Mr Zoat
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That was really more their own trauma than direct Anti-Life exposure.
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That was really more their own trauma than direct Anti-Life exposure.
Sorry is worthless if you keep doing the bad thing. Does Paul really think someone who calls himself Anarchy is going to refrain from causing problems on purpose?He nods slowly. "Alright. And I'm... Sorry that this happened."
He might have been geniunely humbled. Besides Paul has his empathic vision back so I am sure he could tell whether Lonnie is being sincere or not. He doesn't seem to be worried so I assume Lonnie is questioning his own choices now and rethinking how to approach things.Sorry is worthless if you keep doing the bad thing. Does Paul really think someone who calls himself Anarchy is going to refrain from causing problems on purpose?
That's really the story of Orange Lantern's own life since picking up his power ring."The fact that he's cured of the particular form of insanity he was acting under doesn't mean that he's actually making good decisions.
Sorry is worthless if you keep doing the bad thing. Does Paul really think someone who calls himself Anarchy is going to refrain from causing problems on purpose?
Probably.
*Stares at Orange Lantern*"That's..." She winces. "Not going to work. All the crystal fragments are going to make it impossible to get any kind of reading."
Ah, wasting no time removing any potential weapons Lonnie might call on, eh? A little unwise to remove them all before they could analyse the crystals, but I bet the effect is not intrinsic to the material.28th September 2013
14:15 GMT -5
And since I'm back in one mental piece again I know exactly what I want to do.
A sonic shatterer construct appears before I've even finished looking around us, ring scans guiding it to the correct frequency-
Do we have your attention now, Lonnie?Woomn!
-as every one of Lonnie's crystals shatters!
His head jerks up, looking at the piles of fragments now sitting on his work bench and shelves.
There's no guarantee Lonnie wouldn't have tried to use them, after all. And OL can be forgiven for being a little testy."Why did-?!" I glare, noting that he isn't wearing a costume in the physical world. "You didn't need to do that."
"I think I did."
One complex metaphysical challenge at a time."Aaaah…" Zatanna looks a little disappointed. "It… Might have been helpful to study those."
"Before we start studying making crystals resonate with peoples' characteristics, let's finish studying-" I nod to Timothy. "-Mister Vergence in the Force over there."
Nor does she have the perfect memory granted by a Ring.Zatanna frowns. "Huh?"
Wait, was that not in the Earth 16 version-? No, Zatanna's a normalish woman who hasn't spent years memorising science fiction trivia.
Ah, feeling a little sorry your joke fell flat."I'm comparing him to Anakin Skywalker, from the-"
"Oh." She nods pityingly.
Ah, now for this guy."-Star Wars prequels?"
"Uh. Uh?" Know Man pushes himself into a sitting position, holding his head in his hands. "Wha-? Why can I-? Still see everything?"
Despite whatever efforts Know-man might have taken to reduce said empathy...I use a construct to wrench his hands behind his back, and bind his arms with my preferred blend of iron, tungsten and carbon nanotubes.
"Because it turns out that the human brain is actually fairly responsive to trauma. We're an empathic bunch, really. Good work, Hunter."
Preferably in a heavily-shielded magical laboratory, just to prevent any repeats of this little fiasco."I wasn't.. trying to permanently traumatise him. Um. I could-?"
"Don't even think about it." I give him a warning looks. "We've had quite enough weird magic from you for today, and we're going to have to go through you to make sure that you didn't keep anything from those trauma creatures either."
Minimal risk, OL. Remember all the times you fouled up by eating something you shouldn't?Zatanna raises an eyebrow. "'We'?"
"Yes, because that's a two-person job and I can eat malevolent influences without any risk to myself."
Nice of him."Oh."
"And because I know it's going to be a long and tedious job so I thought I'd stick around."
Don't bother cleaning up, Lonnie, that'll come for the forensic teams that will hopefully go over this place.She brightens up slightly. "Oh, thank you."
Lonnie looks around his workspace and pulls out a dustpan and brush. "Am I under arrest?"
And hopefully he doesn't just Hush Tube his way out of confinement..."Depends. We can arrest you over the kidnapping and mind control."
"I think-" Zatanna nods. "-we should."
Excellent. Sang them before they..."And because that's a clear example of supervillainy against critical infrastructure, we get to do a full mental trawl just in case you were doing anything else. Which you clearly were."
Actually-. Ring, scan.
Detected: Victor Sage, Jarvis Tetch, Detective Chimp.
...Motherfucker. And they will almost certainly be making efforts to recover him at some point.Yes! We can-.
Contact lost.
I glare at Lonnie again, and he smugly holds up… An alert button.
Right, she doesn't have the live feed minimap functionality OL does."Okay, I guess we are arresting you, then."
"Ah." Zatanna looks confused. "What just happened?"
