Naruto Est Imperare Orbi Universo (Dio Quest)

Honestly, Orochimaru's reaction is probably the smartest we've yet found.

Later, we find out that Orochimaru never actually stopped running, just hit the border of Fire Country and kept going. Dio considers that to be flattery suitable to one of his station.

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Work on your dexterity by playing with toys

 

Actually, the situation as a whole reminded me of this comic strip-

[img width=491 height=600]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yeycS1fw1qmdlvho1_500.png[/img]

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Work on refining The World

Since the World is a great power.

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Learn to talk

I'm sorry, but Dio without dialogue just isn't Dio. His lines are one of his best qualities!

 

Glorious. Simply glorious. Oh this is the start of a beautiful....

Hang on, what do we use to describe people who don't rate as our equals, but are still intriguing enough to retain our interest?

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Work on your dexterity by playing with toys

Whim strikes me. I'm not impartial to us appearing mute. The creepy, silent child.

Who communicates by writing beautiful calligraphy.

Fine, I'm also still holding out hope for fucking with someone by carving words into their skin via The World, but mostly because I'm amused at the thought of us being so silent.

Possibly we don't bother learning to speak because there's no one worth speaking to. When that changes, we'll consider it.

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Play with toys.

 

Depending on the flavor of intrigue, minions, projects, test subjects, or targets.

 

'Toys' or 'Playthings' works.

 

Orochimaru as a minion is hilarious. Dio!Naruto and Snake Sannin partnership: in which they travel the world being themselves, but Orochimaru takes all the blame and Naruto is assumed to be his innocent victim.

Isn't it funny? Just look how forcefully Oro-chan laughs!




Although I think we must have eaten or consumed the Kyuubi somehow. Hence how we went from nothing to full power, and Orochimaru just examined the relatively fresh seal and something nearly scared the pants off him. Either he realized something about us, or something about the seal and its contents have made him draw some conclusion.

Maybe he thinks we really are the Kyuubi now.

 

Wow not wanting to learn how to talk cause people aren't worth of us. That doesn't sound like Dio at all. Dio loves to brag from what I remember.

 

Nah. We probably hit him with killing intent.

 

:3 Oro-tan's Big Day Out!

Honestly, the standards for ANBU admission get lower every year... ah, there's the little chakra battery! Why, Minato-kun, I know you were working under stress, but I really expected better from you! This brat is giving off power like a beacon. It's delicious~!

Hm. That's odd. This Shishou Fuuin is working perfectly. There isn't a line out of place. And the supplementary seals are functioning as normal, so it isn't that the seal is empty. So...

... so it isn't leaking.

... no.

No.

... no?

OH FUCK NO. He's... there's....! It's like Manda mated with an Uchiha!










That child... will destroy the world.

 

Destroy it?

Don't be silly, Oro-tan... We do not break our toys.

Damage, perhaps, but never break.

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Learn to talk

 

[X] Work on refining The World
[X] Eavesdrop on adult conversations to find out more about your situation

 

[X] Walk
[X] Talk
Enough of this baby stuff. Dio does not abide weakness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhuxCiX9IeQ, 0:40 seconds in.

 

[X] Work on refining The World
[X] Eavesdrop on adult conversations to find out more about your situation

 

[X] Learn to walk

[X] Work on refining The World

 

I'd bet money that porn of this already exists.

 

Gamabunta: XD You are fucked up, kid.

Jiraiya: Don't start, okay? My rent's due and my publisher made an offer I couldn't refuse.

 

[12] Walking

[6] Talking

[6] The World

[3] Play

[3] Eavesdropping

If I can get a tie breaker between The World and Talking, that would be great.

 

[X]Talking

 

Gramercy, Uju!

 

[X] The boy with the broken halo

The woman who cares for you is impressed by how quickly you learn. Impressed, and frightened.

"Utako-san, I can assure you, you have no reason to worry. The matter of which you speak is under control; Naruto is a perfectly normal child."

Utako's reply is whispered, but frantic enough that you can easily hear it from the next room. "Normal children don't speak in full sentences at two years old, Lizard-san!"

Owl, whose mask looks nothing like a lizard, sighs. "Be that as it may, we can't transfer him to the orphanage. You know that."

"I know that my contract is up in half a year and I won't be renewing it. That's what I know."

Owl doesn't storm out of the room. If you hadn't caught the murmured words, "Fucking civilians..." as she entered the kitchen, you might not even know she was angry.

"Is something wrong, Naruto?" Raccoon asks, looking up from the book she's reading you.

The three female guards arrived on your first birthday, presumably because it was determined by your previous male bodyguards that Utako has neither the desire nor the ability to act as a suitable mother-figure for you. Irrelevant to your actual needs, of course, but they're nice enough girls and it's better than your social circle being confined to that unsightly harridan and the few children at the park permitted to play with you.

It is a strain to feign interest in the childish diversions they usually provide, and Owl goes out of her way to avoid actually interacting with you as much as possible, but at the moment they are your only real connection to the world outside this apartment.

Now how to answer? A polite denial? Despite the childish phrasing of the book, it is genuinely interesting; it tells the story of Konoha's founding with bright and detailed pictures. Or should you take this opportunity to attempt to remove Utako from your life?

[X] "Mn, it's nothing, Raccoon-nee-chan. Will you keep reading?"

[X] "I made Utako-san mad again." Bait the hook and move on from there.

[X] "Can we go to the park?" It's odd; you hadn't missed sunlight before, but now that it's a part of your life again you can't seem to get enough of it.

 

[X] "Can we go to the park?" It's odd; you hadn't missed sunlight before, but now that it's a part of your life again you can't seem to get enough of it.

 

[X] "Can we go to the park?" It's odd; you hadn't missed sunlight before, but now that it's a part of your life again you can't seem to get enough of it.

Hamon?

 

[X] "Can we go to the park?" It's odd; you hadn't missed sunlight before, but now that it's a part of your life again you can't seem to get enough of it.

Who knows we aint a vampire anymore so yeah migth as well be hamon.

 

[X] "I made Utako-san mad again." Bait the hook and move on from there.

Manipulative little wretch. XD