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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Enigmatic

    Enigmatic Experienced.

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    I go off on a Neppy adventure, doing Neppy things, Nepping everyone, until I Nep the Nep away, and take a nap...Then I do it all over again!
     
  2. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Throw a hurricane at the general location of the Daesh.
     
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  3. Lifelink

    Lifelink Mythos' Time Mage

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    I immediately begin to wonder how I'm going to live my life as a being capable of creating galaxies via blacksmithing. It's not like I can visit my friends and family anymore and all the comforts of modern life are now lost to me.
     
  4. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Seems like you'll have to... create galaxies by blacksmithing? Maybe you can magic up an internet connection somehow? Is that a specific character, or just a cool image?
     
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  5. Lifelink

    Lifelink Mythos' Time Mage

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    Just seems to be a cool image I found. The artist (or so they claim) says it creates universes so I guess I can be the one sending Truck-kun on people in order to isekai them to save the world.
     
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  6. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    See? Upside. You can also create the worlds that need saving and the danger that threatens them. All of creation is your toybox.
     
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  7. G.A. Kyoki

    G.A. Kyoki Randys irresponsible handler

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    I am now an emotionless killing machine that murders everything within a 2-mile radius at the command of the unconscious will of humanity and have also lost any semblance of hope of finding a better option.

    Fuck, uh...do my job?
     
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  8. Sirrocco

    Sirrocco Tiny but ambitious squid

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    Desperately seek a source of salt water, in the few minutes I have before my gills collapse. Probably fail. Probably die.

    edit: for the bonus event, if I've been summoned by Dr Manhattan as a fingertip-sized squid with tremendous self-confidence and possible telepathic/mind-control powers? Well, Dr Manhattan is *probably* keeping me alive by some means. Given that, I'll sit tight and find out what he wants before I do anything else. Getting on the bad side of the guy who is literally keeping me alive by will alone just seems like a poor choice.

    Also, this thread gets weirdly surreal on reread after a few people have changed their avatars.
     
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  9. chrnno

    chrnno Time Traveller

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    What I would want to do is immediately test the abilities that are now available to me. What I think I would actually do is panic and immediately fuck things up by being that powerful out of nowhere.
     
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  10. Vorian

    Vorian Know what you're doing yet?

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    End of series FemNaruto/Naruko

    Hmm, real life ... short term, freak out a bit, try to figure out what's going on, use transformation to maintain my 'secret identity'.

    Fun times with the new body, clones, and transformation as soon as I'm more turned on than weirded out by the situation.

    Longer term ... negative emotion sense would eventually compel me to act if nothing else did.

    Probably try to stay below the radar as long as possible. Goal is to create a world where I'm not needed, not one that's dependent on me much less one I have to rule. If I do feel the need to go public or do anything flashy, I'll use Naruko form for that and follow Superman rules of engagement while in that persona, using transformed clones for more covert actions.

    Employ clones to hone my stealth and infiltration skills and learn as much as I can about everything. Start with mainly search and rescue operations in response to natural disasters and work my way up to more complex problems as I learn what I'm doing.





    In DC ... try to figure out what continuity I'm in, Rebirth I'd recognize as soon as I found information on Superman. Then the first thing on the agenda is to track down the Joker and eliminate him via Truth Seeking Balls - nothing less than total soul destruction will do for that one. Vandal Savage is probably second on that list.

    Then some serious level grinding to prepare for the big threats and see about spreading chakra to the less corrupt police forces and street level heroes. Probably set up an off-earth base as soon as I have the means for the purpose of clone-training more destructive jutsu and seal research.

    As for the big blue himself, no idea as I haven't the slightest clue what he's actually up to as of yet.
     
  11. Komrade Comrade

    Komrade Comrade Comrade

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    Be sad at the missed opportunity to become an overpowered protagonist. Also sad at the loss of thumbs. Enjoy new hat.
     
  12. kokuenDG

    kokuenDG Altera my Love~❤

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    Find a jacket. It's cold as fuck where I live right now.
     
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  13. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp Know what you're doing yet?

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    My (relatively) squishy boi could use a steed. You up for experiments involving ectoplasm and magic? Too many gods around...
     
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  14. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    You are good doggo. I rub belly :V
     
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  15. Komrade Comrade

    Komrade Comrade Comrade

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    Both of you turn into girls first. Then it's ok.

    I guess I can try to leverage my new hat into godlike power in a series of improbably favorable trade ups, seeing as the world has been hit with the transforming magic stick.
     
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  16. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Well considering I'm bound up and horny, I try to find a sex partner before removing my bindings.
     
  17. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    Santas wear coats.

    I think.
     
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  18. Pyeknu

    Pyeknu Cross-Dimensional Magical Sith GIrl

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    I go forth and try to find my Brother Darling,
     
  19. Master of Squirrel-fu

    Master of Squirrel-fu Judging You Internally Moderator

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    Well, now I'm a judgemental ninja magical girl.

    Irl, probably steal crap and make money performing. If I'm in the original setting, freak out at the multiple existential crisi that occur due to being in a fictional world I made where I'm a street level threat in a setting that has to semi regularly put down threats capable of exploding the planet by accident.
     
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  20. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    >I would move around veeeeery carefuly since my avatar is ludicrusly strong.

    >Then go to my bed to jill myself since this is one of my transformation fantasies.

    >Then realise that my tits will always be noticably bigger than the biggest in the area.

    >Mess around and see if I can somehow control this.

    >Try not to freak out while figuring out how to tell this to my family.

    >Find a way to get Isekai'd in Dragon Ball and/or find a way to open portals between worlds.

    >????

    >Profit.
     
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  21. OverMaster

    OverMaster I'm fed up with everything

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    I'm not the real Frieza, just some guy doing a bad cosplay of him, so I guess I better go home and take the costume off before I'm laughed at by someone passing by.

    But you're a Heroic Spirit. You can just shrug the cold off.
     
  22. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    Free costume though, so there's that.
     
  23. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Uh... I might gloat a bit to my sister because I'm hotter now?

    Go swimming? Hit the gym and make other peeps feel inadequate as I lift weights?

    Lie low and just live my life? Honestly, I have no fucking idea. Whatever the case, I'd first have to masturbate because that's what you do in this type of situation.
     
  24. DAWinz

    DAWinz Vagabond

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    I salt the Earth of my enemies. I do that normally anyways, but by collecting their tears first
     
  25. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Know what you're doing yet?

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    Step 1: Melt.
    Step 2: Coalesce somewhere else.
    Step 3: Find Senpai. If DC Universe, said Senpai will be a villain and will be doted on until resistance (and crime) ceases.
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: Live happily ever after. Probably. At least until some world-destroying threat comes along.

    For those not in the know, my avatar is an MGE Shoggoth.
     
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  26. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Oh alright i understand and have fun with the body.
     
  27. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Who's your choice of "Senpai"? The Joker!?
     
  28. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Know what you're doing yet?

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    Wizards of the Coast dice roller says...

    Deathstroke, actually.

    And now I want to write a oneshot about it. Fuck.
     
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  29. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle The man who sold the world

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    Learn how to fucking shoot.
     
  30. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    just be TR-8R.
     
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