Tandem the Spoony's Next Adventure [F/SN x CM(D&D)]

I just remembered something. In the original myth it was Athena who turned Medusa into a monster. While the nasu version is different it also says that Athena was the one who caused her to start becoming a monster. We may be in trouble.

 

Specifically Athena in the Nasuverse; who've you've banged. And thus forever robbed of virginity and purity; basically ruining her reputation forever. Because it's hard to be a partron goddess of virginity if you're not, well...a virgin. I decided to give Posiedon a freebie because apparently he gave Medusa the pegasus in the Nasuverse instead of raping her and it being born from her when she dies.

So like weaboos and otakus who see their precious idol do something to ruin the image of purity, the people and many gods turned on her; it all went downhill from there...

Also, you weren't a Greek god; you just offended them bad enough to be forever exiled from Olympus. You were basically a demigod of Fharlanghn; god of travels and patron of adventurers. You were basically a glorified party crasher who ended up banging the daughter of the owner of the millionaire who's mansion the party was in.

Edit: I'm telling you this because it'd probably be covered in your Bardic Lore/Knowledge, and because it seems like the kinda thing Tandem would remember. Especially since Daddy's Little Girl did all of jack shit to bail you out; bitch.

 

So... I'm not sure. Does that mean Medusa would be cool with us, hate us because we're an idiot adventurer and playboy like Perseus, or find what we did to be the 'Best Thing EVAR!'

 

A mix of all three? Well we can say the Greek Gods hate us both, so it's in our mutual interest to cooperate.

Just to be sure never talk about Athena and any comparisons about her and other females. In her presence.

 

Well, pretty much everyone in Greek mythology hates each other, so that the greek gods hate you doesn't really say much.

 

Which kind of shows that Nasu doesn't really 'get' the greek concept of attractiveness...

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Well, Sakura/Rider would make the best ally, because Sakura would never backstab Shirou, regardless of the circumstances, and will support him no matter what (even to the point of handing him the Grail if he desires it). An absolutely reliable ally who you know will never turn on you is extremely valuable. And, further, Shirou would actually trust Sakura not to backstab him, so he can take advantage of this.

And, from the sounds of it, Spooney could talk Zouken into letting her go and allowing himself to die. I mean, he managed to talk Kotomine into not being a dick, and Zouken does actually have a forgotten motive which, when re-awakened, leads to him accepting death.

Of the rest, Rin/Archer would be the best option, but they are still considerably less reliable than Sakura/Rider would be. Rin does have the potential to backstab Shirou in some limited circumstances (see the Geas Bad End, for example) but, even ignoring that slim possibility, Archer's primary goal is "kill Shirou", which means that, even if Rin can be trusted, he can't be.

If we can talk Zouken into freeing Sakura and committing suicide, I think Medusa will love us forever....

 

Medusa is a Servant.
I think they're somewhat protected against our bullshit Charisma.

Also, there are plenty of Bad Ends that are Sakura's or Medusa's fault.
Bitches be crazy.

 

Hey, that's not a grower with sculpted abs.

 

It's more Medusa has an age-complex; wherein her sisters were immortal and didn't age and she...wasn't. She was mortal, she grew older; it kinda got to her. She would fade away, but her sisters wouldn't. Not to mention her sisters were kinda bitches until the whole 'snake monster' thing happened.

Going to write update soon; just need to do some yardwork for my grandmother...

 

Sakura would backstab Shirou the moment she saw a chance to ditch her grandfather. She was just using Shirou to keep Shinji out of the way.

 

Oh for fuck's sake.

 

...?

Is the new guy a little off?

 

Speakin' as an outsider, something about the minimalism of this comment just says it all. )

 

The only ones where Sarkura was good was Fate and UBW, then she tried to kill Shirou in Heaven's Feel.

 

Just ignore it. Flame bait is flame bait.

 

... Oh boy, 'Character debate' incoming.

 

Actually she DID Kill Shirou, if you count the bad ends.

 

Yeah ignore that Sakura killed Shirou, it must not have happened.

 

We have ignore in this site right? Anyone know how to do that yet? I'm sure if we all put the above name onto ignore he will eventually just walk off proud that he got ignored by an entire thread eventually. O No wasted space arguing, just nice game play by not-trolls.

 

Not everyone thinks that Sakura is "the bomb", you need to get over yourself and come down off your high horse.

 

It's in the user command are apparently. Look for the Friend/Ignore lists, and enter the userID

 

I don't understand the point of ignoring her violent nature and acting like it wasnt in the story when it was?

 

Because it has nothing to do with what is happening right now?
By the by, if you try to push it off any farther, I'll have to ignore you.
Get it? Got it. Good.

 

I was responding to a post in the last page!

 

So why is everyone else allowed to respond but im not?

 

Just go to ignore. Smart money says he's trying to set Mike1984/Cherry_Lover off and watch the thread descend into circlejerking as everyone but them writes more than a single sentence in defense of whatever. Crying Vegeta, Randy Hamblast, some sockpuppet of them, this has happened before. Same old song and dance, you ain't missing anything important.