Decay

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    Give anti-vaxxers what they deserve.
     
  5. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    I find the car of someone I hate and drop a nice, big, radioactive load on it.
     
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  6. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    > New Avatar, Let's All Love Lain

    Stare at my room unimpressed. Get more computers.
    Edit the universe's continuity so memories regarding me adjust.

    Enjoy being cuter (and "totally not" some reality-warping digital goddess *cough*).
    I might try doing something to help Uplift along.

    Also, Lisp Machine phones. Because I said so.
     
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  7. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    I'm now cute and fuzzy and a badass.
     
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  8. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    Also female, but with more confidence than the male version of the character.
     
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  9. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Well, yes, but I would think that obvious.
     
  10. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    Only to those who recognize both the character (genderbent or not) and the exact image your avatar is cropped from.
     
  11. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Maybe I’m just so used to the style I can tell from the style of the faces.
     
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  12. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor I'm so sorry

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    Apparently I'm now the most decorated US marine of all time, but I'm not sure how useful that skillset is. Either way, I probably first freak out, then contact authorities and go clothes shopping, then contact parents. I need to have means of proper ID after all, since my body is that of a person who died a while ago. Other than that I don't really know what I would do....

    Wow I'm a boring fucker.
     
  13. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Be a smug squid and invade the earth.

    And probably tentacle fuck someone somehow.

    Or just use my insane math ability and drum skills for fun and profit.
     
  14. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    This is one of those moments when I'm really annoyed at myself at picking an inanimate object as my avvie...
     
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  15. DAWinz

    DAWinz My names Jeff

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    My Nem is Jeff
     
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  16. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    How many nukes do you have now?
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. DAWinz

    DAWinz My names Jeff

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    10 Jeff bombs.... and 1000 nukes!!!
     
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  18. Omida

    Omida Lurking around.

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    ... First, curse Merlin for sudden disappearance of dick. Then fire Excalibur off, because at this point, why the hell not?

    Then I will probably go see if having a sword thrown at me by some watery tart still entitles me to anything. If I am lucky, old age nerfed Lizzy enough I will be able to wrestle the throne away from her. Then it's just sweet, sweet time of being a royal in constitutional monarchy.

    If swords from watery tarts are no longer sufficient basis for settling succession issues, I will probably catch a plane for some third world warlord state and try this ruling gig again. Can't do worse job then the last guy in that place :V.