Worst case he just hangs around the park and plays 'stray dog' until lonnie comes for him."He signalled his co-conspirators and they got out of town." I sigh, focusing my attention on Lonnie. "I was going to offer you a deal, but, fine. I respect the strength of your friendship with the criminal madman and geriatric chimpanzee whom I could have gotten medical attention. Do you want to find someone willing to look after Yap, or has he done a runner too?"
Because of course he has super-strength."I'll… Find someone."
"Great. Know Man. Anything that you want to say in moderation before we put you in-?"
He flexes, and his right arm tears itself out of my binding-
Thankfully, OL isn't alone."Pots!"
-and there's a very quiet click before his body freezes.
Good, finally calling in backup.Zatanna stares at him. "How strong-?"
"Wonder Woman, minimum. Right. Orange Lantern to Watchtower, two OMACs to my current location for super strong prisoner transfer." I take an inertia prison out of my harness and step forward-.
...That's a real annoying habit people have these days.
No doubt something Maltusian-based, or something else he picked up over the millennia.
At least he's owning up and accepting the arrest. For now.
Well, this has just been a fine day, hasn't it?I nod. "Zatanna?"
"I…" She shakes her head. "Don't recognize the spell. Sorry."
Definitely one of those days it wasn't worth getting out of bed."We'll ask your father or Doctor Mist to see if they can work out where he went-."
"That's..." She winces. "Not going to work. All the crystal fragments are going to make it impossible to get any kind of reading."
Let's just hope he can't subvert them.I sigh as I hear the OMACs teleport to just outside the cabin.
"Looks like you're getting a generous escort, Lonnie. Zatanna, I'll finish up here and meet you in Shadowcrest?"
No, but he has associates who are likely to attempt a rescue.She nods, and we file out… Ugh, I'll have to notify the local police and get them to do interviews. The people here probably don't know all that much and I'm sure they'll say even less. Lonnie seemed to be popular with the local children, rather than a sinister tearaway.
The OMACs frown. "Lonnie Machin is not on file as having superstrength."
As senior agent, OL gets to do all the paperwork."No, the super strong guy teleported away. Please bear with us while we finish up here, and then take him to processing."
They nod, and I generate a zeta tube terminus construct for the others.
"No, the super strong guy teleported away. Please bear with us while we finish up here, and then take him to processing."
outDefinitely one of those days it wasn't worth getting our of bed.
"look"
Gee, who would have thought that letting a mind control device continue to exist would be a bad thing.*Stares at Orange Lantern*
Gee, who would have guessed that spitefully blowing up evidence might be a bad idea.
Detected: Victor Sage, Jarvis Tetch, Detective Chimp.
Yes! We can-.
Contact lost.
I miss the days when having a Power Ring, the entire GLC database, the pilfered work of a dozen super-geniuses and the support of a billions of years old Controller was actually worth something.JamjamJAM!
Teleportation jamming in progress, no effect.
And he's gone.
I miss the days when having a Power Ring, the entire GLC database, the pilfered work of a dozen super-geniuses and the support of a billions of years old Controller was actually worth something.
So how long do we think it will be before Anarchy either gets rescued or escapes? I'm betting within a month, assuming he doesn't slip away within the next five minutes.
Thank you, corrected.
No, that was Aurakles, but Know Man would probably have been alive during that period and might well remember their society.Is know man the neanderthal guy that makes a time machine to travel to the future and gets fucked by the Sheeda?
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Uh hi? Newbie fan art poster here? Don't really know if it's cool to just drop it like this... hopefully someone will tell me so I can take it down?
I'm slowly crawling my way through the story-only thread; I wonder if what part I was on then comes across? Sorry if the design is kinda basic; I'm terrible at remembering character descriptions
Thanks for the fic author, my mildly-ish competent art as tribute from this lurker
Thank you for making it. And since I've worked out how to threadmark with multiple categories, I'm actually going to threadmark that one.![]()
Uh hi? Newbie fan art poster here? Don't really know if it's cool to just drop it like this... hopefully someone will tell me so I can take it down?
I'm slowly crawling my way through the story-only thread; I wonder if what part I was on then comes across? Sorry if the design is kinda basic; I'm terrible at remembering character descriptions
Thanks for the fic author, my mildly-ish competent art as tribute from this lurker
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Uh hi? Newbie fan art poster here? Don't really know if it's cool to just drop it like this... hopefully someone will tell me so I can take it down?
I'm slowly crawling my way through the story-only thread; I wonder if what part I was on then comes across? Sorry if the design is kinda basic; I'm terrible at remembering character descriptions
Thanks for the fic author, my mildly-ish competent art as tribute from this lurker
Hey so correct me if I'm wrong but is there a list with links to all the alternative Paul bits?
