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All QQ members get teleported to 40k

Discussion in 'General' started by Augustus Technicus, Mar 6, 2017.

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  1. Augustus Technicus

    Augustus Technicus Roma Invicta

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    Inspired by the thread All SpaceBattlers get teleported to Equestria.

    Yep I'm doing another inspired by thread. Again the premise is the same/similar. Because I asked him to ROB transports all of QQ to the lovely Warhammer 40k

    No GEOM, no C'tan, no Chaos god, no Ork god, no Phoenix Lord, no Old Ones or Eldar god level beings, no alpha psykers, and no memetic wanking. This list of prohibited may be edited in the future.

    Now for a unique case, only TWO QQ members may pick a Primarch each spot representing one of the unknown Primarchs.

    Fandom is allowed, but it must be approved by me first.

    Scenario 1: As of the 41st millennium, anywhere in the milkyway galaxy, as any native being of the universe except for the prohibited.

    Scenario 2: As of the 41st millennium, anywhere in the milkyway galaxy, as yourself.
     
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    Augustus Technicus

    Augustus Technicus Roma Invicta

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    And of course I call a Primarch. :p
    I also aprove my Steel Drake fandom's premise for said Primarch.

    Edit:

    I shall reclaim my chapter and my positions as Archlord of the Steel Drakes.

    Now was I just asleep in the Dragon of the Void or something... maybe. It's a secret.
     
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  3. Generic_Generica

    Generic_Generica Verified kōhai

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    I don't post on SB.

    :V
     
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  4. Augustus Technicus

    Augustus Technicus Roma Invicta

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    Fixed
     
  5. Jiven

    Jiven Most Excellent Lurker

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    No gods ? No gods ? That's interesting.
    I will be a Rogue Trader, searching for xeno artifacts without being terrified of corruption. And i will try to hunt every one of QQ members and befriend/hug/lewd them, depending on the person.
     
  6. Lykaia

    Lykaia Well worn.

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    I'll pick a Tyranid and sublimate myself into Hive Mind so I can be part of something so much vaster than myself.
     
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  7. Augustus Technicus

    Augustus Technicus Roma Invicta

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    The Primarch position will not simply go to whomever first grabs it. Some sort of effort of a fandom description, background, basis or whatever is now required for said Primarch. It doesn't need to be crazy fleshed out in detail but the better post gets the spot.

    No no, you miss understand me. The Chaos God's are still very much present. You just can't pick to be one. Have fun.
     
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  8. Jiven

    Jiven Most Excellent Lurker

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    Noooooo!!!

    Then i am fucked.
     
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  9. Robotninja

    Robotninja Connoisseur.

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    I become a Psyker of a level comparable to that guy whose death almost destroyed the Astromonicon. I am not a god, and can still be murdered. I also choose to be a resident of planet Hito. I gain access to the complete STC system hiding there. I can give that to the Imperium and they will pretty much tolerate anything from me.

    Edit: Oh, and be Illuminated, too.
     
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  10. Wootius

    Wootius I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Creed? CREEEEEEDDDDDD!
     
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  11. Augustus Technicus

    Augustus Technicus Roma Invicta

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    Not the best pick I would say with his current situation, but hey, I like Creed too.
     
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  12. Wootius

    Wootius I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    It's 40k, the question isn't are you going to have a ugly end, but when.
     
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  13. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Scenario 1: I'll be a Speed Freek Big Mek in WAAGH Wazzdakka. Because if you absolutely have to live in 40k, being an ork is pretty much the way to go.

    Scenario 2: Good Lord. If I have to be myself and only get to pick where I end up, drop me on a Tau world. The Imperium might know more, and I might get a big heaping helping of condescension from the blue man, but at least I won't be summarily tortured for possessing meta-knowledge.
     
  14. Knightfall

    Knightfall Nui Harime lover, Cynic, and Archivist

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    Well I will devote myself to Lord Slaanesh.
     
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  15. Robotninja

    Robotninja Connoisseur.

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    Scenario 2. Some reasonable inquisitor who is nearby Hito. Tell them about the STC hidden there. Get rewarded to an absurd degree.
     
  16. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful

    2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful Guts

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    Why don't you love FREEDOM!?
     
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  17. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    The Tau'nuki are fighting for the greater good!
     
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  18. Trilonias

    Trilonias I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Well... shit. I know nothing of WH40K! I'm also not a member of SB, as much as I read/lurk there.

    Anyways, I'll probably be dead real fast with my luck.
     
  19. Seru

    Seru Lodissian Cross

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    I would insert myself as an administratum beauracrat on Terra, who rubber stamps meaningless paperwork.

    Then I would invest in a comfortable pillow for my chair, sleep in my office, and retire early.

    If I was myself, probably Tau world, and volunteer to do menial paperwork. The despair I will cause will please the Gods, and they should hopefully leave me alone to continue creating it.
     
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  20. mr.inky

    mr.inky I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    I choose to be......a Man of Iron.....

    Former Human City-Unknown Space
    41st Millenium

    *Rebooting.......Beginning Process*
    *Running System Check......*
    *Error....Gellar Fields Malfunctioning...Rebooting......Complete....*
    *Checking Weapons Platforms......Optimal...*
    *Self-Repair Protocol Check.......Error Found....7 Found....Repairing....Complete...*
    *Checking Sensors......Optimal.....*
    *Battle Replication and Manufacture Process......Optimal...*
    *Type - List All - To list Complete List of All Checks....*
    *.............*
    *Deploying....*


    "ASCALAON HEADS THE CALL OF HUMANITY"
     
  21. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Well, since I'll most likely die like a little bitch I might as well start worshiping slaanesh. Have a little bit of fun before going out with a bang.

    ---------------------------------------

    I'm banned from SB, so I know even less of what's going on there these days...
     
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  22. Jonn Wolfe

    Jonn Wolfe (Verified Sarcastic) (Not a Wolf)

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    As I know little to nothing about 40K, I would most likely die horribly.
     
  23. january1may

    january1may Versed in the lewd.

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    Same.

    Though the "become Tyranid, assimilate into hive mind immediately" option does sound nice.
     
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  24. ANGRY PUFFBALL

    ANGRY PUFFBALL I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    An unimportant farmer's son on a quiet agricultural world that is of no interest to anyone and is as far away from the Eye of Terror as possible.

    Like hell I'd ever want to get involved with the monsters rampaging across the stars in 40k.
     
  25. Wyrd

    Wyrd In the name of the Moon, I will f#@k your shit up!

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    Eldar Exodite. Living a quiet life on a verdant, untouched planet herding dinosaurs doesn't sound so bad. Once I die, I'll become part of the World Spirit and can watch over subsequent generations of Eldar doing the same.
     
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  26. Evilhippy

    Evilhippy The Cum Lord

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    Being a psychic null or even a full blown psychic pariah would be the best bet. No chaos fuckery for me thank you, not even when I die can they get me!
     
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  27. DestyNova

    DestyNova Getting sticky.

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    Ork ork ork. Maybe a painboy so I can make all sorts of neat cyberorks. Plus when I do inevitably die, I will still have my legacy live on via spores

    Or serving in Ciphias Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!'s entourage.
     
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  28. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle Lewd Cthulhu

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    I would find the nearest gun and shoot myself in the head. Better dead than stuck in that hell hole.
     
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  29. Bisaster

    Bisaster Disappointed.

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    Can I be a machine spirit?
     
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  30. Evilhippy

    Evilhippy The Cum Lord

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    But then you leave yourself open to Chaos getting its slimy hands on your soul. Better to be a null.
     
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