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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I get it and would you want some of my amazonian's blood?
     
  2. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "I would. Willingly donated magical blood is a novel enough ingredient that I could make some truly transcendent booze out of it."
     
  3. Salbazier

    Salbazier Posting while Hot

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    The former yes :D
     
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  4. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Good(give a needle of blood from my skin to you) here
     
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  5. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I know the feeling.

    Would definitely spend a few minutes admiring myself in the bathroom mirror.
     
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  6. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Photosynthesis!
     
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  7. TMastér

    TMastér "Something lewd"

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    Take over the world I guess.
     
  8. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Good luck with that
     
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  9. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "Photosynthesis isn't really about luck, it's about turning delicious sunlight into booze food."


    "I can turn sunlight into booze though..."
     
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  10. Redon

    Redon the baka nerbie

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    Oh, one of these things again, I guess my response remains the same thing as I said way back shortly after I joined SB...

    Realize I'm going to die in agony in about three years and cry a lot.
     
  11. Selias

    Selias Well worn.

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    Be the very best. Like no one ever was.
     
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  12. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    To catch them is your real test.
     
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  13. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    To train them is your cause!
     
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  14. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You will travel across the land.
     
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  15. Heaven Canceler

    Heaven Canceler Behind You!

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    Search far and wide
     
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  16. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Teach Pokemon to understand
    The Power that’s inside!

    So I’m now basically a demigod disguised as a teenager disguised as a ninja. That’s fun.

    I abuse my powers to steal computers and video games so I can have the ultimate VR experience, in between bouts of power testing. I would also lewd people, like an erotic Paranormal Activity but with more consent.

    Unfortunately, I lack a certain amount of ambition to really succeed; especially since pretty much everyone here could crush me into dirt. I guess I offer my services as a spy/mystical assassin? Just hope the Sun Godess, Order Godess, a huge ass green ball, and what has to be half the magical girls to exist don’t accidentally my existence.
     
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  17. Nerx

    Nerx HOORNGH!

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    As someone from Peepoodo & The Super Fuck Friends it would be best to head towards the red light district and NUT vigorously across several workers. Gonna tip graciously and write good reviews.
     
  18. The Sandman

    The Sandman Versed in the lewd.

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    ...do you really want me to answer this question?
     
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  19. silverm21

    silverm21 Versed in the lewd.

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    Laugh manically, which would be in character anyway and then go flying.
     
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  20. Gamewiz2x3

    Gamewiz2x3 My Dewds Gone for Good

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    Get drunk, play with my new pussy, try and fail to seduce some hot girls, get more drunk, fail at socials even harder than I do currently, and kneecap anyone who annoys me.

    It's what Chiaki would want.
     
  21. Pimplup

    Pimplup Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    You should've gone for the head, Lady Tarth.
     
  22. TRm

    TRm Connoisseur.

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    well, I think that I noticed a couple of dragon avatars here, and I do now know the most interesting soup recipe....
     
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  23. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    So basically you gotta get a lot of girls as your new royal harem with new powerful children and i could cheer you up
     
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  24. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Good so basically you are one of strongest gods in this new world.and what would you say to your family or friends from real life?
     
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  25. Lightxdarkwing

    Lightxdarkwing Versed in the lewd.

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    Make cute noises and hope that some one nice looks after me newly kitten-iffied self.
    That and see if my other heads are also me, having multiple heads would be strange.
     
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  26. Mrt9001

    Mrt9001 Getting sticky.

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    Fart really loudly. Then get really upset when the fart comes out of the neck area of my suit, directly into my own face since that's the only opening in the suit
    Quickly get over it, armor up ove the Zero Suit, and go out to have some fuckin' Spaghetti, Lasagna, and other delicious foods with EXTRA garlic. I don't pay of course! Gotta dine and dash. Wario would never pay for a meal.
     
  27. Magon

    Magon Eternal Enemy of Chaos

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    Make my own Parker Indistries to make the world a better place, and scare the shit out of criminals.
     
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  28. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    That's cool and i can help you with my magic
     
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  29. Magon

    Magon Eternal Enemy of Chaos

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    Magic and Science to create a better Future! :cool:
     
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  30. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Yup like Dr.Strange and Ironman but with Zatanna and Spiderman way
     
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