I felt a need to reread the decepticon Paul parts and I kinda recall there was a list of them all but maybe I imagined it?
i have a link saved somewhere, I think let me look.Hey so correct me if I'm wrong but is there a list with links to all the alternative Paul bits?
I felt a need to reread the decepticon Paul parts and I kinda recall there was a list of them all but maybe I imagined it?
I think here is what you are looking for? Thank you m_dIn the first post of this thread there is a link to a post under Spoiler: Omake Index called List of Minor SI variants. It was last updated 19 June 2021, so it doesn't contain the Stargate ones yet since they started 1 February 2024. I would be unsurprised to find that there are readers of this fic who have their own indexes, but I don't know of any current public ones. The TV Tropes one and the Wiki linked on the first post don't appear to contain the sort of index you're looking for. You can search specific threads as a QQ member for keywords though. I might eventually post one, but I haven't gotten around to putting one together. If you can remember chapter titles you can also just open the threadmarks list and do a wordsearch there.
For convenience, here is guide to the Stargate ones I've found:
Starring (part 1) to Starring (part 22) all can be found under the heading of Episode 145: Unreal on the third post of this thread. The next time I'm aware of them coming back up are in chapters Starbate (part 1) to Starbate (part 4), all of which are in Episode 151: Working Relationship.
The Transformers ones:
Start in Episode 120: Krummkreuz with Plus Two (part 1) and Plus Two (part 2)
Continued in Episode 128: Feasibility Study with Transformed (part 1) to Transformed (part 7)
Continued in Episode 145: Unreal with Transformational (part 1) to Transformational (part 4)
Continued in Episode 148: Codominion with Meet The Eye (part 1) to Meet The Eye (part 12)
Continued in Episode 149: Equity with Equity (part 3) and Equity (part 8). The titling convention of this section is different because of the crossover nature of the episode. You can get an idea in the index by going off of the year the chapter takes place in. The Transformers ones are the ones in 2014.
For completeness-sake, here are links to all of the posts for both that I found behind spoilers with the dates and Episodes as given in the index. Please let me know if I missed any or if you have other corrections.
Episode 145: Unreal
14th August 2013
Starring (part 1)
Starring (part 2)
Starring (part 3)
27th August 2013
Starring (part 4)
Starring (part 5)
Ten Years Later
Starring (part 6)
Three Years Later
Starring (part 7)
Starring (part 8)
Two Months Later
Starring (part 9)
Two Seasons Later
Starring (part 10)
Three Days Later
Starring (part 11)
Starring (part 12)
About a Month Later
Starring (part 13)
Starring (part 14)
Starring (part 15)
9th October 1999
Starring (part 16)
Starring (part 17)
Starring (part 18)
Starring (part 19)
Starring (part 20)
11 October 1999
Starring (part 21)
Starring (part 22)
Episode 151: Working Relationship
3rd November 1999
Starbate (part 1)
5th November 1999
Starbate (part 2)
12th November 1999
Starbate (part 3)
Starbate (part 4)
Episode 120: Krummkreuz
21st May 2013
Plus Two (part 1)
21st May 2013
Plus Two (part 2)
Episode 128: Feasibility Study
16th October 2013
Transformed (part 1)
Transformed (part 2)
Transformed (part 3)
17th October 2013
Transformed (part 4)
25th October 2013
Transformed (part 5)
Transformed (part 6)
Transformed (part 7)
Episode 145: Unreal
5th February 2014
Transformational (part 1)
Transformational (part 2)
Transformational (part 3)
Transformational (part 4)
Episode 148: Codominion
14th June 2014
Meet The Eye (part 1)
Meet The Eye (part 2)
15th June 2014
Meet The Eye (part 3)
22nd June 2014
Meet The Eye (part 4)
Meet The Eye (part 5)
28th June 2014
Meet The Eye (part 6)
Meet The Eye (part 7)
12th July 2014
Meet The Eye (part 8)
13th July 2014
Meet The Eye (part 9)
Meet The Eye (part 10)
15th July 2014
Meet The Eye (part 11)
Meet The Eye (part 12)
Episode 149: Equity
16th July 2014
Equity (part 3)
Equity (part 8)
Hey so correct me if I'm wrong but is there a list with links to all the alternative Paul bits?
I felt a need to reread the decepticon Paul parts and I kinda recall there was a list of them all but maybe I imagined it?
Thank you for finding that and posting Jankl. And you're welcome. Addendum: As far as I know, that's current as far as Transformers segments. As for a more complete index, I'm working on it on and off, but it's not complete yet.
Yep and Mr.zoat is going to keep going until he reaches season 2 of the TV show. Which I think takes place in 2016? Zoat started writing this fanfic started in 2014 or 2013? Makes me wonder how long it's going to take to reach that point. 10 more years? More?Also, fun fact, the fic is 5.7 - 5.9 million words long depending on the word count system used.