Your Everything Disgusts Me (DC/SI)

Everything that can be explained with people being stupid is correct. Exceptions don't count.

 

Poor Starfire, surrounded by blurgorfs (or whatever crazy Tamaranian expression she likes to use).

Good oath too, although I didn't recognize some of your disdain-y thoughts. Had to look up House of Numbers and Miracle Mineral Solution, but I think I have the general idea now.

One thing I think you could do better is to expand the tour. It's a handful of lines, nobody talks, no real landmarks except the tunnels are talked about. Is Cyborg enthusiastic about the place? Does Beast Boy like seeing new places? Is Starfire dismissive of human things? Is Raven taking care to be on the exact opposite side of the group from you at all times?

 

That oath was great.

 

This is really good. Any chance we can expect regular updates?

 

With a chainsword?

Inquisitive minds need to know!

 

Huh, I thought Lauren Faust had gone on to Teen Titans Go, but apparently she did some batgirl and supergirl thing instead. I've never seen either show, but I'm kind of glad a writer I respect wasn't heading a team of writers who shit on their fans that way.

 

that sounds like something a ork would make, i don't even know what it is but i want one.

 

A spork is something that happens when a spoon and a fork have an interracial baby.

I guess a chainspork is something straight out of Warhammer 40k.

 

So I take it you have great Contempt for it?

To be fair, it and the writers, directors, and so forth thereof, are very contemptible.

 

I saw some of that, it actually wasn't bad. A bit childish, but not bad.
*edit*
Looked it up, here's the TVTropes page.

 

It has a Supergirl that looks like an actual reasonable girl and not a bikini model. Progress, fuck yeah.

Then again progress starts taking away my video game babes. Progress, fuck no!

Not sure what to think about this one honestly. It was a bit short.

 

It's neither progress nor regressing.

It's just a thing. Fanservice works differently for men and females(see: batman and robin being made fun of for the suit putting on scene). That there are things that don't have fanservice doesn't mean that there has been progress(whatever the fuck that means) it just means that it doesn't have fanservice.

 

Which episode is this? Also, don't forget they make fun of YJ as well, mostly TT though.

 

It is? Alright, thanks for that off to watch it and then brood angrily about it.

 

Wow, that's a new low even for Teen Titans Go. How have those hacks not been shitcanned yet?

 

Probably because their bosses hate serious cartoons, or even not-very-silly ones like the real Teen Titans, and like doing Take Thats at the fans of same.

 

As much as the Green Lantern power rings might be considered cosmic weapons they might be more like cosmic tools (with a rather specific cosmic energy source) that has been adapted for use by a group (the Guardians) as a weapon; as compared to this Puce Lantern which seems to be specifically designed as a cosmic weapon for use by some technologically advanced alien race. For a completely off-the-wall speculation, the way its been shown so far it almost looks like an independent design by some alternate reality Eldar of the Wharhammer 40k at the height of their empire might have had a faction that sensed their coming doom and tried to make something to counter it based on their understanding of the Warp or equivalent. Contempt might have been rather easy for such beings, or at least easier than other states of mind, and might have been considered a better mindset for confronting various cosmic horrors. Maybe such a universe might have other power rings/lanterns from other civilizations that made their own such as based on a particular faith (like the Emperor of Mankind) or maybe WAAGH! (for Orks).

 

How metaphysical/conceptual is that power? Given how it acted weird when exposed to Diana's Lasso of Truth which has been portrayed by some writers as being conceptual in nature itself (supposedly some demons or creatures that are associated with lies are harmed by its touch) this might have some strange implications of how deep it could go in that direction. As odd as it might seem, if he ever went to one of the Marvel comics universe he might be considered an agent of an alternate Un-Being and/or Oblivion with the ring/lantern being considered the counterpart of the Quantum Bands or Ultimate Nullifier by the beings there (maybe even by the respective cosmic beings depending on how they would interact on the conceptual level).

 

So I watched both. The actual episode and the guy reviewing it. All I have to say is: Death to the Usurpers! The show needs to be ended.

 

Was the review amusing, at least?

 

Orange Lanterns have Assimilate.

Puce Lanterns have Exterminate.