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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    Santas wear coats.

    I think.
     
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  2. Pyeknu

    Pyeknu Cross-Dimensional Magical Sith GIrl

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    I go forth and try to find my Brother Darling,
     
  3. Master of Squirrel-fu

    Master of Squirrel-fu The Original

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    Well, now I'm a judgemental ninja magical girl.

    Irl, probably steal crap and make money performing. If I'm in the original setting, freak out at the multiple existential crisi that occur due to being in a fictional world I made where I'm a street level threat in a setting that has to semi regularly put down threats capable of exploding the planet by accident.
     
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  4. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    >I would move around veeeeery carefuly since my avatar is ludicrusly strong.

    >Then go to my bed to jill myself since this is one of my transformation fantasies.

    >Then realise that my tits will always be noticably bigger than the biggest in the area.

    >Mess around and see if I can somehow control this.

    >Try not to freak out while figuring out how to tell this to my family.

    >Find a way to get Isekai'd in Dragon Ball and/or find a way to open portals between worlds.

    >????

    >Profit.
     
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  5. OverMaster

    OverMaster Well worn.

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    I'm not the real Frieza, just some guy doing a bad cosplay of him, so I guess I better go home and take the costume off before I'm laughed at by someone passing by.

    But you're a Heroic Spirit. You can just shrug the cold off.
     
  6. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Free costume though, so there's that.
     
  7. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Uh... I might gloat a bit to my sister because I'm hotter now?

    Go swimming? Hit the gym and make other peeps feel inadequate as I lift weights?

    Lie low and just live my life? Honestly, I have no fucking idea. Whatever the case, I'd first have to masturbate because that's what you do in this type of situation.
     
  8. DAWinz

    DAWinz Illest Villain

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    I salt the Earth of my enemies. I do that normally anyways, but by collecting their tears first
     
  9. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Bellicose and Armed. (With bad literature.)

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    Step 1: Melt.
    Step 2: Coalesce somewhere else.
    Step 3: Find Senpai. If DC Universe, said Senpai will be a villain and will be doted on until resistance (and crime) ceases.
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: Live happily ever after. Probably. At least until some world-destroying threat comes along.

    For those not in the know, my avatar is an MGE Shoggoth.
     
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  10. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Oh alright i understand and have fun with the body.
     
  11. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Who's your choice of "Senpai"? The Joker!?
     
  12. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Bellicose and Armed. (With bad literature.)

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    Wizards of the Coast dice roller says...

    Deathstroke, actually.

    And now I want to write a oneshot about it. Fuck.
     
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  13. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle Lewd Cthulhu

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    Learn how to fucking shoot.
     
  14. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    just be TR-8R.
     
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  15. PiningfortheHebrides

    PiningfortheHebrides Getting sticky.

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    I'm going to need a stylist as soon as possible.
     
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  16. Least Devotee

    Least Devotee Experienced.

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    Hope and pray I'm not Hollow. Probably freak out a bit. Go to work. If actually hollow hope someone else this happened to can do something about it. Cause being undead isn't that bad, being a desiccated mindless undead is.
     
  17. BobTheNinja

    BobTheNinja Horny Aspiring Multiversal Adventurer

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    So I wake up as a Red Saber, aka Nero Claudius. Absolutely oustanding.

    Probably the first thing I do is strip naked and get a good, long look at myself in the mirror. Assuming I don't freak the fuck out first.
     
  18. Expendable Mook

    Expendable Mook Lord of Decay

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    Give anti-vaxxers what they deserve.
     
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  19. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    I find the car of someone I hate and drop a nice, big, radioactive load on it.
     
  20. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    > New Avatar, Let's All Love Lain

    Stare at my room unimpressed. Get more computers.
    Edit the universe's continuity so memories regarding me adjust.

    Enjoy being cuter (and "totally not" some reality-warping digital goddess *cough*).
    I might try doing something to help Uplift along.

    Also, Lisp Machine phones. Because I said so.
     
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  21. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    I'm now cute and fuzzy and a badass.
     
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  22. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Also female, but with more confidence than the male version of the character.
     
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  23. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Well, yes, but I would think that obvious.
     
  24. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Only to those who recognize both the character (genderbent or not) and the exact image your avatar is cropped from.
     
  25. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Maybe I’m just so used to the style I can tell from the style of the faces.
     
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  26. LazerRaptor

    LazerRaptor blank and loving it

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    Apparently I'm now the most decorated US marine of all time, but I'm not sure how useful that skillset is. Either way, I probably first freak out, then contact authorities and go clothes shopping, then contact parents. I need to have means of proper ID after all, since my body is that of a person who died a while ago. Other than that I don't really know what I would do....

    Wow I'm a boring fucker.
     
  27. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Be a smug squid and invade the earth.

    And probably tentacle fuck someone somehow.

    Or just use my insane math ability and drum skills for fun and profit.
     
  28. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    This is one of those moments when I'm really annoyed at myself at picking an inanimate object as my avvie...
     
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  29. DAWinz

    DAWinz Illest Villain

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    My Nem is Jeff
     
  30. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    How many nukes do you have now?
    [​IMG]
     
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