Naruto Est Imperare Orbi Universo (Dio Quest)

[X] No, I don't think so. Break his hand with The World.

 

[X] :notfunny: No, I don't think so. Break his hand with The World.

So, we break his hand, he gets interested, and then he kidnaps us. Sounds interesting.

 

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.
You hunger for power, Orochimaru? Worship the baby, and he will grant you all that you deserve.

 

Guile, have I told you that I love you?

 

[ ] Can you blame someone for having a fascination with your body (though you must admit you hadn't expected interest this early)? Leave him be until he actually makes a threatening move.

 

[X] Hmn. >:3 Grab his hair and don't let go. Let's see him talk his way out of this.


looks fun.

breaking his hand is showing WAAAAAAY too much of our cards.

 

Yyyup. Changing vote-

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry

 

[X] :notfunny: No, I don't think so. Break his hand with The World.

If we can punch the Old Monkey in the face, we should at least break the snake's hand. How else are we going to establish our street cred?

 

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

Considering that he's going to be observing our seal, will he even see our eyes?

 

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

vote change:
[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

[X] :notfunny: No, I don't think so. Break his hand with The World.

 

Ooh, neck and neck. I'm so excited!

 

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

vote change:
[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

Bah, Guile beat me with a write-in idea.

Mine was more...whimsical. And probably unwise to be honest but it'd be damn funny.

We take a page out of Genma's Saotome's book. The panda part with random signage.

I considered putting a note under our shirt that just said, "No" when Orochimaru lifts it up to inspect the seal, and Orochimaru keeps pulling off notes telling him to back off before his hand is snapped.

Then it occurred to me we may have no notes or pens. This made me sad. Then I thought:

Stop time. Break hand.

Leave note.

Oh wait, there's no pen and paper? Well he has knives, clothes, skin, and blood! That'll do nicely!

It may even get the point across even better, to communicate and tempt Orochimaru by carrying out a conversation with his body as the canvas.

Ask a question, get an answer.

Well, at least up until he dryly offers up sealing paper and ink.

I'm just imagining Orochimaru going, "Argh, son of a bitch that stings! Wait could this have killed me? I never saw it moving! But....offering to repeat never before observed phenomena. This is interesting."

In other words, Orochimaru channels XKCD.



But eh. This seems interesting. I'll give it a vote.

[X] Study the man back with eyes like his. Cold, cruel and hungry.

 

[X] Make SCIENCE to him. Aka: Study him.
Can we creep out Oro-chan?

 

[X] Until you all shared its magic with me

For a moment you consider rebuking him for his insolence; you don't permit just anyone to touch your skin, after all.

But you must admit, your days have been rather dull since you returned to the world of the living. At least on the ocean floor there had been Jonathan's lingering soul to do battle with from time to time. Whatever else the creature bound to you is, it isn't a threat to your control of this body. The visits you've been getting have been your only source of amusement; it would be a shame to cut one short.

Especially given the nature of the visit.

The old man has been kind, in the insipid way people sometimes are towards infants and animals, and you've indulged him with happy gurgles.

The woman looked on you with a mixture of fear and pity for just a moment before leaving. It was almost comical.

The weary old ox had the eyes of a philistine. In one glance he assessed your potential, but only as it related to himself and his own narrow goals. Even setting aside the fact that he underestimated you, to behave in such an openly mercenary manner before the very eyes of a desired subject offended you deeply, as a master. He does not know how lucky he is that the old man (Saru, is it?) hustled him out the door before he could get close enough for you to teach him his place. If the shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato have a bourgeois class, Danzo is undoubtedly a part of it.

But this one...

The long white fingers trace the nearly-invisible marks as skilfully as if they had drawn the seal themselves. The hands are cool against your skin, precise as a surgeon's.

Ah, those eyes... that is true passion. Pure, untainted by external factors. If he had found you at your full strength, in your proper guise, his first thought, long before fear or flight, would still have been of comprehending your power.

What an interesting fellow you are.

The hands go stock still. And then they begin to shake.

Slowly, the man's eyes look up and into yours.

Inasmuch as you can manage, you smile.

Look how he scurries! You missed being able to do that.

He's by the door now, still staring at you. After a moment his still-shaking hand finds the doorknob, and he departs as silently as he arrived.

Oh, well. You close your eyes and settle down for another invigorating nap. He'll be back.

=

The pale man does not return in the next two years. You do not worry overmuch; you have nothing but time.

And what shall you do with it? (Pick two.)

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Learn to talk

[X] Work on refining The World

[X] Work on your dexterity by playing with toys

[X] Eavesdrop on adult conversations to find out more about your situation

 

Did we just scare Orochimaru?

 

Yes. Yes you did.

 

This quest is awesome already. We just scared orochimaru before we were even over a year old.

 

Well done. We've creeped Orochimaru out.

Next goal- Eat the Shinigami.

 

Who wants to be that people from sound are going to be warned to stay away from us?

 

Well... I have no words...
[X] Learn to walk
and because we need to be able to tell them our will [X] Learn to talk.
Besides we allready have 10s timestop.

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Learn to talk

 

[X] Learn to walk
[X] Learn to talk

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Work on refining The World

Bah. Like these cretins deserve to hear the glorious sound of our voice.

We will speak when we discover someone worthy of it.